Protip: If the Chevy conversion van is rocking (at 3:30 AM in the mall parking lot, under a lightpole), the cops will.. http://fk.cm/5092423

Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics o.. http://fk.cm/5091704

Due to low sales, Walmart discounts Black Barbie; obviously some people have a problem with this [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5091859

"Milking water out of a cow made of wood with rubber teats is a favorite activity there" [Strange] http://fk.cm/5091520

News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5091576

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That giant puckering sound you heard was Sheriff Joe Arpaio's spinchter clenching after he found out the controversia.. http://fk.cm/5090733