Monday, August 31, 2009

AH Mediterranean Cruise CD8 3 http://bit.ly/mR8Jx
Man in a van collecting stories of the recession, living down by the river [Interesting] http://bit.ly/19sQe4
CA School’s Culinary Arts Program Teaches World Culture, Racial Acceptance http://bit.ly/3lOWw
Not news: Bank insists on thumbprint from man in order to cash check. Fark: Man has no arms [Florida] http://bit.ly/3Qpnbr
And so it's come to this: Coolio is playing concerts at sandwich shops in rural Colorado [Sad] http://bit.ly/GLc1c
News: Suspect eludes cops despite being tazed twice and shot. Fark: Suspect is a llama [Amusing] http://bit.ly/USGnN
No one told this woman that a drive-thru lane obligates you to drive all the way through it before passing out w.. http://bit.ly/Oeut0
Britain's experience during WWII would forever change the nation. Maybe that's why they drink so much: They're s.. http://bit.ly/2R4mJL
If a plane is flying too close to your house do you: c) Head off to the runway to shoot it down. Bonus: with a ... http://bit.ly/ZlMOv
Sustainability Indexes Launch, But What's the Formula, Kenneth? http://bit.ly/PO0w9
Photoshop this jumping girl [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/sfyYw
Abraham-Hicks (Create from the inside out..) http://bit.ly/1JP2B
Man builds hovercraft in his backyard. It is 56 feet long, 20 feet wide and 17 feet tall. It looks like an alien.. http://bit.ly/pSui5
Abraham-Hicks: Is This From My Inner Being? http://bit.ly/2wlXEz
Fark's favorite Warriors fan arrested again [Followup] http://bit.ly/KseuN

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Not a Country for Just Old Men—Young People Take to the Farm http://bit.ly/iQdAY
Photoshop this oddly placed passage [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/8JHgo
Forget death panels. If you're really interested in putting a stop to the public option (and some truly entertai.. http://bit.ly/1UOKyx
Apparently in Baltimore if you want to rent out a Police Helicopter and Officers to set up a proposal to your gi.. http://bit.ly/1eOnmq
Photoshop this baseball player [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/2gCJvf
Maine man sentenced to five years in prison and $95k restitution for illegally getting wood [Obvious] http://bit.ly/dCnXl
Neighborhood watch apprehends burglar with 1,000 Euros in his anus [Strange] http://bit.ly/13cpRW
Abraham ~ Hicks ~ What is preferred http://bit.ly/TrNWQ

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ex-cop living in Siberia says he's the son of God. "His followers, who have given up their lives to follow him, .. http://bit.ly/BMwif
"Nudity and jellyfish just don't mix" [Obvious] http://bit.ly/VwL40
Caption two of our greatest living ex-Presidents [Caption] http://bit.ly/hgyin
Who needs anti-depressants when we have beer? [Obvious] http://bit.ly/9SQAj
People being able to post in real time that they are not at home a boon to burglars. Obvious tag is breaking int.. http://bit.ly/1rW5AZ
Laser Lipo Guide http://bit.ly/szUCq
ABRAHAM: MANIFESTATION The 3 step process for getting what you want http://bit.ly/rc3Kr
Sorority pledges forced to eat cat food, fraternity pledges willingly ate sor... oh, you get it [Asinine] http://bit.ly/JcCix
But officer, the horse was completely sober [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/JYdrU
Today's WTF from Japan: A Gundam-themed cosplay wedding [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1bMUM5

Friday, August 28, 2009

California resorts to "garage sale" to raise funds. Legislators still hammering out details for bikini car wash .. http://bit.ly/17bTUa
DJ AM stars in reality version of "Final Destination" [News] http://bit.ly/cUO5I
In Response to "The Omnivore's Delusion" Part 2 http://bit.ly/1hjPZN
Deputy who investigated illegal backyard encampment in 2006 failed to notice sex slave living there, didn't know.. http://bit.ly/vMTNN
Aquarium transformer starts fire, which shatters aquarium, which puts out fire. Taa daaa [Amusing] http://bit.ly/prmyj
Viviendo Felices y Comiendo Perdices - Abraham Hicks (Living Happily Ever After) http://bit.ly/15GvBO
Building manager posts pics of man who urinated in lobby, complete with "SMALL PENIS ALERT" caption [Hero] http://bit.ly/9N050
Recognizing the Symptoms of Depression - WebMD http://bit.ly/VgjT4
Abraham-Hicks (When an ex mate threatens suicide...) http://bit.ly/bOb7M
Shirtless man hijacks, crashes Atlanta school bus, Matthew McConaughey unavailable for comment [Weird] http://bit.ly/11shVj
Abraham: THE VORTEX - Esther & Jerry Hicks - SNIPPET 2 http://bit.ly/JK39G
If you're wanted for attempting to steal a car, its probably not a good idea to go into a police station on the .. http://bit.ly/21BSgZ
Not news: Being late for a court date. Still not news: Concerning the validity of your marriage license. Sorta n.. http://bit.ly/9Wmj4

Thursday, August 27, 2009

"Know what they call a shooting at McDonald's in Quebec?" "They don't call it a shooting at McDonald's?" "Nah, m.. http://bit.ly/1wHjOL
Thanks farkers, from Arelas' family [Followup] http://bit.ly/154T7B
Auschwitz blueprints given to Israeli PM, you know, "just in case" [Interesting] http://bit.ly/3wRlId
CA highspeed rail, which would help the environment by reducing vehicles on the road, may be derailed by environ.. http://bit.ly/tsRfF
The importance of appreciation | Discussing The Vortex | new book by Abraham Hicks http://bit.ly/wBwPe
In this day of overtly sexy ads, internet porn, and sexting, burlesque is making a comback [Cool] http://bit.ly/kjPpR
Abraham: THE VORTEX - Esther & Jerry Hicks - SNIPPET 1 http://bit.ly/6gIJ6
Wood carver cracks ancient Royal code, all without any help from Dan Brown [Interesting] http://bit.ly/Bw8J9
The Fallout From the Whole Foods Boycott http://bit.ly/3Affre
CIA learned their cold water torture techniques by reading a Canadian government guide to swimming in Canada. Re.. http://bit.ly/3aSNEk
Abraham-Hicks (Finding a Soul Mate) http://bit.ly/13eZeM
The annual round-up of the best snowflakeism's in this year's university exams [Fail] http://bit.ly/2Mo9aJ

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Chungliang Al Huang - "Ah - Ha!" http://bit.ly/sjkru
One minute, you are sitting around at the nude beach admiring the sites.....the next you are running for your li.. http://bit.ly/Jl8oA
Hint 1: To avoid police involvement, don't call Home Depot after hours asking how to remove a large amount of bl.. http://bit.ly/46FI8G
Math teacher arrested for sexual relationship with 17 yr-old girl. Three other teachers who knew about it to be .. http://bit.ly/JXzmj
Tell the USDA to Include Urban Farming in Census http://bit.ly/WaVz2
The Vortex http://bit.ly/k12YN
Nicaragua and Costa Rica each trying to steal a river from the other by rerouting it and by clever use of flags .. http://bit.ly/DT0qT
Arts program for juvenile delinquents teaches welding and metalworking to create metal sculptures. Out of gun pa.. http://ping.fm/MPHqg

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Sales of Hummers are low. Do you (a) Cater to your base by adding firearms to your inventory (b) Sell other bran.. http://bit.ly/Sk2bB
Fire destroys vehicle outside a car wash. If only there had been some source of water nearby [Fail] http://bit.ly/qSk8e
Mass trial of more than 100 Iranian protestors continues. Members of Ministry confessing, admitting that Jesus b.. http://bit.ly/49tx2A
Let it go http://bit.ly/3P5zdy
A Good Night Kiss's Tub Tea Blends Make a Bath to Remember http://bit.ly/4AZkB
Couple banned from owning pet despite taking good care of pet maggots. What? Sorry, pet's maggots [Sick] http://bit.ly/4dsRU6
An unknown species of an eyeless crustacean was discovered lurking inside a lava tube beneath the seafloor; spen.. http://bit.ly/3MzAn
Small plane lands in mall parking lot in NJ. In the pilot's defense, it's pretty hard to find an open space in N.. http://ping.fm/5chzL
Abraham: THE VORTEX - Esther & Jerry Hicks http://ping.fm/UpFWF
Americans aren't buying government fearmongering on swine flu [Obvious] http://bit.ly/WbX2A
"Man Accused Of Having Sex With Underage Teen In Court." Next time, try a hotel room [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1idPEK
Police nab parrot on the lam. That's gonna make for some funky offspring [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1613sI
Erica Ariel Fox, "The Power of Presence at Omega Institute" http://bit.ly/7m4a7
If another motorist reports that you're driving erratically, mooning her will probably not help persuade the cop.. http://bit.ly/v8f25
Abraham Hicks (She has a general question about addictions) http://bit.ly/HNbwh
Protip: When preparing to commit robbery, it's a lot easier to buy a mask or stocking rather than spray painting.. http://bit.ly/DZeM7
Missouri legislature approves ban on tupperware instead of styrofoam, gets an F in chemistry [Fail] http://bit.ly/6E6qd

Monday, August 24, 2009

Buying cold medicine will soon require an FBI background check and 6 month waiting period as new "Shake-N-Bake" .. http://bit.ly/17ALsg
Prison officials say rumor of Bernie Madoff dying from cancer is just wishful thinking [Followup] http://bit.ly/3YKKhB
Los Angeles Fark Party Aug 29. LGT venue [FarkParty] http://bit.ly/WVlkh
Abraham Hicks talks desires,well being and more http://ping.fm/ihlph
You still have to pay your speeding ticket even if you are the Deputy Chief of the CIA. You definitely have to i.. http://bit.ly/zXuKX
Coming soon to Fox: "When Alpacas attack" [Strange] http://bit.ly/Gr7N5
Six bullshiat facts about psychology that everybody believes [Interesting] http://bit.ly/vuMf0
Reports claim that the seventy-four year old man armed himself with a brick one night and waited patiently by th.. http://bit.ly/QAmaJ
Arthur Frommer, author of the travel guides that bear his name, vows to avoid Arizona because "thugs" and "extre.. http://bit.ly/1aw3wT
If you have a problem with your boss at Wal-Mart, take the matter up with Human Resources. Beating your boss wit.. http://bit.ly/enyed
Man wanted for killing his swimsuit model wife decides he'll just hang out till the cops come to get him [Followup] http://bit.ly/1Uoe7f

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Plane crash lands on California Highway 101, is immediately cited for merging without signaling [Scary] http://bit.ly/f2sjO
If you tossed out a live 120mm tank round in your trash yesterday, Cocoa, Florida police would like a word with .. http://bit.ly/XSP7s
Erica Ariel Fox, "Beyond Yes" http://bit.ly/ztrlu
Information for those interested in donating to the widow and children of Farker Arelas, who was killed in an au.. http://bit.ly/19OmOS
What You Are Feeling is What You Are Living | The Law of Attraction Short Films | Abraham Hicks http://bit.ly/Op8uq
Coming to NASA TV on Monday: a special message from Stephen Colbert. Can we do this every launch, guys? [Amusing] http://bit.ly/p4UHf
part22- episode2, law of attraction in action http://bit.ly/wpguD
Next month Libyan President Moammar Khadafy will live in a large, air-conditioned tent on the lawn of a home in .. http://bit.ly/1z3cnv
~Abraham-Hicks~Evolution of Being-ness http://bit.ly/eX0rE
Meet the identical twins with different astrological signs. That might not make sense, but remember, these "scie.. http://bit.ly/rXr2j
part8- episode2, law of attraction in action http://bit.ly/kVgGj
Want to screw up a Mayoral block party? Hand out fake fliers to the homeless saying there will be free beer [Amu.. http://bit.ly/Q4ipG
Woman accidentally hits child with riding lawnmower. Oh Deere [Scary] http://bit.ly/Nu40F
loaia p18 http://bit.ly/xjJ4L

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Oh, the few manatees [Sad] http://bit.ly/34nYB
See. See plane. Seaplane crash [Sad] http://bit.ly/pnc6n
Body found in Deadman Lake. How could they not see that coming? [Obvious] http://bit.ly/iI0PP
The Enicycle. Want [Cool] http://bit.ly/14v13u
Photoshop these shade-seeking spectators [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/wa3uo
Problem: you can't identify dead girl found in the woods. Solution: start a Facebook page about her. Fark: took .. http://bit.ly/ze2Ko
"Having read through some 600 comments about universal health care, I now realize I took the wrong approach in m.. http://bit.ly/1agdIr
MesotheliomaLifeExpectancy.org http://bit.ly/O9py2
You shtup the babysitter in your Porsche, she sells the Porsche - plus your prized wine collection - for £2,000 .. http://bit.ly/QUh0o
It bears repeating: If you're a prisoner on license and forbidden to travel, don't put pictures of your holiday .. http://bit.ly/VY8d0
Poppy the cat travels 100 kilometres from home riding under a car, makes it back for Caturday [Cool] http://bit.ly/zFTzV
Box turtle uses furniture sliders for legs after being attacked by racoon. With cutest video you will see all da.. http://bit.ly/3dJGmc
Cambodian villagers hold funeral for three-day-old holy cow with crocodile skin [Weird] http://bit.ly/142vE6

Friday, August 21, 2009

You have not filed an income tax return in four years. Do you: A) Make amends and pay the back taxes? B) Keep qu.. http://bit.ly/Gs7bl
Law of Attraction in Action episode 3 part24 http://bit.ly/yznwG
"They continued to chat about the dead cat while the controller directed traffic. Seconds before the mid-air col.. http://bit.ly/au2aC
A list of things that are harmful to your dog. Relax, Fido, steak is fine [PSA] http://bit.ly/2Cd4K7
Make Love Not Trash's Organic Denim Accessories Have Biker Chic in the Bag http://bit.ly/3u79mI
Darned sock bandit strikes in Arizona [Silly] http://ping.fm/L3G2X
Charlie the Gorilla is safely back in his pen at the Denver Zoo after escaping yesterday. Zookeepers note that ".. http://bit.ly/16IRr1
Today's technology means police can now trace a burglar by finding something as simple as a fingerprint, a hair,.. http://bit.ly/Be8OQ
Photoshop this Mary Poppins wannabe [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/drVgT
Proving that even some third world countries have smarter governments than the USA, Mexico enacts "personal use".. http://bit.ly/2dScz

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Am the Center of the Universe! http://bit.ly/iusFO
I Am the Center of the Universe! http://bit.ly/iusFO
Easy Weight Loss Tips http://bit.ly/dp2lq
Abraham-Hicks (Are sex and love two different subjects..) http://bit.ly/18HD8c
Father of Malaysian woman caught drinking a beer says she should be caned in public as an example to other Musli.. http://bit.ly/LzB9D
Appreciation for medical doctors http://bit.ly/2R8j3a
Woman determined to eat every food on a stick at the Iowa State Fair - even the fried Twinkie [Spiffy] http://bit.ly/jdE8b
Don't Give a Rip http://bit.ly/dD5Y1

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Agriculture's Nitrogen Fix http://bit.ly/11QBUl
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 224: "Living History" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [.. http://bit.ly/162NbR
If you're having problems achieving the level of obesity right for you, check out the 7 absurdly effective habit.. http://bit.ly/3RRVj
Rampage of Invincibility http://ping.fm/IMKCi
She returned his sex toy and he returned her camera. Subby loves happy endings [Florida] http://bit.ly/3ml9q
Man spends 3 months in jail for possession of breath mints [Florida] http://bit.ly/qv9vY
On Teeth Whitening http://bit.ly/7WoW3
Abraham-Hicks (Removing brakes from abundance in 17 seconds) http://bit.ly/hDcH5

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Heavens to Murgatroyd. Exit: stage ceiling [Scary] http://bit.ly/1CEpCq
Canadian Prime Minister to visit Territorial Capital of "Unwashed Bums" [Fail] http://bit.ly/yIidR
Thousands of DVD's stolen from porn shop. Investigators looking for suspect with sticky fingers [Amusing] http://bit.ly/QtQ52
Loser of D&D game returns with +1 Hammer of Aggravated Assaulting, now needs to roll save vs. sentencing to PMIT.. http://bit.ly/4ExgyY
Abraham Hicks If you want it, it can happen http://bit.ly/14KYbM
Billy Joel was right... Only the good Dae-jung [Sad] http://bit.ly/1ODSh

Monday, August 17, 2009

British chain store features a Wall of Shame featuring WANTED posters of suspected shoplifters. Apparently, some.. http://bit.ly/kJiIn
Abraham-Hicks ~ LOVE http://bit.ly/25uPek
Photoshop these ball players playing ball [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/12ghvf
Abraham Hicks Thinking; feeling; getting -are always a match...) http://bit.ly/fAnRM
"Police are trying to discover how a man came to be found naked and severely burnt in a road." Sounds like an aw.. http://bit.ly/rCxNs
CBS puts up Fantasy Football league for Farkers. Sign up, then crush your enemies week after week. Time to put u.. http://bit.ly/xvrhf
In Response to "The Omnivore's Delusion" Part 1 http://bit.ly/pJs0v
College student passes sherrif's deputy at 153 MPH. Resulting crash leaves skid marks along highway, pants [Dumb.. http://bit.ly/A6VSY
Photoshop this loving putt [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/C4sZM
Creon (Pancrelipase) http://bit.ly/6EqSh
Dog reunited 9 years on with owner, just in time for Muttday [Sappy] http://bit.ly/1oX0cT
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD4 3 http://bit.ly/C8OFg

Sunday, August 16, 2009

"Search still on for Arctic Sea" - Subby suggests they look at their map of the world - it's the blue bit at the.. http://bit.ly/3DeQM0
Third named storm of the weekend.. tropical trifecta complete [Florida] http://bit.ly/20hiE
In news that should surprise no one, consumers rarely see refunds from gas stations for price gouging [Obvious] http://bit.ly/UBiX9

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Sheriff Joe Arpaio busts into county building, seizes control of computer systems, change passwords. He "has no .. http://bit.ly/ObznI
There's a damn good reason you shouldn't attempt to cross an active drawbridge (with pucker-inducing photo) [Scary] http://bit.ly/qa6Zy
Another Democrat wins the release of an American prisoner [Hero] http://bit.ly/2Vfazk
Why is a mother who abandoned her kid in the news? She's hot [Obvious] http://bit.ly/keUQY
During a ceremony featuring bare-chested women, fresh goat's blood and a tribal king, Jackson was bestowed with .. http://bit.ly/17xnmM
Abraham Hicks (How to observe Auras) http://bit.ly/6eJ0H
Dad tells daughter to turn off computer. Daughter curses out Dad. Dad throws pizza at daughter.. Daughter Calls .. http://bit.ly/JOhCQ
Police respond to a trespassing complaint, see a single marijuana seed on the ground. They enter the apartment, .. http://bit.ly/rzi9K

Friday, August 14, 2009

If you're looking for a motel to stay at due to car trouble, be sure to ask the clerk, "will my wife be able to .. http://bit.ly/20mQGg
Part1 - Seane Corn & Mark Lilly - Yoga, Mindfulness & Service Summit http://bit.ly/HmkND
Photoshop this person in pink at a park [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/2Q0QMg
34 pissed-off Egyptian fishermen with machetes vs. 8 Somali pirates with guns. Ready, FIGHT [Interesting] http://bit.ly/e7xqW
Lockheed Martin's latest military vehicle: "These will exceed the specifications and I will tell you, very hard .. http://bit.ly/OnCBz
Abraham Hicks (Letting in who you really are..) http://bit.ly/186fFa
Lisinopril - Yahoo! Health http://bit.ly/125qnc
Less Sex, More TV Solution to India's Overpopulation? http://bit.ly/Dew4M
AH Mexican Cruise CD8 3 http://bit.ly/10oZxM
Clayton Bigsby joins Facebook, gets in trouble [Asinine] http://bit.ly/SZgVz
C) Stab him in the ass [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/mvXCD
Performance artist delivers fake crack while wearing a white tuxedo and dolphin headpiece. "It's just candy. Unf.. http://bit.ly/4cA5lI

Thursday, August 13, 2009

It's not exactly the Zapruder film, but the Cubs and Chicago PD hope to use it to discover the identity of the ".. http://bit.ly/O9CNy
The most popular language used by open source developers is.....C Well only if you count by line. No wait, it's .. http://bit.ly/tRkr7
Swine Flu - American Red Cross Online Disaster News Portal http://bit.ly/vvE38
Connecticut looking to institute 41-strikes-and-you're-out law [Interesting] http://bit.ly/1357pF
Photoshop this "eat well" poster [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/ZDYkx
Terrorist convicted of Lockerbie airline bombing to be released, hopefully in midair [Asinine] http://bit.ly/Nlf0S

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

If you ever find yourself cycling down a Louisiana street with drug paraphernalia in your bag and an alligator o.. http://bit.ly/AgQCM
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD1 2 http://bit.ly/3Yb4GC
"Sotomayor Sworn In as 111th Justice." And you lefties said Obama wouldn't pack the courts [Followup] http://bit.ly/S4OUM
World's coolest bedroom has a bed that looks like a Y-Wing. As you might expect, it's in the basement [Spiffy] http://bit.ly/2mj17j
CCHR: Citizens Commission on Human Rights International Mental Health Watchdog http://bit.ly/5u2wp
Poisoned arugula pulled off supermarket shelves; Secret Service goes on high alert [Scary] http://bit.ly/Przw9
Scorpion hitches a ride to Miami International Airport, gets in an ugly fight with Sub-Zero in the parking lot [.. http://bit.ly/7mee2
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD1 5 http://bit.ly/3PObsk
Sometimes, you might find a penny or a dime on the sidewalk. These people found a 60-pound bag of cocaine worth .. http://bit.ly/EaSkL
If you're charged with robbing a bank, telling the cops "I'm an idiot", is not going to be a good legal strategy.. http://bit.ly/2lDaHw

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Precious snowflakes having "quarter-life crises" upon encountering what the rest of us call "the real world" [Si.. http://bit.ly/PjkU5
Abraham-Hicks: Find Better Feeling Options http://bit.ly/10aK2r
Photoshop Theme: Reality shows that would appeal to your grandparents [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/2bnJI1
In an effort to foster a calm and reasoned debate, protester straps gun to his leg outside townhall where Obama .. http://bit.ly/18XPrK
UK's Royal Opera House to perform 'Twitter' opera. Working titles include "Madame Pooperfly", "I Shat on a Hot T.. http://bit.ly/jkWMs
Ragtime - Theatermania http://bit.ly/vALYp
Israel swamped by mermaid sightings: "Many people are telling us they are sure they've seen a mermaid and they a.. http://bit.ly/PmSCs
Photoshop this touchy tooth [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/XBThM
Abraham Hicks (Reach the Right Vibrational Attitude...) http://bit.ly/DON7J
Today's tale of a 25-year old thief hogtied by a 69-year old man brought to you by La Crosse, Washington (Bonus:.. http://bit.ly/3iouKy

Monday, August 10, 2009

Shark tires of American fast food, orders out for paella [Florida] http://bit.ly/133BJK
Abraham-Hicks: Finding Better Feeling Options http://bit.ly/Zidxf
For sale: 1990 Mercedes. 54,000 miles, runs well, owner is Christ's grandson [Unlikely] http://bit.ly/16IpbL
Only in Philly: Man snatches the purse of a 3-year-old girl [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/4xPJX3
I don't know what's going on here but it involves an elephant trapped in a hole for some reason [Amusing] http://bit.ly/2Ilw5J
Caterpillar sex party wards off predators [Interesting] http://cli.gs/SSgLa
Strap on the wading boots and break out the sandbags. Two major earthquakes recorded in Tokyo and the Indian Oce.. http://bit.ly/9Y9KI
Ollie & Jerry Theres No Stopping Us Breakin http://bit.ly/e1OOw #musicmonday
Monday Breakfast http://bit.ly/xqcJt
Photoshop these balloons [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/PEPeH

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Pastor convinced health club gunman he was going to heaven, despite committing mass murder. "We believe in perma.. http://bit.ly/MRYGd
Abraham-Hicks: Manifestations Are Too Slow http://bit.ly/15RhDl
Behold -- the cosmetics commercial that has 100,000 Swedes scared shaitless... for no apparent reason [Stupid] http://bit.ly/5h5qh
Everything we really need to know we learned in John Hughes' movies [Cool] http://bit.ly/ni9GT
Students who graduate early from high school will not receive a diploma, as it lessens the achievement of those .. http://bit.ly/4B9Q9s
According to FoxNews, Amsterdam is a corrupt cesspool, things have gone amok, social tolerance has backfired, ev.. http://bit.ly/X97xt
When the going gets tough, the tough get going... to the buffet line [Stupid] http://bit.ly/5NlGu
Andrea Boyd - "Powerful beyond Belief" http://bit.ly/4uzsVk
"All you people who drive gas-guzzling SUVs out there, you are all terrorists. You need to be immediately arrest.. http://bit.ly/3wpztP
Abraham Hicks (Need others to behave better..) http://bit.ly/19yJMa
Hot dog vendor evicted form his corner because he couldn't pay his $53,558 monthly rent [Sad] http://bit.ly/fLHTd
Music festival to be held on pig farm, but only after organizers agree to buy earplugs for the pigs [Amusing] http://bit.ly/ApjAZ

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Scottish sniper kills Taliban fighter with longest shot ever in Afghanistan: "I was quite proud of that shot. I .. http://bit.ly/cvyp7
Jane Goodall - "Lost Wisdom" http://bit.ly/i9NHY
Construction worker's wireless video equipment intercepts signal from hidden cameras man placed in his stepdaugh.. http://bit.ly/15qzBl
Man confused as Target employee gets into heated confrontation with Wilford Brimley. Yes, he was shopping for oa.. http://bit.ly/1E4LJs
Photoshop this couch carrier [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/oSc4f
Unique-Bodyweight-Exercises http://bit.ly/158aN8
Not news: Luxury resort offers discounts to woo travelers. News: Rooms are $19 a night Fark: Bring a tent, becau.. http://bit.ly/HccUG
ABRAHAM: RELATIONSHIPS Soulmates http://bit.ly/pRIKM
Russia plans a slight increase in military spending in 2010. EVERYBODY PANIC [Scary] http://bit.ly/DRn6b
Why are so many planes falling off the sky? Daily Mail has the answers, plus tips such as "sitting near the back.. http://bit.ly/KlQtd
That Swine Flu 'Expert' on the other end of the panic line? Yeah; it's a 16-year-old with three hours training [.. http://bit.ly/UF7Gq
Man accused of stealing a single banana finally acquitted after court case costing £20,000. Yes, he still has no.. http://bit.ly/Wjvy6
Abraham Hicks (Solving the problems...) http://bit.ly/4E3iZ
It certainly makes sense that you'd keep a pile of rocks in your car to throw at other bad drivers [Spiffy] http://bit.ly/bEdkP
Mouse builds nest in Oregon ATM using shredded $20 bills [Amusing] http://bit.ly/K9e03

Friday, August 7, 2009

Man pulls shotgun on his brother in argument over a sandwich [Stupid] http://bit.ly/4bLvwn
"The drunk police intern said he was an undercover detective, pointed his index finger with his thumb up, like a.. http://bit.ly/wSxKh
Green Graduation Gear Made From Recycled Plastic Bottles http://bit.ly/Gw6q9
Photoshop theme: Shiny things [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/6rsLd
Abraham-Hicks ~ Your power is in the Vortex http://bit.ly/F61d3
Man who had penis glued by spited lovers is also a child abuser, in the running for husband/father of the year [.. http://bit.ly/dPQco
"Then I got to cook the boiled bacon IN BUTTER. BACON COOKED IN BUTTER. I take it back, the French are great." [.. http://bit.ly/b5BH5
Woman cites unethical behaviour in organization and gets banned from the premises for bringing it to their atten.. http://bit.ly/bJcBg
On Dieting http://bit.ly/pzoz1
"Losing patience with Israel:" Written by anti-sem.. err.. IDF veteran Bob Kaplan [Obvious] http://bit.ly/5SNHy
Cities Are Scary! Protect Your Senses With Wearable "Bio-Accessories" http://bit.ly/B9NNM

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Seek Within http://bit.ly/eykDW
Brothers who "didn't taunt" tiger at zoo that killed their friend play another game of "let's see how long it ta.. http://bit.ly/2PrUR5
Is that a donkey with a bra on its face? [Strange] http://bit.ly/tDQXp
The Secret To Wealth Where Freedom Begins:Ester Hicks http://bit.ly/12vzTi
New Orleans DA asks city government to stop arresting people caught with marijuana. "Many of these people could .. http://bit.ly/13PDuZ
Abraham: WAR, PETS AND ALIGNMENT - Esther & Jerry Hicks http://bit.ly/kv58P
Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field [Amusing] http://bit.ly/dQoIk
Photoshop theme: The American Dream [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/140ypu
All About Clowns http://bit.ly/apyXb
64 years ago today, the United States became the first and only nation to ever use nuclear weapons against an en.. http://bit.ly/t2uI6
Australian city outraged as swimming club declares that kids should compete against each other even if it means .. http://bit.ly/buwCj
Abraham Hicks (Burning the candle at both ends...) http://bit.ly/WmGGM
Two Minute Well-Being session http://bit.ly/l4miq

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 222: "Running from Camera". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's t.. http://bit.ly/s3eZQ
Photoshop this vintage fitness device [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/wMwgh
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD5 4 http://bit.ly/PEoUp
Flatfoots ferret out fleeing fugitive in freezer. Dogs detect chillin' felon; earn extra eats. Crook hooked; has.. http://bit.ly/ydx2g
Fox anchor gets pwned by a Democratic guest, but is saved by "breaking news": Was it A) Release of reporters fro.. http://bit.ly/33C6iC
Global Swine Flu deaths reach 1,100, making it more than 1/3rd as deadly as the 9/11 attacks. People still takin.. http://bit.ly/t19rf
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD7 3 http://bit.ly/MZJda
Lightning strike survivor: God blessed me and smote the bejesus out of my buddy [Florida] http://bit.ly/bqFeX
Sleeping-with-a-sleeping-disorder.com http://bit.ly/Htk0i
Maude Barlow - "Path Dependency & the Rainman of Rajasthan" http://bit.ly/DunDY
Abundance & Joy Week at 7th Space http://bit.ly/XPDsV
Photoshop Theme: Presidential vacation [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/KPHCf
Peeing in the shower saves the rainforest. As if you needed an excuse [Amusing] http://bit.ly/YoBdi
Abraham Hicks (Truth, Justice, The American way...) http://bit.ly/3pHPCc

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Little girl's skin melted off feet after playing on hot NYC playground mat. What does devastated family get from.. http://bit.ly/HsiSj
5 dead, 15 wounded during attack in Pittsburgh gym [News] http://bit.ly/3BzGJj
The Meat Market's Greenhouse Gas Emissions http://bit.ly/rI19e
AH Mexican Cruise CD4 1 http://bit.ly/49aZQI
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD3 2 http://bit.ly/19nhw6
HealthReform.gov http://bit.ly/1342N
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD2 1 http://bit.ly/QO2uP
Police suspect naked man who shook off bites from police dog and several jolts from stun gun was intoxicated by .. http://bit.ly/1x36Yc
Agriculture's Phosphorus Crunch http://bit.ly/2dTIO4
Photoshop this Bangladeshi bicycle [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/17iJv2
Abraham Hicks (When someone aggravates you) http://bit.ly/14x9Tp
Domino's giving away lava cakes for the 24 hours of Obama's birthday. Lava comes from volcanoes, Kenya has 24 vo.. http://bit.ly/10qkpd

Monday, August 3, 2009

Actual headline: "Texas will soon make sure that competent lawyers handle death-row appeals" [Scary] http://bit.ly/EQufj
American man pulled over for speeding in Canada explains that he thought the road signs were in miles per hour, .. http://bit.ly/ujKBa
Agriculture's Drinking Problem http://bit.ly/SizkC
Abraham Hicks on Life http://bit.ly/14ShFK
Good etiquette: telling bride and groom, "break a leg." Bad etiquette: telling their carriage horse [Sad] http://bit.ly/1AM8XE
Abraham-Hicks: All religion has the potential for goodness http://bit.ly/tUDkT
86-year-old shoplifter arrested for stealing anti-wrinkle cream [Obvious] http://bit.ly/96LB5
Bernard Wright - Who do you Love? Can't 4get the Original! http://bit.ly/1784h3 #musicmonday
"Try luv and not buy luv?" Did LL Cool J believe in the Law of Attraction? http://bit.ly/8tQRi #musicmonday
Best sandwich ever: The Rubix Cubewich (pic) [Cool] http://bit.ly/10W4uJ
AH Mexican Cruise CD2 3 http://bit.ly/X8Eeh
One more time for the hard of thinking: hiding under a lone tree to avoid a thunderstorm is officially a "bad id.. http://bit.ly/i9M0K
Caption this perennial favorite [Caption] http://bit.ly/8tahi
Japanese man is outraged after he paid $1200 for a pasta dinner with his fiancee in Rome. When he complained to .. http://bit.ly/qPjZB

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Alleged deli thief caught chewing the evidence -- with picture goodness [Amusing] http://bit.ly/6hutJ
If keeping your deceased loved one's ashes on your mantel isn't creepy enough, why not keep your deceased loved .. http://bit.ly/3rQtE
Scientist claims sex without condoms is good for you. Here comes the professor [Unlikely] http://bit.ly/apzwr
Abraham Hicks (You chose to enter this body) http://bit.ly/4uVgYq
15,000 hogs die in fire. Mourners gather to express their sowrow, donate side dishes for hastily-organized BBQ d.. http://bit.ly/2b9clY
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD2 6 http://bit.ly/3cuIpD
Blogger threatens to kill three judges in Illinois and asks people to "take up arms" against lawmakers in New Je.. http://bit.ly/8d4sM
Do cyclists need to stop at a stop sign? Of course they... wait, what? [Interesting] http://bit.ly/dXXSM
You can be a politician on the take, launder your money or spend $5,000 for a night with a "lady," but don't eve.. http://bit.ly/dQ8XH
AH Mexican Cruise CD5 3 http://bit.ly/KIfkd
One out of three Americans nap. Two out of three Americans were asleep during this survey [Obvious] http://bit.ly/OOkiP
AH Mexican Cruise CD4 5 http://bit.ly/MMxkP
AH Mediterranean Cruise CD3 3 http://bit.ly/Ub4mZ

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Let's contrast the crazy - In 2009, 28 percent of Republicans believe President is not natural-born citizen; 200.. http://bit.ly/5bDqp
Private citizen gives crippled Iraqi children free wheelchairs, but cannot match the rate at which the US milita.. http://bit.ly/16NURq
Shiva Rea - "Emergence" http://bit.ly/RokKk
Nothing worse than a woman scorned unless it's three women scorned by the same married man at the same time [Scary] http://bit.ly/1UnE4Z
Photoshop this young cecropia moth [Photoshop] http://bit.ly/40UIy3
Bolivia bans the use of all animals in circuses. Bolivian circuses now to consist of clowns, trapeze artists, an.. http://bit.ly/BydLZ
Abraham Hicks (How do we get into the Vortex) http://bit.ly/11juwX
WealthyChoices.com http://bit.ly/mmsJ8
Russian military announces plans for mass paratroop drop at North Pole next year. Canada announces plans to mobi.. http://bit.ly/SFcuT
AH Mexican Cruise CD8 5 http://bit.ly/NkcJA
In search of Delhi's 'Phantom Squirter', a scam artist so good he makes the guys in New Orleans who say 'I bet I.. http://bit.ly/8oP9l
Abraham Hicks (What are the Universes signs) http://bit.ly/4u9ntR
AH Mexican Cruise CD10 1 http://bit.ly/agwd6