Sunday, January 31, 2010

Okay, reasonable people can disagree about POTUS bowing to an Emperor. But the mayor of Tampa? [Strange] http://fk.cm/4986858
If Nancy Grace covered the Nancy Grace story [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4986748
Finally, we know what can be blamed for global warming: water. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT [Followup] http://fk.cm/4986315
TSA worker arrested for recruiting underage sex slave. Oh yes, then it gets weird [Florida] http://fk.cm/4986131
Abraham Hicks - Nothing is more important than I feel good ! http://bit.ly/ctYg0r
Teen crashes into bowling alley. While car does not strike anyone, front of building is split open. Owners say timing.. http://fk.cm/4986104
Want It and Get It! http://bit.ly/dgbVY2
England is basically the pathetic stalky "friend" of America who will one day snap, threaten America with a knife and.. http://fk.cm/4986007
You would think with 238 pounds of pot in the trunk he would have had better traction. Weekend drugged driving trifec.. http://fk.cm/4985672
Finally, there a good reason to spend $500 for two tickets to a hockey game [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4985214
Abraham Hicks - Perfect Health Part 2 - What are the healthiest things we can do for our body? http://bit.ly/b99RTb
At least 5.4 million civilians have died over the last 3 years in a deadly ci... Oh, it's in Africa? Sorry, go read a.. http://fk.cm/4985613
One of the biggest donations to the Haitian earthquake relief fund totals just $14.64 [Hero] http://fk.cm/4985379
Good Samaritan stops to help injured people after taxi flips over. Just kidding, he robbed it while the people were t.. http://fk.cm/4984906

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Scientists discover that if a dog is truly happy, he will wag his tail to the left. Your dog wants a cure for cancer .. http://fk.cm/4985187
NYPD leaves his marked highway patrol vehicle with a loaded shotgun inside running while he runs into a diner. What c.. http://fk.cm/4984525
Women's Studies programs removed from Canadian universities: "These courses has done untold damage to families, our c.. http://fk.cm/4984745
Throw out your Monopoly board, it's for squares and your old man. The NEW Monopoly is where it's at. It's CIRCULAR, p.. http://fk.cm/4984256
Ex-Edwards flunky says sex tape is "somewhere safe." Expect it on YouTube before the weekend is over [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4984493
The world's largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island in a slideshow [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4983995
If you're going to talk to your terrorist buddies on your cell phone, make sure no one can overhear you... especially.. http://fk.cm/4983957
Lung Cancer - Consumer Reports Health http://bit.ly/aQD9Aq
Global warming just jumped the shark. Either that, or Bin Laden wants the Liberals to get behind the war on terrorism.. http://fk.cm/4983979
"Parents who drink with their underage kids are either misguided, making a pathetic attempt to be cool or a sad effor.. http://fk.cm/4983974
Re-upload: Would pornography increase one's passion for sex? http://bit.ly/brZ140
Would you pay $7k for a Prime Minister's butt? [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4983815
What begins with "f" ends in "uck" and kills little old ladies with a big hose? [Scary] http://fk.cm/4983264
Abraham Hicks - Yearning to become a multi-millionaire - Part 2 http://bit.ly/9ymWxZ
Obama meets with congressional Republicans; Fark political thread breaks out [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4983235

Friday, January 29, 2010

You think it's cold today? In 1780 it was so cold that the British were able to drag cannons from Manhattan to Staten.. http://fk.cm/4983136
Let's start off this week's TSG round-up by giving all of our contestants a big hand [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4983021
Ok this is the first time I agree with EVERYONE ON THE LIST [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4982649
In Healthy-living 'Blue Zones,' Secrets to Sustainable Eating http://bit.ly/aWelvM
Sexting isn't just for 12 year olds anymore, says AARP. "It's quick. It's right there. And nobody can hear you," says.. http://fk.cm/4982909
Photoshop this carved character [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4964195
Federal officials stop bringing Haitian earthquake victims to Florida because they don't want to interfere with the S.. http://fk.cm/4981582
Abraham Hicks - Yearning to become a multi-millionaire - Part 1 http://bit.ly/cup4Ut
Kansas jury says post 200th trimester abortion is murder [News] http://fk.cm/4981967
163 MPH test drive ends just as you would expect - with smashy smashy photo [Florida] http://fk.cm/4980963
Australia found to be the most sinful country in the world. Well, they did give us Hitler and all [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4980240
Abraham: Joyful Dance http://bit.ly/9cH1ql
Woman spends a decade fighting the phone company for a 14-cent refund [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4980159
Disabled woman successfuly tackles and subdues raider, completely failing to amaze anyone living in Oakland [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4980286
Photoshop Theme: Where have all the cowboys gone? [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4961316

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Fake Moon Landing 2: Electric Boogaloo falls to Obama's hefty axe [Sad] http://fk.cm/4979627
First, it was the dictionary for containing the definition of oral sex. This time, it's The Diary Of A Young Girl for.. http://fk.cm/4979573
University of Florida has created a shark bite severity scale, ranging from "Just a flesh wound" up to "You stupid ba.. http://fk.cm/4978974
Call Them Fasts or Cleanses, I Call Them Trouble http://bit.ly/daxdO3
Abraham-Hicks - How to Access the Infinite Abundance http://bit.ly/aogEQp
Driver pulled over and fined for blowing nose in van. "This is snot happening." [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4978846
Six Steps Authoritative Public Speakers Use After Picking Persuasive Speech Topics http://bit.ly/av9iNw #business #platformchat
I've fallen and I can't get up and I'm too cheap to call an ambulance [Sad] http://fk.cm/4978078
Abraham Hicks - Ciekawostka ekonomiczna napisy PL http://bit.ly/95UHlj
Paintball Sneak Attack Tactics With The Tippmann A5 Sniper http://bit.ly/dlI1X5 #health #fitness
"I am a free woman of color" declares preacher busted for soliciting a five dollar prostitute [Weird] http://fk.cm/4978601
How many times must the fire department respond to you house fire before the home is totally engulfed in flames? Appa.. http://fk.cm/4978090
Here is your monthly slideshow dose of misspelled tattoos. Come for the exreme tradgedy, stay for the awsome [Fail] http://fk.cm/4977703
Abraham-Hicks: The Votex http://bit.ly/cwYThv
"Investigators tell us the two argued over who would use the restroom first. Zachariah Hooper allegedly grabbed a gun.. http://fk.cm/4977176
Chris Matthews: "I forgot Obama was black for an hour" [Fail] http://fk.cm/4976775
"Douglas told the Vail Daily newspaper that his religion is similar to Christianity and that the use of pot is sacred.. http://fk.cm/4976771
Quick, someone post that "Oh Snap" flow chart, because Mr. JH Todd of 1212 Webster St. just got TOLD [Cool] http://fk.cm/4976657

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Having solved the budget crisis and allowing beer to be sold in supermarkets, the PA legislature wants to be the firs.. http://fk.cm/4976618
Pro-tip: If you're in the military and decide to go AWOL, don't steal an identifiable military Humvee. Pro-tip Bonus:.. http://fk.cm/4976296
Abraham-Hicks: This will make you laugh more! http://bit.ly/cICZaY
Your State of the Union discussion/drinking game thread. LGT pre-game and live stream, get out your bingo cards [Misc] http://fk.cm/4976438
Haiti's Coffee Paradox http://bit.ly/bvkDE4
Woman kicked out of home for failing to keep a standard of living. She now lives in her car [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4975581
Stupid people watch more TV [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4975485
Manchester School District has decided only "economically disadvantaged students" will be allowed to go on holiday fi.. http://fk.cm/4974931
Abraham Hicks - Blissfully ignore don't wants http://bit.ly/92YzDn
British death toll in Afghanistan may have reached 250, but it is tough to keep accurate count because of the tally b.. http://fk.cm/4974648
Not so happy cows. Prepare to switch to soy milk after reading this. Not safe for cereal [Sick] http://fk.cm/4974468
Man arrested after trying to crawl through the ceiling to spy on the dancers' dressing room at a strip club. What was.. http://fk.cm/4974340
Daughter and dad are reunited after 50 years thanks to Facebook [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4973285
High school officials vow to fight suggestive dancing by videotaping offending students. Giggety [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4973343
Abraham Hicks on winning the lottery 2 of 2 http://bit.ly/bcNA5l
Born in August? Then flipping burgers and pushing brooms for a living are more likely then you think. Suck it Leo [St.. http://fk.cm/4973352

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Man fails to abide by the old "Never bring a butcher knife-pool cue axe on your bicycle to a gunfight" adage [Weird] http://fk.cm/4973214
After four years spent trying to adopt a pair of Haitian orphans, one Montana family finally gets their wish. Bonus: .. http://fk.cm/4972988
Abraham-Hicks Amor Incondicional (español) http://bit.ly/avdsMr
Photoshop this balcony-bound guitarist [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4954392
Hey, You! Eat Better http://bit.ly/covGSY
Abraham-Hicks No tomes las criticas personalmente 2 (español). http://bit.ly/9bRf7F
Tired of people getting their news for free, Newsday puts its web site behind a pay wall for $5 a week. After three m.. http://fk.cm/4972310
Mulching program brings increase of 50% over previous year's mulch. This is a re-peat from 2009 [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4971506
Psychic Readings with Yvonne O’Brien at Horizon Center for Intuitive Awareness http://bit.ly/9dnLRG #psychic
If you work at Whole Foods, you get a 20% discount. If you work at Whole Foods and are not overweight, you get a 30% .. http://fk.cm/4971393
Contraband seized at Dulles includes a dead fruit bat and a smoked monkey [Weird] http://fk.cm/4970757
Iontophoresis-device.com http://bit.ly/aaMnZz
Immigration attorney to spend 8 months in prison for her efforts in finding new clients [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4970963
Abraham: Be All that You Are
Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn. D'oh [Strange] http://fk.cm/4970366
Abraham Hicks - Sharing Your Wisdom - Part 2 http://bit.ly/6HRTtY
Class - Pronunciation: \ˈklas\ Function: noun Usage: often attributive 1: See this link. (pics) [Fail] http://fk.cm/4970147
Two crocodiles, named Paleo and Suchus, have been taught to listen for their names being called. This could come in h.. http://fk.cm/4969866
Nancy Grace asked a judge to seal her videotaped pretrial deposition. Is worried that a media leak would result in th.. http://fk.cm/4968972

Monday, January 25, 2010

D&D banned in WI prisons putting an end to wandering gangs of halfling thieves [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4968600
Scientists say it's biologically possible for humans to run 40mph. Just keep telling yourself that the next time you .. http://fk.cm/4969091
Gays are more than sexuality http://bit.ly/6Wg9BB
Photoshop this way [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4948113
Effects of Food Labeling http://bit.ly/6jOT35
Abraham Hicks- Relacionamentos de Longo Prazo http://bit.ly/7rl59P
Bill Gates says that it will take the U.S. years to recover from the Bush Administration, and it's going to cost you .. http://fk.cm/4968281
The shrimp we eat are a cocktail of chemicals such as urea, superphosphate, diesel, chlorine, rotenone, sodium tripol.. http://fk.cm/4968357
New advanced prostheses making amputees stronger than normal humans. Now we have to worry if they are going to make t.. http://fk.cm/4967462
How to Get Rid of Belly Fat in Fifteen Steps http://ping.fm/24qoC #health #fitness
A high class call girl plus some unexpected positions = Monday night. (Sponsored link) [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4967975
Your honor, if the FBI had warned me I was a suspect I would have told more convincing lies so could I have a do-over.. http://fk.cm/4967444
Caption what Obama is finger-reading from the teleprompters [Caption] http://fk.cm/4967020
Eye of the vortex http://bit.ly/6tmHuT
75-year old man dragged by stagecoach after barking dog spooks horses; last heard muttering, "well, that's the end of.. http://fk.cm/4967141
Photoshop this divided highway [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4947838
Police discover that drugs are being smuggled into prison in cans. No, not like that, in tin cans [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4966727

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Mendocino County sheriff using imaging software to show kids what their faces would look like on meth, unintentionall.. http://fk.cm/4966363
Playboy's Miss April 1989, 40, found dead in her mobile home. Another black eye for the Playmate Retirement Plan [Sad] http://fk.cm/4966185
Photoshop this dome dancer [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4947771
Abraham Hicks Viviendo la vida en el aprecio español http://bit.ly/7PTLYn
BBC reports that haggis may soon be coming to the U.S., but it's unclear as to what this entrails [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4965796
Haitian man survives for eleven days buried under rubble by eating cookies and drinking pop and beer. Beer, is there .. http://fk.cm/4965859
"Since the smoking ban, no one has given up cigarettes. They've just given up buying them, and this is the most annoy.. http://fk.cm/4965479
Abraham: Rampage ~ Creative Power of the Mind http://bit.ly/4vTD13
Iranian passenger plane crashes, injuring 46. Investigators aren't sure of the exact cause yet, but it suspected that.. http://fk.cm/4965738
Abraham Hicks - Sharing Your Wisdom http://bit.ly/7a1RtA
Finally fed up with flying coach, passenger attempts unaided paragliding [Silly] http://fk.cm/4965119
"Oral sex is the new goodnight kiss," according to teenagers who lie and documentary makers who like to scare parents.. http://fk.cm/4964644
Photoshop these parachutes [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4944745
Ship collision causes 450,000 gallons of stinking slimy sulfurous crude oil to spill onto water in Port Arthur, Texas.. http://fk.cm/4964991

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Noone is here to please you http://bit.ly/4P1e4I
The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The o.. http://fk.cm/4964710
28-year-old woman arrested for doing her job as a youth the rapist [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4964419
Abraham - Hicks Tão mortos quanto se pode estar.flv http://bit.ly/5i4T3R
Porn star Alexia Moore to offer a 'lesbian defense' when and you've already clicked the link haven't you? Well I gues.. http://fk.cm/4963958
More Change in Fast Food: Beer at Burger King http://bit.ly/8R60s2
Abraham Hicks - Thrive and tell others how (Legendado PT-BR) parte 1 3.flv http://bit.ly/7LswFj
Crack open a cold one and celebrate: Sunday is the 75th birthday of canned beer [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4963938
Britain inexplicably raises terror alert from Blimey to Knackered [PSA] http://fk.cm/4963462
Abraham Hicks - Perda de Peso Natural - Legendado (PT-BR).flv http://bit.ly/4DRuQQ
Never, EVER bring Pop Rocks to your job at the Coca-Cola bottling plant. Bad things can happen [Scary] http://fk.cm/4963195
Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia on two felony counts of sexual abuse, leaving many to wonder, what the hell was h.. http://fk.cm/4963275
SkinCancer-Survivor.com http://bit.ly/8xhOFO
A trend no one saw coming: Braille literacy on decline [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4962780
Abraham-Hicks Sobre a Crise Financeira.flv http://bit.ly/4CSAFg
Five days stuck in a chimney should be enough to make Tiger the tabby think twice about breaking into any more houses.. http://fk.cm/4959398
Abraham: Can a man live by beer alone? http://bit.ly/7c4mUf
Tarpon Fire Chief under investigation. Which is good, because we should know why fish need a fire chief [Florida] http://fk.cm/4962571
Man dies after drinking poisoned margarita. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame [Strange] http://fk.cm/4961997
It's not a UFO. It's a streetlight. Or maybe 68 daredevil skydivers coming together in a near-perfect diamond [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4962125

Friday, January 22, 2010

Vikings fans respond to the awe-inspiring Prince "fight" song (with nice fark.com attribution.) [Followup] http://fk.cm/4962677
Photoshop this improvised protection [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4943173
What is vibration (anyway) http://bit.ly/6YguAa
0oOBubbleo0Owrap0oOturnsOo050 [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4961989
Did Agricultural Reform Die Yesterday? http://bit.ly/8ZasKu
Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Volume 1 http://bit.ly/8XfDYA
47-year-old man pretends to be his 21-year-old daughter. Kinky [Fail] http://fk.cm/4960320
Discover The Differences Of Lithium Polymer Batteries http://ping.fm/hJIzm
Why choose Eastern birth-place http://bit.ly/7a4svR
British comedy sensation Marc Wootton goes undercover as an average talentless filmmaker in Hollywood. And it's even .. http://fk.cm/4960141
Rule 34 about to be validated for ursine-maiesiophilia fetishists [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4960377
Abraham: Deliberate Creators http://bit.ly/6NcKX4
More US troops withdrawn due to joint and muscle pain than combat injury; army no longer gellin' like McClellan [Inte.. http://fk.cm/4959906
More Calls to Avoid BPA http://bit.ly/8e24RX
Abraham Hicks - Observer vs. Visionary http://bit.ly/5ZDr6g
For sale: One plane. Minor water damage, a few feathers embedded. Great for use as a boat [Followup] http://fk.cm/4959363
Denver police alertly evacuate school and save hundreds of children from a ghastly death by Kermit the Frog [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4959534
Doe, a deer, albino deer [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4959375

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Newborn snatched from mother in maternity ward by social workers because she was "not clever enough to raise a child... http://fk.cm/4959093
Muslims and Christians clash in violent riots in the city of Jos, Nigeria. Yeah, it's always the Jos behind it [Inter.. http://fk.cm/4958052
TSA agent: I found cocaine in your bag. Just kidding, I planted it. Have a nice day [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4958139
Monsanto's Day in Court http://bit.ly/6ahCZL
Abraham: feelin' frisky
Photoshop this ice driller [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4942140
How did the SEC drop the ball so badly on Madoff and other scammers? Maybe because their system for managing whistleb.. http://fk.cm/4957427
How to Lose Love Handles with Abdominal Exercise Equipment http://ping.fm/SpmVj
The Gary Busey Defense and six other police myths that television taught us [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4957729
Consumer Reports Health: Hernia http://bit.ly/7TXuGe
Season 3 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl is out, featuring the girl you love to watch sexing it up. No, not her. Not h.. http://fk.cm/4956723
Supreme Court rejects judicial activism, ruggedly overturns 100 years established law in favor of plaintiffs who were.. http://fk.cm/4957355
Abraham: True Freedom http://bit.ly/5oLgNj
After being grounded for five weeks, teen girl turns to Facebook to overturn her unjust sentence. Grounded, with inte.. http://fk.cm/4956607
Abraham Hicks - Are you gathering touchstones? part 2 of 2 http://bit.ly/5Zkv7n
Topless bar to open soon next door to home for unwed mothers. Florida tag beats out Spiffy, Obvious tags [Florida] http://fk.cm/4955854
Royal Caribbean defends its decision to continue docking cruise ships at a Haitian resort by saying it's important to.. http://fk.cm/4956073
Abraham Hicks - W świecie niefizycznym manifestacja jest natychmistowa napisy PL http://bit.ly/7QQUnY
Richard Winters, Commander of Easy Company during World War II, turns 92 today. Here's a clip from "Band of Brothers".. http://fk.cm/4955718

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Fleeing suspect jumps off NJ Turnpike overpass, resulting in two broken legs, charges of resisting arrest, eluding po.. http://fk.cm/4955707
New, state-of-the-art high school features solar panels, electronic whiteboards, and two off-duty police officers to .. http://fk.cm/4954862
Do Phthalates Cause Obesity? http://bit.ly/86QfLH
Abraham Hicks - Are you gathering touchstones? part 1 of 2 http://bit.ly/6aEOMP
Nobody is listening to the plight of the deaf in Idaho [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4954728
Evidence of the Afterlife: The Science of Near-Death Experiences http://bit.ly/6n0VtR
A Synchronous Clock Made of Bacteria http://su.pr/1vUmkj
Apparently the TSA can now take files off your computers and cell phones and turn them over to "unknown third parties.. http://fk.cm/4954293
Esther Hicks- Abraham ♥ ♥AMOR♥ ♥ (español) sin música :) http://bit.ly/5zDBgF
America's Gayest City? Well, that peach can symbolize a lot of things, I guess [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4953864
How To Achieve Passive Income Streams With These Top 5 Membership Site Tips http://ping.fm/cL2ba
My Sensitive Skin Care http://bit.ly/7FEhv5
Dating bloggers write a list of signs that a man is an egomaniac, with items like "Begins 75% of sentences with 'I'"... http://fk.cm/4953869
Subby shocked to learn that his 18 year old nubile, pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded Swedish cheerleader on-line .. http://fk.cm/4953218
Abraham Hicks - The Power Of 17 Seconds Focus - Part 2 http://bit.ly/5Lsjd8
If you're thinking of making a donation to help the Haitians in their time of need, make sure it's not really going t.. http://fk.cm/4953009
Growing the Food Justice Movement http://bit.ly/51j5od
Abraham Hicks - The Power Of 17 Seconds Focus http://bit.ly/4HARkp
"Sir, did your suitcase just sneeze?" [Strange] http://fk.cm/4952541
Today's Ready for Fark Headline: Man bites off cop's nipple during fight outside bar [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4952509
Esther Hicks- Abraham ♥ ♥AMOR♥ ♥ (español) http://bit.ly/5VnAEa
ADIDAS, apparently [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4952423

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Abraham-Hicks ~ Praying http://bit.ly/4LXeiG
Soul Asylum is selling all their gear on craigslist. It's expected to sell quickly to people who want to prevent Soul.. http://fk.cm/4952307
Benefits Of The Concept2 Model D Indoor Rowing Machine That Aids In The Exercise Experience http://ping.fm/oLhE6
Man suffocates wife and lives happily ever after. Nah, just kidding he then cut off his own legs with circular saw an.. http://fk.cm/4951903
Abraham Hicks - Feeling Lonely http://bit.ly/5JSvBx
Michelle Obama Throws Her Weight Behind Obesity
Abraham Hicks - What Would It Feel Like If... http://bit.ly/8vqHHI
Consumer Reports Health: Dementia http://bit.ly/70q36H
Join Fark's Haiti relief effort by supporting Architecture for Humanity [Cool] http://fk.cm/4950064
How To Make Money On The Internet In Any Economy http://ping.fm/dzmAq
You must feel free to feel good http://bit.ly/4P4SSA
In the last 22 months, a man's ashes have been taken to Nepal, the Australian Outback, the Chinese-Mongolian border, .. http://fk.cm/4948919
81% of Americans want legal weed [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4949037
Abraham Hicks Próxima vida.flv http://bit.ly/60CrxN
What's worse than being shot and having to drive yourself to the hospital? Getting pulled over and charged with DUI o.. http://fk.cm/4949014

Monday, January 18, 2010

Abraham-Hicks - Preschool genius 1 2 [Legendado PT-BR].flv http://bit.ly/8Dp6Zc
16 awesome fictional firearms: You can have your blasters, phasers and sonic shotguns, but none holds a candle agains.. http://fk.cm/4948761
Man with a weiner hoping to give Prince William a sizzler crashes charity barbecue. "We do believe there were some ro.. http://fk.cm/4948548
It's all fun and games at the strip bar until a customer gets unhappy about a dance, grabs a gun, tries to rob the pl.. http://fk.cm/4948441
That was HOTT! I thought maybe Freddie Prince Jr. was on the take....good flip of the script! #24
Chloe is gonna wind up knocking Hastings out before this session is thru! #24
RT @Master_Baker: "Don't tase me bro!" #24
Massive Beef Recall http://bit.ly/5OY376
Process 18 "Finding the Feeling Place" http://bit.ly/8DcS0N
Woman jailed for false rape claim after police prove alleged rapist Derek Cummings didn't [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4947597
Military sets their sights on deciphering secret bible code [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4947788
Abraham: I Love Being http://bit.ly/7iLCul
Coolest pics of curious belugas you'll see today [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4947123
Abraham Hicks - Na riqueza - Legendas PT BR.flv http://bit.ly/5eg0Eo
News cameraman misses money-shot of a child being rescued from rubble in Haiti because he put the camera down in orde.. http://fk.cm/4946359
Grandfathers watching from above http://bit.ly/6aZ0TM
Old and busted: placing bouquets of flowers at a grave site. New hotness: Leaving a severed head to gaily adorn your .. http://fk.cm/4945672
Photoshop this view through [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4933891
Haiti continues to be plagued by dela-OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? PRINCE WILLIAM IS GOING BALD [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4946096

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Writing your own.... http://bit.ly/54CyaZ
Shipping container company starts research into eventually helping Haitians make housing out of shipping containers. .. http://fk.cm/4945233
Typical liberal apologist blames humans for turning sharks into maneaters (w/ "I'm a shark" mugshot) [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4945390
What an adrenaline rush! Cannot w8 till tomorrow. #24
RT gacbmmml: RT @ChloeOBrian: Just hacked Bank of America during the commercial and sent $500 million to Haiti. #24
Y is Senor Jacque acting like his flight would actually leave on time?? When has that happened?? Surely the flight is overbooked.. lol #24
@MJChatter I really have my money on Freddie Prinze Jr.... #24
I knew they were using the Syriana script! When will these writers use an original script?? #24
Freddy Prinze Jr. would be the "perfect" insider/criminal...#24
Pls don't use the "brother angle." it's too "Syriana" so let's be original.....#24
does he have any bags to check?? will he be charged extra?? lol #24
Will Senor Jacques still catch his flight?? lol #24
The reporter is the mole??? Didn't this happen last season with the President's daughter and her contact?? #24
Are they using Google Earth for the satellite reads?? #24
now we know why the Prez is cheating... #24 ice queen maybe???
RT hugonelson: RT @ppenzini: RT @Twitter_Tips: Jack Bauer will use Twitter this season on "24" to capture the bad guy! http://su.pr/2iuuDU
too much build up on the helicopter scene...yawn...#24 too obvious...
#24 anxiety medicine?? guess he's on the shortlist...
RT jimmysunshine: So far on #24 I’ve seen people from Stargate: SG-1, Battle Star Galactica, and The Shield!!!
Air New Zealand criticized for multimedia "cougar campaign" in which images of desperate Auckland older women chasing.. http://fk.cm/4945369
Let's collectively welcome Senor Jacques Bauer back into our homes! Welcome back Jack! http://su.pr/5On1uo
Caroline Myss "Divine Guidance" http://bit.ly/2YNBrm
Esther and Jerry http://bit.ly/7UQlqE
Odds of having same name, same birthday as someone else? About 2 to 5 years [Florida] http://fk.cm/4944851
Today's Deep Thought by Jack Handy: "It's a good idea to keep a nice, sharp steak knife around, just in case you need.. http://fk.cm/4944738
In this corner, it is the "your dog wants" meme. In the other corner, it's the lol cat. In which corner do you stand?.. http://fk.cm/4944593
Re: Abraham Hicks on Jesus http://bit.ly/4uP3py
82-year-old snowmobiler prepares for 3700 mile trip. Seeing as how he is from MI, it is probably for a job interview .. http://fk.cm/4944613
There were health problems for veterans from Agent Orange in Vietnam, then Gulf War Syndrome after the first Gulf War.. http://fk.cm/4944033
Abraham: Now it's up to you... http://bit.ly/5n7knl
Alyssa Milano donates $50,000 to UNICEF, challenges any corporation to match it. Oh it is SO on [Cool] http://fk.cm/4944193
quick reminder http://bit.ly/8wVA5l
Photoshop this big fish [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4931024
High school student expelled for bird hunting before school, leaving his rifle in his truck that he parked off-campus.. http://fk.cm/4943616
Texting 90999 to donate to the American Red Cross to support Haiti operations? You could probably swim there with a t.. http://fk.cm/4943427

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Esther and Abraham Hicks Thoughts Manifest http://bit.ly/5AeLYJ
Manitoba government tells teachers they can no longer penalize students for turning work in late. Good thing there ar.. http://fk.cm/4943695
Photoshop this pricey painting [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4931010
Abraham Hicks - The Big Picture - Part 1 http://bit.ly/6SLdbr
Driver changing lanes causes milk truck to crash, but it's nothing to cry over [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4942919
Abraham Hicks - Tell A New Story.mp4 http://bit.ly/52ySE0
FBI uses picture of Spanish MP to create aged likeness of Osama Bin Laden ... probably because the two had never been.. http://fk.cm/4942709
Wall Street bankers confirm they have no clue about anything except how to line their own pockets [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4942530
"You couldn't get a better compliment as a director." - Oliver Hirschbiegel, director of "Downfall", on YouTube Hitle.. http://fk.cm/4942287
What do you hear Donald Trump say http://bit.ly/5BhUju
The most pathetic internet argument techniques ever. It's not news, it's the Fark politics tab [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4941826
If you run a red light with a deputy right behind you, trying to hide in the back seat probably won't help [Florida] http://fk.cm/4942045
Photoshop this welder [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4926652
Lined up http://bit.ly/6ZmaoZ
Lucille Rembert started to cry as she looked down at her husband's grave; another woman had been buried next to him -.. http://fk.cm/4941385
Man accused of murdering girlfriend at tattoo parlor tells police he got tired of her needling him [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4941606
World Health Organization official denies H1N1 flu threat was exaggerated, says they were only yelling "Bring out you.. http://fk.cm/4941315

Friday, January 15, 2010

Abraham Hicks - The Big Picture - Part 3 http://bit.ly/8kKIP1
Ugly-arse baby Asian elephant born at Melbourne Zoo. No really, it's ug... who am I kidding? That thing's adorable [C.. http://fk.cm/4941022
Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return fligh.. http://fk.cm/4940838
Kevlar inventor dead, wife's alibi bulletproof [Sad] http://fk.cm/4940586
10 Most Common Ingredients in Fast Food http://bit.ly/7WIhSJ
Two hunters try to quack into America's only nuclear weapons assembly and disassembly plant, hilarity enthues [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4940919
Puppies discard puppy mill owner when he can no longer breed [Misc] http://fk.cm/4940521
Get a Fast/Tasty Cup of Coffee with the BUNN BTX-B ThermoFresh 10-Cup Thermal-Carafe Home Coffee Brewer http://ping.fm/92GEn
Abraham: no work, no pay? http://bit.ly/7wsG7h
Google to its China employees, "Thanks to your government you may soon be unemployed. So here is a free pass to see A.. http://fk.cm/4939103
Both Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson are learning that there IS actually a limit to how stupid and/or hateful you can.. http://fk.cm/4939156
Abraham: Make Peace with Where You Are http://bit.ly/4JsiTv
This Photoshop theme challenge is to take famous sci-fi heroes out of their element, and to drop them into another fr.. http://fk.cm/4921683
Out in the Cold http://bit.ly/4C8kTc
Oh, the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, except when the bus, is underground. Then it's used for pot that's so.. http://fk.cm/4938362
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak proclaims Google phone as his favorite gadget as the iPhone fangirl inside me starts t.. http://fk.cm/4938089

Thursday, January 14, 2010

11-year-old turns mother and her boyfriend in to cops for selling drugs. "Man, you are so grounded." [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4937338
Scott Ritter, former UN weapons inspector and Iraq War critic, accused of trying to play "Hide the WMDs" with underag.. http://fk.cm/4937923
First the FDA came for our clove cigarettes, and we did not speak out. Next the FDA came for our e-cigarettes, and we.. http://fk.cm/4937541
Abraham Hicks - Where Are You Going ? http://bit.ly/7dZEsy
Because flying didn't suck enough with fears of terrorism, TSA, flight delays, security lines, bagged liquids, weight.. http://fk.cm/4937188
Americans No Longer Gaining Weight http://bit.ly/4QXwPY
There are no Ugg boots at Judgment Day [PSA] http://fk.cm/4936187
Security camera shows dog sensing earthquake before it hits http://su.pr/26p5xP
Myths And Realities About Stop Smoking Hypnosis http://ping.fm/gZ37A
After toothpaste defense fails, senator reportedly crestfallen [Followup] http://fk.cm/4936562
Abraham: Being Free Of Other's Opinions http://bit.ly/5vwt3x
Abraham: Downstream Thoughts http://bit.ly/8mbJdh
iPhone 4G Rumors Heat Up http://su.pr/2CAWaP
Twitter hoax spreads rumors of airlines' free flights to Haiti http://su.pr/8rCROi
Rest in peace Teddy Pendergrass http://su.pr/70wZas
Attended the Robert Winn Soul Breathing Workshop last nite. It was awe inspiring. Check out his freebies. http://su.pr/1ah0uF
Abraham-Hicks: Self Appreciation http://bit.ly/8Ini4V
Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic. Oh IRONIC tag, you were born for this [Ironic] http://fk.cm/4935835
Don't Fall for Pepsi's "Vintage" Soft Drinks http://bit.ly/4NayuE
Future school dances may be canceled due to inappropriate behavior, kicking off of Sunday shoes [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4935981
Dangerous things you should let your kid do or how to kick helicopter parenting in it's sandy vagina [Cool] http://fk.cm/4935620

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Pregnant women can boost the intelligence of their babies by eating bacon and eggs. Oh bacon, is there ANYTHING you c.. http://fk.cm/4935452
Abraham Hicks: Aligning with daughter's chest surgery (Pt. 2/3) http://bit.ly/5SsQeG
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 245: "Silent Decay". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farkto.. http://fk.cm/4935075
NYC cabbie returns $21k that a fare left in the back seat, mostly because he's a Muslim [Hero] http://fk.cm/4935008
Self Love Part 2 of 2.second version http://bit.ly/7YCLsD
You know how Google (and pretty much everyone) provides information to US law enforcement? Yeah, that's what the Chin.. http://fk.cm/4934329
The Michelle Effect http://bit.ly/8HtzRw
17 Segundos... Y Cambia tu Vida... Abraham Hicks..flv http://bit.ly/7hxiIY
Despite being #36 in the nation in high school graduation rates and #49 in SAT scores, Texas's school system is appar.. http://fk.cm/4934670
Most hairdressers use a mirror to let you check out the back of your new weave. Most [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4933452
Abaham Hicks - Yearning vs. Pure Desire http://bit.ly/6WvFUe
As World Looks to Help Haiti, Scammers Sit Poised http://su.pr/1iV7g3
Minute hand of the Doomsday Clock set to move again this Thursday, getting us ever closer to a giant psychic space sq.. http://fk.cm/4933296
Fiternet.com http://bit.ly/6tu7ro
What is in YOUR Vortex? 3/3 http://bit.ly/4spmuZ
American aid worker trapped in the rubble of her house after the Haitian earthquake has been saved-by her husband. Wh.. http://fk.cm/4933011
Old and busted: Flashmobs. New hotness: Fleshmobs [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4932680
Abraham Hicks Somos Seres Vibracionais 2 4 http://bit.ly/8TRUno
A sensible Lottery winner at last - he's not telling his family [Cool] http://fk.cm/4932341
Throwing Stones http://bit.ly/8SXqTM
Company creates "sarcasm" punctuation mark. Oh sure, that's really helpful [Silly] http://fk.cm/4931922
Woman keeps snowball in her freezer for 33 years. "It's just like a little pet" [Florida] http://fk.cm/4932142

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Photoshop this good indication that school's been cancelled [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4918042
Woman trashes McDonalds when she isn't satisfied with their food; this being planet Earth, Subby doubts she never had.. http://fk.cm/4931841
Urine damages space station. In space no one can hear you stream [Fail] http://fk.cm/4931245
Rampage of Invincibility http://bit.ly/5fymgO
Like everyone else in the country, the porno business has to bend over and take it. But they like it that way, yeah, .. http://fk.cm/4930336
Low-tech Irrigation Increases Food and Fortune http://bit.ly/5Avy2B
Shift Your Response, Shift Your Manifestation http://bit.ly/7OVHLl
Fears of premature explosion shut down Morehead port [Scary] http://fk.cm/4930344
Jews are only 0.2 percent of the world population, but make up large percentages of Nobel prize winners, chess champi.. http://fk.cm/4930431
Process16 "Pivoting" (Part II) http://bit.ly/5Fnizr
Sharpton disturbed by coffee remark. On what grounds? [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4929938
Rampage of Love.wmv http://bit.ly/548O2F
If you get involved in a car accident, it's always worth checking the front of your vehicle for scratches, minor dent.. http://fk.cm/4928800
Wife rewires her husbands power tools so they will electrocute him because he is leaving her. I'm not sure "you're do.. http://fk.cm/4928882
Abraham Hicks: Author wants to find literary agent. http://bit.ly/7j8U7T
Man crushed by falling computer gear, will forever be in our memory [Sad] http://fk.cm/4928760
Is the Surgeon General Too Fat? http://bit.ly/8XJU8B
Abraham Hicks - Jesteś źródłem napisy PL http://bit.ly/4t5PRO
Man 1: "Where are we going for lunch?" Man 2: "How about that burger shack?" Man 1: "Sweet. Let's land the planes on .. http://fk.cm/4928355
Dumbass tag trumps fail tag as 3 men use a stun gun to kidnap a man and take him 1200 miles, only to find out they ki.. http://fk.cm/4928362

Monday, January 11, 2010

British moms upset over "career women make bad mothers" billboard their nannies told them about [Strange] http://fk.cm/4927986
The letter Kurt Vonnegut sent to his parents informing them he was still alive after the bombing of Dresden... so it .. http://fk.cm/4928012
Study claims watching TV increases your risk of heart disease by 18 percent. If you're watching a reality TV show abo.. http://fk.cm/4927551
abundance.wmv http://bit.ly/5Vh3X3
Photoshop this strange fire pit hut thingee [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4910216
Maker of Diet Drug to Fund Documentary on Eating http://bit.ly/4yeNZJ
Process 15 "The Wallet Process" http://bit.ly/5b9B1i
Study shows heavy metal damages kids brains, causes cancer, infuriates parents [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4926577
The face of Jesus appears on some naan bread at India Dining in Esher, Surrey. Or it might be a gob of hair cooked in.. http://fk.cm/4926228
Process 14 "Clearing Clutter for Clarity" (Part II) http://bit.ly/65AAaW
Denmark adds terrorism charge to cartoonist attack; details sketchy [Followup] http://fk.cm/4926210
Abraham Hicks: Can she fly & visit her dead pet dog? (Pt.3/3) http://bit.ly/7NQwQF
General McChrystal says the tide is turning in Afghanistan, which is good since we'll need all of our resources soon .. http://fk.cm/4925812
Heavy metal found in children's jewelry. Levels of POISON deemed BIOHAZARD to kids. May cause MEGADETH in large doses.. http://fk.cm/4925507
Aligning with freedom (her bike) and motherhood http://bit.ly/67geIR
New study says teens today only use 800 different words (w/ pic of what an 800-word-using teen may look like) [Cool] http://fk.cm/4924937
Photoshop these shooting stars [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4907879
Man shot in face in Luck Joy, experiences neither [Scary] http://fk.cm/4924878

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Honey, it's cold in here. Could you please put the grill in the living room and fire it up? [Florida] http://fk.cm/4924996
Don't Give a Rip http://bit.ly/5LLBfZ
Flock of vultures eats woman's house and it's not even dead yet [Strange] http://fk.cm/4924618
Woman shot during a screening of Avatar. Considering what she was watching, it's highly likely she shot herself [Scary] http://fk.cm/4924422
That Which You Have Become http://bit.ly/5oOw3i
"People are not facing the fact that porn is dangerous to the core. It sucks every bit of truth, contentment, honesty.. http://fk.cm/4924058
Why Aren't There More Organic Wines? http://bit.ly/5ZmFx6
Abraham Hicks: How Abraham defines enlightenment http://bit.ly/5lXQad
Weird: Columnist argues the National Enquirer should win the Pulitzer Prize. Fark: She kinda has a point [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4923883
Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime http://bit.ly/7ecG6s
Marine biologists argue that dolphins deserve equal rights, just like humans. Looks like someone's been listening to .. http://fk.cm/4923764
San Diego has spent thousands of dollars on tsunami warning signs and are upset because the signs are keeping the tsu.. http://fk.cm/4923617
You think your job sucks? Here are the worst jobs of 2010, and your sucky job will be clicking through the slideshow .. http://fk.cm/4923404
101-year-old man must say goodbye to his beloved elm tree that he's been taking care of for the last 50 years. Excuse.. http://fk.cm/4920069
Funeral home gets early start on cremation thanks to drunken hearse driver [Fail] http://fk.cm/4923131
Abraham Hicks: Parenting a 3 year old (pt.3/3) http://bit.ly/76lKDJ
"Crime lord's fake penis falls off in raid" [Weird] http://fk.cm/4923096
Photoshop this masked crimson man [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4905346
Abraham Hicks: If logic introduces doubt to your desires (pt.2/2) http://bit.ly/8PbNZV

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Superbear terrorizing Tahoe region is twice the size of a normal bear, bulletproof, evades traps and enters houses at.. http://fk.cm/4922672
Abraham Hicks: Is contentment inside the vortex? (pt.1/2) http://bit.ly/4rNGyq
McDonalds looks to cut cows' gas, presumably by feeding them some other company's food [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4922128
Hippies trembling as 6.5 magnitude quake stikes Humboldt County, California [News] http://fk.cm/4922093
Will casual sex hinder them http://bit.ly/53MhWe
The American Dialect Society has voted "tweet" the 2009 word of the year and "google" the word of the decade. Now if .. http://fk.cm/4921523
Whole Foods: From Green Grocer to Greenwasher http://bit.ly/671s8U
Abraham Hicks- Conflicting Desires - Part 3 http://bit.ly/6Ech9i
Occasionally a fashion magazine will "break the mold" and feature plus size models. Here's to V magazine, who have va.. http://fk.cm/4920969
Further proof that the History Channel is run by rednecks [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4921205
Horrified reporters find some people drive as fast as 70 mph in a 55 zone on the freeway. It's like the country is fu.. http://fk.cm/4920785
Jogging101.com http://bit.ly/4X1vbz
Natural Weight Loss - Abraham Hicks.mp4 http://bit.ly/4szF6h
In case you're wondering how long it would take for you to become infected from a zombie bite, this handy calculator .. http://fk.cm/4920774
It's snowing in Orlando. It's not news, it's---well, yeah, that is news [Florida] http://fk.cm/4920529
News: Frosty feline found frozen. Fark: Kitteh recovers in time for Caturday [Caturday] http://fk.cm/4915153
Photoshop this virtual reality vehicle [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4901991
Foreign criminals be warned: if you commit a serious crime in Norway, you'll never escape the lifetime of free pensio.. http://fk.cm/4918859
Her dementia father died young http://bit.ly/4VfBuv

Friday, January 8, 2010

DC cops can arrest women for carrying more than two condoms. Like your mom [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4919066
Re: ~Abraham-Hicks~ The Meaning of Life http://bit.ly/4tgnBR
Having sex twice a week reduces chance of heart attack by half - unless her husband walks in on you [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4918892
Abraham Hicks: Whats the power in Prayers? http://bit.ly/6jTx8y
Va. Civil War dispute ends in courtroom stalemate. The combatants vow to fight on, with one saying, "If at first you .. http://fk.cm/4918309
How Clean Is Your Tap Water? http://bit.ly/7TdzPw
Abraham Hicks - No gain in pain http://bit.ly/8ezIxB
Man arrested for fondling himself at a Chicago Starbucks. Frap frap frap [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4918563
Teenage Scottish girl accuses two others of attacking her in the locker room, and calling her a slut, and pulling her.. http://fk.cm/4918317
RT @TechCrunch
The FBI Adds New Widgets And Facebook Quizzes To Its Social Media Arsenal http://tcrn.ch/4mJOqU by @jasonkincaid
Surfers Catch Record-Setting Wave? http://ping.fm/uSvSv
Activists Missing After Declaring "War on Leather" at Motorcycle Rally [Fail] http://fk.cm/4917631
Not News: Car crashes into home. News: Driver is reporter for local TV station. FARK: It's their traffic guy [Fail] http://fk.cm/4917129
RT @wordcampatl #wcatl, @BellaWebDesign is announcing a cool, new, hot chocolatey contest! http://bit.ly/5LgIfv
Boy is let off with a warning after stabbing a teacher in the chest with a pencil. Teachers union insists that there .. http://fk.cm/4916607
Purpose Of The 'MILLIONIZER' - MillionaireX7 http://bit.ly/56dJAK
San Francisco city supervisor kicks off city meeting by using 'F' word, vows to use it at every public gathering for .. http://fk.cm/4916485
Man charged with attempted murder after he "tried to shoot urinating Indian" with an airgun [Strange] http://fk.cm/4916443

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Photoshop these tasty fruits [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4901221
85 people get sick from salmonella linked to pet frogs. Fortunately none of them croaked [Scary] http://fk.cm/4915730
Everyone knows I'm not a 'Bama fan, but you CANNOT deny the S-E-C!
Apparently cops aren't allowed to detain a lactating woman and fondle her until she squirts milk into a glove [Florida] http://fk.cm/4915628
In honor of the plucky Mars rovers' 7th year on the Red Planet, photoshop these rover tracks [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4900428
Society Starts in the Dirt http://bit.ly/6Yqm6R
Manifestation manual (relax, focus, hold it) http://bit.ly/7h4Vw4
Ohio police looking for two bank robbers, possibly under five feet tall and jamming out to Hannah Montana [Strange] http://fk.cm/4914138
Step 1: Vote. Step 2: ? Step 3: Go to the Super Bowl. Wait what? (Sponsored link) [Cool] http://fk.cm/4910603
Abraham Hicks - Passion For Music http://bit.ly/53XBZI
Four out of five detainees released from Gitmo don't go on to join militant groups [Scary] http://fk.cm/4913629
Esther Hicks On Gay Marriage http://bit.ly/4G6525
Falling dolphin injures sea-world trainer, possibly on porpoise [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4913033
Judge sentences man to 10 years in prison for 'massaging the meat' in the supermarket. To the cop on steakout: well d.. http://fk.cm/4913243
Romanian woman didn't know that her husband hid $57,768 in some old footwear. Hilarity in shoes [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4913054
Let It Go http://bit.ly/4E6ylm
Cops press charges against Dad for puting his seven year old in dryer. Police claim the kid's tag clearly states dry .. http://fk.cm/4912412
Broke, dead-beat dad presumed dead after vanishing. Oh, did we mention he won $16.9 million in the lottery and wanted.. http://fk.cm/4911858

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Nagging your husband is not a crime - or at least that's what my wife tells me over and over and over again [Sad] http://fk.cm/4911978
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 244: "Animals" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography] http://fk.cm/4911814
To Won Feng, thanks for everything, FDA [Sick] http://fk.cm/4911765
Photoshop this dock on the bay [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4899882
Brits Launch Twenty Year Sustainable Food Effort http://bit.ly/6QWpGe
Abraham Hicks - Bittersweet Manifestations http://bit.ly/7H1s1R
After a laundry room dispute, an elderly man goes for his slingshot. Other tenants say he's a real menace [Florida] http://fk.cm/4910939
Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage http://bit.ly/5jCmEt
Michelle Obama stimulating the economy in her own way by having 26 servants at her disposal at a cost of more than 1... http://fk.cm/4910098
Abraham Hicks - Let Your Emotions To Guide You http://bit.ly/62X61A
Townspeople oppose erecting cell tower in Mianus [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4908826
Abraham Hicks - Fly Fishing http://bit.ly/6JSurr
Remember, Farkers: this Sunday is national "No Pants Day" [PSA] http://fk.cm/4908836
Abraham Hicks - Family Co-Creating - Part 2 http://bit.ly/81f1IR
9 kids in trouble for wearing a t-shirt that goes to 11 [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4908545
Whole Foods CEO Denies Climate Change http://bit.ly/4tUcdU
Interpreting energy (seers) http://bit.ly/6OOodB
Attacker kills man after sharing beers with him. Of Coors, the thug wasn't the victim's Bud, so what Foster's this ki.. http://fk.cm/4908172
Blowing a .15 apparently disqualifies you from driving a school bus in New York. Another chapter in the Nanny State D.. http://fk.cm/4907454

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Sophisticated networks of lights, computers, traffic cameras, sensors, and human observers work together to make sure.. http://fk.cm/4907459
Death experience http://bit.ly/6cIE8c
Police investigation finds that cop who pretended to have cancer so he could collect more then $20,000 and 600 hours .. http://fk.cm/4907552
Bakersfield airport closed due to security incident. Surprisingly, no one notices [Scary] http://fk.cm/4906200
You Have a Destiny Waiting for You http://bit.ly/4nzlsG
Bomb-sniffing dog detects snausages at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport [Scary] http://fk.cm/4906719

Monday, January 4, 2010

For the first time in seven years, Disneyland is draining the Rivers of America. Among the items expected to be found.. http://fk.cm/4903890
Food Files: Taja Sevelle on Urban Farming to Fight Hunger http://bit.ly/7Wg8pV
Abraham Hicks - Allow Teenagers To Choose http://bit.ly/8j6iCz
Photoshop these cable pullers [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4896756
The Full Plate Diet: Slim Down, Look Great, Be Healthy! http://bit.ly/7qGGAG
Utah is glowing with anticipation of getting everyone's radioactive waste [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4902999
Abraham Hicks - Expect The Best For Your Children http://bit.ly/76OtPY
In hindsight, perhaps going around table to table inside your local Applebees wasn't the greatest strategy in selling.. http://fk.cm/4902912
Abraham Hicks - Kinesiology http://bit.ly/7g10Ll
TSA to profile air travelers entering the US from countries that sponsor terror. Like Holland [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4902720
This is my gavel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My gavel is my best friend. It is my life. I must mast.. http://fk.cm/4902499