Abraham Hicks - The Paradigm Shift (NEW) http://bit.ly/bKq8Jx

Boy brings rabid bat to elementary school for show-and-tell, orders round of shots for all his friends [Florida] http://fk.cm/5217312

There's a right way and a wrong way to clean your bong. This is the wrong way [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5217148

Photoshop these parachutes [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5209800

President Obama cancels trip to Poland over concerns with plowing his presidential plane through miles of hot Iceland.. http://fk.cm/5216580

Okay, got the pasta done. What's next in the recipe..."add salt and freshly ground black people." WHAT? [Fail] http://fk.cm/5216360

China quake death toll rises to 1339, frustrating submitters everywhere at missed chance for geeky pun [Followup] http://fk.cm/5216152

Photoshop this teacher in a tunnel [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5208076

Tire-shop man, Tire-shop man, Tire-shop man hates Barbershop man. They have a fight. Tire-shop wins. Tire-shop man [M.. http://fk.cm/5215694

TSA says there are no children under 12 on No Fly list. Except, of course, for those on the list [Fail] http://fk.cm/5215798

Not News: Dog plays doting dad to four kittens rejected by their mother. News: Dog was shot in the head three times a.. http://fk.cm/5211573

Jesus saves... comic strips from being mediocre [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5214996

Catholic church goes too far, now blames porn for child abuse scandal [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5215134