Happy New Year Springfield, Utah [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4898273

Happy New Year Springfield, Nova Scotia [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4898299

Home invaders take pants from 11 people, suspects described as appearing Haggard [Weird] http://fk.cm/4897801

Celebrities aren't the only ones who enjoy inflicting challenging names on their children, just ask Crystal Sunshine .. http://fk.cm/4897935

If one half of conjoined twins murdered a person, would the courts have to punish both of them? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4897815

Mugging victim knows that her iPhone is being sent to Apple for replacement by the mugger. Apple care? Not much [Asin.. http://fk.cm/4897248

Family visits relative's grave, discover she has really bad case of athlete's foot [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4897265

The Ultimate Baby Photographers Experience With Oana Hogrefe Photography http://bit.ly/7qGVAh

Government discovers couple in 70s have access to free heat, orders them to buy fuel like everyone else [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4896712

Gunmen too weak to steal ATM after failing to convert dollars to pounds [Fail] http://fk.cm/4896467

Abraham Hicks - Afraid Of Becoming Angry http://bit.ly/4V5n0b

Why men fake orgasms. Wait, what? [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4896027

Abraham Hicks - What Do Abraham Do For Fun http://bit.ly/925D1A

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