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"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted" [A.. http://fk.cm/4817768

Bacon Will Save The World: Lab Grown Pork Could Slash Carbon Emissions http://bit.ly/8S2D6a

Denver School Board gets into a spat on Monday, decide the best use of taxpayer dollars is to talk to a marriage coun.. http://fk.cm/4817213

We're going to need a lot more popcorn: Sickout and bomb threat after MSCO officer goes to jail [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4816448

Sardine juice, condoms, lubricant, rival teachers, and a seventh grader. Yes, there's a mugshot [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4816566

Supplement Cellar http://bit.ly/6tBAJY

If you pay handsomely for hand sanitizers, you'll be happy to know they sort of work -- if you wash your hands vigoro.. http://fk.cm/4815624

"It's hard to see your wife in the same way after you have watched her shoot a revolver and learn body combat. It pro.. http://fk.cm/4815660

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Old and busted: An eye for an eye. New hotness: A shoe for a shoe [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4815406

Cocktail waitress claims Tiger Woods scored another hole in one (w/pic) [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4814832

Woman suffers from mysterious disorder that turns her into a sex addict while she's asleep. Well, "suffers" might be .. http://fk.cm/4815017