Man achieves flawless "WTF is wrong with you" victory, beats up quadruple amputee roommate when she blocked his view .. http://fk.cm/5149556

Russia bans Mein Kampf, saying it encourages extremist and violent behavior. You know who else banned books? [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5148979

Georgia bakery receives surprise marijuana shipment. Serves the best muffins EVER [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5148944

Applebee's new Double-Glazed™ ribs, Won Ton Tacos™, Steak Quesadilla Towers™, and Vagrant Pissing Outside the Windows.. http://fk.cm/5148498

Not sufficiently impressed with 47,000 miles of concrete, design chosen for yet another Eisenhower Memorial in D.C [C.. http://fk.cm/5148226

Enter the Vortex http://bit.ly/9TFNM4

Cleveland AIDS Taskforce wants to reduce HIV's negative stigma. Their genius idea: distribute "HIV POSITIVE" shirts (.. http://fk.cm/5148196

Despite prison officials saying it's not really a problem, lawmaker wants to ban Playboy from Oregon prisons [Silly] http://fk.cm/5147525

Computer tech consultant in a small Montana town claims to be the Holy Ghost. He's a bit Waco [Weird] http://fk.cm/5147714

Abraham - Dealing with PMS and finding the right mate (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/9rVMR9

Protip: If you're going to brag about your XBox and plasma TV on Facebook, don't post updates saying exactly when you.. http://fk.cm/5147026

Surely the author of this article must have considered using a pseudonym [Followup] http://fk.cm/5146798

Swedish prisoner decides to reenact the Shawstank Redemption. Guards not amused [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5146232

Photoshop Challenge: Bring this painting to life [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5129869