Sales of Hummers are low. Do you (a) Cater to your base by adding firearms to your inventory (b) Sell other bran.. http://bit.ly/Sk2bB

Fire destroys vehicle outside a car wash. If only there had been some source of water nearby [Fail] http://bit.ly/qSk8e

Mass trial of more than 100 Iranian protestors continues. Members of Ministry confessing, admitting that Jesus b.. http://bit.ly/49tx2A

Let it go http://bit.ly/3P5zdy

A Good Night Kiss's Tub Tea Blends Make a Bath to Remember http://bit.ly/4AZkB

Couple banned from owning pet despite taking good care of pet maggots. What? Sorry, pet's maggots [Sick] http://bit.ly/4dsRU6

An unknown species of an eyeless crustacean was discovered lurking inside a lava tube beneath the seafloor; spen.. http://bit.ly/3MzAn

Small plane lands in mall parking lot in NJ. In the pilot's defense, it's pretty hard to find an open space in N.. http://ping.fm/5chzL

Abraham: THE VORTEX - Esther & Jerry Hicks http://ping.fm/UpFWF

Americans aren't buying government fearmongering on swine flu [Obvious] http://bit.ly/WbX2A

"Man Accused Of Having Sex With Underage Teen In Court." Next time, try a hotel room [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1idPEK

Police nab parrot on the lam. That's gonna make for some funky offspring [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1613sI

Erica Ariel Fox, "The Power of Presence at Omega Institute" http://bit.ly/7m4a7

If another motorist reports that you're driving erratically, mooning her will probably not help persuade the cop.. http://bit.ly/v8f25

Abraham Hicks (She has a general question about addictions) http://bit.ly/HNbwh

Protip: When preparing to commit robbery, it's a lot easier to buy a mask or stocking rather than spray painting.. http://bit.ly/DZeM7

Missouri legislature approves ban on tupperware instead of styrofoam, gets an F in chemistry [Fail] http://bit.ly/6E6qd