Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its rad.. http://fk.cm/5097984

Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6 [Fail] http://fk.cm/5097591

A good yarn? Town tries to solve the mystery of the midnight knitter [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5096808

Not news: Gunman prompts school lockdown. Fark: Gunman was wielding a Nerf gun [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5096621

More miracles from modern medicine: "They said there was a rare, but real chance that my bottom jaw would become infe.. http://fk.cm/5095998

Photoshop this focused flow [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5083481

Abraham Hicks- Manifestational meditations http://bit.ly/91X08y

Records show Ohio State shooter had complained his bosses were treating him unfairly, had taken his red stapler [Foll.. http://fk.cm/5095643

Just a tip: If you need to drive over to the police station for business, sober up first [PSA] http://fk.cm/5094787

Psycho killer...signs himself...out of the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hospital, then he...runs runs runs runs, runs runs runs awa.. http://fk.cm/5094753

Abraham Hicks - Are all drunks in the Vortex ? http://bit.ly/c2WEl0

The nicest nurse in the world fired for having sex with grieving men who just lost their wives to cancer [Sad] http://fk.cm/5094221

Chuck Norris would be 70 today if time wasn't afraid of him [Hero] http://fk.cm/5094206

And the next extreme sport is: Coupon clipping. Wait, what? [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5093877