Heavens to Murgatroyd. Exit: stage ceiling [Scary] http://bit.ly/1CEpCq

Canadian Prime Minister to visit Territorial Capital of "Unwashed Bums" [Fail] http://bit.ly/yIidR

Thousands of DVD's stolen from porn shop. Investigators looking for suspect with sticky fingers [Amusing] http://bit.ly/QtQ52

Loser of D&D game returns with +1 Hammer of Aggravated Assaulting, now needs to roll save vs. sentencing to PMIT.. http://bit.ly/4ExgyY

Abraham Hicks If you want it, it can happen http://bit.ly/14KYbM

Billy Joel was right... Only the good Dae-jung [Sad] http://bit.ly/1ODSh