Abraham: Imagine Your Self http://bit.ly/dzGnkN

States may ban credit checks on job applicants after realizing that nobody has good credit anymore [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5067070

Owner of building adjacent to Academy Awards arrested for installing illegal "How To Train Your Dragon" sign [Strange] http://fk.cm/5067537

Abraham: You are so close..:) http://bit.ly/cBxXvi

Abraham: so let's recap.. http://bit.ly/bQqRag

7-month old girl survives brush with death from parents' suicidal pact. Tag is for the parents, who did this out of f.. http://fk.cm/5066747

NATO warship sinks pirate ship off Somalia. Article sinks nautical terms per sentence record [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5066798

If you're a prosecutor, remember there is a difference between "copping a plea" and "copping a feel." They are not th.. http://fk.cm/5066084

Have disposable income and don't know the best way to spend it? How about some cashmere toilet paper [Silly] http://fk.cm/5065720

Navigating Cancer http://bit.ly/9Waz61

Guy gets six-figure book deal for (seriously) "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5065917

Abraham: tax me higher! http://bit.ly/akqTGv

"Alright buddy, I saw you feeding that homeless guy over there. Where's your license? Don't have one? Well, you're ta.. http://fk.cm/5064910

Novelist says girls are ready to have children and run a household by age 14 [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5064889

There are now bacteria so powerful, the only antibiotics strong enough to kill them (maybe) will also shut down your .. http://fk.cm/5064772

Abraham: long story short http://bit.ly/aqhfWQ

Former homeless guy now a culinary star - mobs line up for his sandwiches [Hero] http://fk.cm/5064705