Abraham - Can he talk to the dead? http://bit.ly/b0zQyn

If your house is foreclosed upon, here's a tip: don't make it seem like the cleaning crew just discovered the Well of.. http://fk.cm/5141991

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 255: "Pan Fried." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktogra.. http://fk.cm/5141597

Fate of legalizing pot in California is near. Far out, man [Cool] http://fk.cm/5140744

Photoshop this swing time [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5128022

He says he's sorry for throwing money at a man with Parkinson's disease. That makes it all better, right? [Followup] http://fk.cm/5140478

Reading scores lagging behind math. You read this headline twice [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5139819

McNabb: I want to win a Super Bowl in Philadelphia http://bit.ly/94WuQE... Enuff heartache already! This is Truly a month of madness...

Old Bridge old bridge repair repairs fragment fragments, state State Police police speaker, speaking [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5140161

Proposed US law would single out cyber-crime havens such as Russia, Nigeria, and 4chan [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5139451

Abraham Hicks - Do It in Hours, Not Years http://bit.ly/cATv6d

It's an age-old question. When foreclosing on homes, do you put the bodies to the curb with rest of the furniture? [Sad] http://fk.cm/5139028

In a world of "You're doing it wrong", this guy wins. (With "barbed wire really hurts" mugshot) [Florida] http://fk.cm/5138690

Teenager survives having 10 inch knife embedded all the way into his head. (w/ most awesome x-ray pic) [Scary] http://fk.cm/5138220

Off-duty college cop accidentally shoots himself. In the ass. Welcome to Fark, Officer Mallin [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5138236