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Georgia man arrested with $1.6 billion in phony Treasury notes. Authorities became suspicious upon learning that the .. http://fk.cm/5013327

You know how you have to break in to a store because all of the doors are locked? The same rules apply when trying to.. http://fk.cm/5012646

Armed robbery suspect who continually threatened to kill employees described as 'nicely dressed' [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5012509

Michelle Obama: "Let's Move" on Childhood Obesity http://bit.ly/cJvyc9

Teacher hits student with clipboard. Student allegedly sustained bodily injury, shock, and injury to his nervous syst.. http://fk.cm/5012619

Couple caught with over 50 alleged fake credit cards. Multiple charges expected [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5011955

Waffle House architect now scattered, smothered, and covered [Sad] http://fk.cm/5011540

Taliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5011716

Childhood Obesity - MayoClinic.com http://bit.ly/bYIP4I

Flanders man arrested for repeatedly making hoax calls to 911. Stupid Flanders man [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5010986

Age factor http://bit.ly/aIGsXP

Police describe man who was robbed of his Visa card while attempting to use it to purchase crack as a "seriously stup.. http://fk.cm/5010621

Millionaire gives away his fortune because it made him miserable. "My idea is to have nothing left. Absolutely nothin.. http://fk.cm/5010395

Democratic lawmaker gets knocked out because he was blocking the view of the belly dancers. Republicans want singles .. http://fk.cm/5010310

For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5010138