Time again for gold coins to start showing up mysteriously in Salvation Army kettles. Yup, there's the first one [Fol.. http://fk.cm/4810481

For the last time, people - if you're going to rob the Wendy's drive-thru, make sure your mom isn't working that nigh.. http://fk.cm/4810284

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German tourist tells Disney World security that he had bombs in his backpack. Ha ha, just kidding [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4809041

Your mother is in a car accident, so you pull over and C) Kick the reponding State Trooper in the groin [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4808696

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Ready-for-Fark headline: "Drive-by gooseing in North Mankato park" [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4808687

Moller skycar nearing 'virtual flight testing', says company spokesman Duke Nukem [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4808041

Rockville Police shoot Jesus. Awwwwwkwaaaaaard [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4807956

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When driving your pickup into your ex's house just doesn't send the right message, try setting the truck on fire firs.. http://fk.cm/4806652

New Zealand church fined for using cell phone jammers so people's phones don't go off during services. Tag is for the.. http://fk.cm/4807122