As God is my witness, I thought Pomeranians could fly [Weird] http://fk.cm/4853083

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The Gin And Titonic Ice Tray lets you make four icebergs and one ice-replica of the Titanic. "Sick and distasteful." .. http://fk.cm/4852961

How To Read Guitar Music Sheet For Everyone http://bit.ly/8KRnmh

Photoshop this panel of experts [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4841817

The NYC Food and Climate Summit Showcases 'New Thinking about Food' http://bit.ly/4zUARD

Let's see now, √((r²-l²)+(l+k)² - (√(r²-l²)-w)²)-l-... GOD DAMMIT, Get out of my parking spot [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4852221

Pair of shadey characters robbing optometry stores last seen driving away in a 20/10 Cataract. Police are focusing in.. http://fk.cm/4851983

Merry Christmas arrested; doesn't have presents of mind to beat the wrap [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4851232

Judge rules cyberbullies still have First Amendment rights. "If all cruel teasing led to suicide, the human race woul.. http://fk.cm/4851291

Photoshop this beaming bum [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4839850

Stephen King pays $12,999 to bus 150 National Guardsmen home to Maine for the holidays, because $13,000 would have be.. http://fk.cm/4850834

Abraham Hicks talks about swine flu part 1 http://bit.ly/4vF5EE