Photoshop these tasty fruits [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4901221

85 people get sick from salmonella linked to pet frogs. Fortunately none of them croaked [Scary] http://fk.cm/4915730

Everyone knows I'm not a 'Bama fan, but you CANNOT deny the S-E-C!

Apparently cops aren't allowed to detain a lactating woman and fondle her until she squirts milk into a glove [Florida] http://fk.cm/4915628

In honor of the plucky Mars rovers' 7th year on the Red Planet, photoshop these rover tracks [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4900428

Society Starts in the Dirt http://bit.ly/6Yqm6R

Manifestation manual (relax, focus, hold it) http://bit.ly/7h4Vw4

Ohio police looking for two bank robbers, possibly under five feet tall and jamming out to Hannah Montana [Strange] http://fk.cm/4914138

Step 1: Vote. Step 2: ? Step 3: Go to the Super Bowl. Wait what? (Sponsored link) [Cool] http://fk.cm/4910603

Abraham Hicks - Passion For Music http://bit.ly/53XBZI

Four out of five detainees released from Gitmo don't go on to join militant groups [Scary] http://fk.cm/4913629

Esther Hicks On Gay Marriage http://bit.ly/4G6525

Falling dolphin injures sea-world trainer, possibly on porpoise [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4913033

Judge sentences man to 10 years in prison for 'massaging the meat' in the supermarket. To the cop on steakout: well d.. http://fk.cm/4913243

Romanian woman didn't know that her husband hid $57,768 in some old footwear. Hilarity in shoes [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4913054

Let It Go http://bit.ly/4E6ylm

Cops press charges against Dad for puting his seven year old in dryer. Police claim the kid's tag clearly states dry .. http://fk.cm/4912412

Broke, dead-beat dad presumed dead after vanishing. Oh, did we mention he won $16.9 million in the lottery and wanted.. http://fk.cm/4911858