Saturday, October 31, 2009
Students and parents so serious over Brother Martin High School's "Dark Knights" pep rally skit [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4739810
Not many hotels have a ghost hunter and a psychic on the payroll. Redrum [Cool] http://fk.cm/4739714
World Series Game 3. If there's anything scarier than Halloween in Philadelphia, it's facing the Yankees' OTHER left-.. http://fk.cm/4739767
Sled maker on slippery slope with city hall, putting the skids on one of the town's few winter businesses. *Rosebud* .. http://fk.cm/4739334
City of Chicago gives free bus, train rides to senior citizens, including undocumented seniors. Don't let Glenn Beck .. http://fk.cm/4739249
This week: Dog spends $62 on Xbox points while owner sleeps. Next week: Dog spends $2000 on hooker and blow while own.. http://fk.cm/4739133
Friday, October 30, 2009
PETA wants Oregon to stop using elephants to give car washes because, sheesh, they're not very good at it [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4738767
'Fingernails on a chalkboard' may soon be as meaningless as other obscure phrases, such as 'cat's pajamas', '23 skido.. http://fk.cm/4738192
"Mikac was rushed to St. Barnabas Hospital and pronounced dead a short time later." Fark: see Mikac's first name [Sad] http://fk.cm/4738124
Halloween gets extra creepy: Octomom to dress as a pregnant nun accompanied by her eight little devils [Scary] http://fk.cm/4737880
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Are you a bad driver? If you said yes, a new study says that it's in your genetics. Also, the study indicates that yo.. http://fk.cm/4735156
84 year old granny finished last at the 150 mile New Jersey MS bike charity ride. To her defense, her front bike bask.. http://fk.cm/4734650
So I asked myself what could be better than an actual headline reading "Unused bestiality law put to the test" and I .. http://fk.cm/4734785
Man pleads guilty to stealing $69,000 in antique coins, will be sent to £MITA prison [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4734297
If spending your lunch break in a cemetery with an 18-year old stripper and a box of sex toys is wrong, then subby do.. http://fk.cm/4734034
As a public service, DC ABC affiliate will show uncensored breast self-exams on 5pm and 11pm broadcasts. The fact tha.. http://fk.cm/4733835
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sex, booze, and bacon: the things that make life worth living. Also the things that are going to kill you [Sad] http://fk.cm/4733904
Even robbers are feeling the recession; opting for sharpies instead of ski masks [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4733287
Today is National Chocolate Day. So dump your girlfriend and give her an excuse to overindulge [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4732734
If you live at 13 Cemetery Road, you might as well get in the Halloween spirit. "It's not a good Easter address." [Ob.. http://fk.cm/4731734
You can now travel as far as 375 miles on Southwest for $25, or put another way about $5 more than United and America.. http://fk.cm/4731885
All the questions you have about H1N1, answered. Yes, "will my child's Halloween candy be infected?" is one of them [.. http://fk.cm/4731858
After holding up the cashier at a Taco Bell, master criminal asks the manager for an employment application [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4731537
Some people can't tell the difference between plasma TVs and LCD TVs. These thieves can't tell the difference between.. http://fk.cm/4731549
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Columnist: "my oldest child was drinking full cans of Dr. Pepper by the time she was 3 months old, whereas my younges.. http://fk.cm/4730686
Mysterious library patron censoring naughty words from books. Other readers forced to deal with vandalized copies of .. http://fk.cm/4730383
Church Ousts accused molester from priesthood. Priest Pledges innocence, insists that trial will be a Febreeze, and i.. http://fk.cm/4729820
Voters are advised not to use spaghetti sauce to fill out their absentee ballots in Schenectady, where else? [PSA] http://fk.cm/4729053
Police responded to a report of a cliché occuring at a Seminole County intersection early Monday morning [Florida] http://fk.cm/4729245
♫ See this Illinois man, that's the way you do it ♫ Got on the payroll for a firm in Jersey ♫ Never worked a day ther.. http://fk.cm/4728520
Five people are charged with torturing and robbing two loan modification agents they thought falsely promised to save.. http://fk.cm/4728632
Monday, October 26, 2009
Eight steps to Internet unpopularity, or "How To Survive A Fark Politics Thread" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4728417
In a finding that will surely have nothing to do with too much TV, video games, internet, unhealthy diet, poor parent.. http://fk.cm/4727724
Warner's legal department sends Howler to woman who hosts non-profit Harry Potter themed dinner party [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4726977
"The U.S. is facing an epidemic of swine flu...stories." Don't worry, coming to Fark is an innoculation against media.. http://fk.cm/4727607
Photoshop theme: in honor of the "fat" Ralph Lauren model, please photoshop some meat onto a model [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4708173
Police respond to hair salon after reports of bangs, victims were frazzled and frayed, thankfully nobody dyed [Scary] http://fk.cm/4726239
The Throne Clones: How inbreeding has made the British royals look alike for generations [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4725817
Man kicked out of the mall because of his seizure-alert ferret. No, that's not a euphemism for something [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4726079
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Nanny State: You're too fat to have children, so lets take your infant away [Scary] http://fk.cm/4725492
Prankster puts out story that judge makes a favorable ruling in a "birther" case. Orly and the entire birther communi.. http://fk.cm/4725445
Ring bell for "Meat Service" and other "examples" of unecessary "quotation" marks [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4725003
Saturday, October 24, 2009
The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows. LP #200 (LGT#199) [Fail] http://fk.cm/4724567
Even if you've won 6 "Homer" awards, wearing a flag pin with the phrase 'One nation under God" will still get you fir.. http://fk.cm/4723933
Balloon Boy's mom admitted to police the whole saga was a hoax. WHAT? A HOAX? REALLY? [Followup] http://fk.cm/4723433
Friday, October 23, 2009
There's a new kind of Internet celebrity out there: Witty forum commenters and headline submitters. And some of them .. http://fk.cm/4721825
Two agencies, both alike in purpose / In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, / From stillness move to probe an accid.. http://fk.cm/4720821
Passenger jet from San Diego to Mpls. overshoots Mpls. by 150 miles with no contact with ground control for an hour. .. http://fk.cm/4720522
Thursday, October 22, 2009
A wedding of convenience is attacked by minions while some pasty-faced groom continually attempts to burst into song .. http://fk.cm/4717756
Scientists at NASA have detected another exoplanet with life-supporting environment. But they are still striking out .. http://fk.cm/4717442
Remember that woman who claimed she was held prisoner, abused, raped by six people in West Virginia trailer? She now .. http://fk.cm/4716912
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
City Councilman Charlie Brown looks to regulate pot shops in Denver because he says, "It's unbelievable. It's out of .. http://fk.cm/4716036
So what happened was this lady fell in love with a guy online, so she fed her husband Honry Goat Weed, took him out i.. http://fk.cm/4716153
Yo internet, I'm really happy for you, & I'ma Let you finish, but Kanye West had one of the best fake twitter deaths .. http://fk.cm/4714653
♫ Hi Mathura, hi Fathura ♫ Where my spleen is ♫ I'm not sure-a ♫ In the morning ♫ Trains collided ♫ Yes, I think my f.. http://fk.cm/4714118
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Old and busted: Wine Spectator. The new hotness: Medical Marijuana Spectator [Cool] http://fk.cm/4713494
It is also worth celebrating that many leading black icons have been lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender, most nota.. http://fk.cm/4713447
College tuition rising again this fall from "exorbitant" to "why don't you skip the four years and just get a job at .. http://fk.cm/4712873
It would appear to be an excruciatingly slow news day in Greenport, New York [Strange] http://fk.cm/4712143
Ever wonder what the Russian version of Icy Hot Stuntaz would look like? Wonder no longer. Bonus: pimp cup [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4711765
You know a mother and her son are bonding when they discuss who gets the first needle and who gets the last of the he.. http://fk.cm/4711817
A female parking enforcement officer was hurt in a collision between her scooter and a Geo Metro. Oow, plastic everyw.. http://fk.cm/4711278
If toll roads and expensive gas won't make you use public transportation maybe $10 an hour parking at your office and.. http://fk.cm/4711343
Monday, October 19, 2009
Weigh in on the single most important debate of our time: Should bagel shops charge extra for toasting? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4711254
Pimp explains why he does what he does: "I need clothes on my back, I need to be able to have a roof over my head. An.. http://fk.cm/4710155
Scooby Doo move over: Man charged with 2001 crime after police used blood from a leech found at the scene to make a D.. http://fk.cm/4709871
Mother escorts her soldier son's body home: "It was my responsibility as a mother to bring him home". Now if you'll e.. http://fk.cm/4708957
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Late night at the karaoke bar is all fun and games until someone gets all scalpy [Scary] http://fk.cm/4708783
Cu later scammers: study finds copper bracelets not useful for pain relief [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4708305
Ric Romero, consumer news reporter and part-time dictionary: "A growing number of savvy consumers are turning to bart.. http://fk.cm/4707911
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Texas man, 83, allegedly opens fire on his son for refusing to stop drumming. Understandably, the police have been re.. http://fk.cm/4706211
Friday, October 16, 2009
Neighborhood in uproar after guy names hot dog stand "Felony Franks" and employs ex-cons. Includes worst pun filled h.. http://fk.cm/4705190
Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" was his way of telling us he faked the moon landing. Obviously. Enjoy your brain hemo.. http://fk.cm/4704528
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Principal refuses to allow lesbian student's senior picture to be put in the school yearbook because she is wearing a.. http://fk.cm/4703597
When your 79-year-old mother falls down and you can't lift her back up... just go back to bed man, she's gone [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4702348
There just might be a problem when the tapwater coming out of your faucet catches fire [Weird] http://fk.cm/4702564
Tahoe priest claims he was fired for filing a protective order against a deacon, who sent him death threats. With pi.. http://fk.cm/4701976
Police think it unlikely that the thieves who bundled the half-goat half-sheep creatures into a small hatchback were.. http://fk.cm/4701516
Judge stumps gay marriage ban lawyer by asking how gay marriage prevents procreation for heterosexuals. Darn those a.. http://fk.cm/4701067
Another example of Puritan America: Violence ruined by nudity yet again [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4701041
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Have you ever had a dream about this guy? Oddly enough, you're not alone [Strange] http://fk.cm/4700759
Is there anything hotter than a pregnant stripper beating a co-worker in the head with a stiletto heel? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4699785
46-year-old English man acquires Tourette's Syndrome, baffling doctors who simply assumed he was Scottish [Strange] http://fk.cm/4699185
The origin of the three names we have for one season. Autumn, Fall, and Harvest. Plus a nice picture of a cactus [In.. http://fk.cm/4698611
If you want controversy, set up an art exhibit featuring a black Jesus and a chimp nailed to a cross. "Great art gra.. http://fk.cm/4698179
If you want controversy, set up an art exhibit featuring a black Jesus and a chimp nailed to a cross. "Great art gra.. http://fk.cm/4698179
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Maria Shriver one of the first people cold busted by her husband's cell phone law [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4697858
In an effort to compete with nearby Baltimore, Thugs in DC have begun bike-by shootings [Scary] http://fk.cm/4696750
If your child "arrived home smelling of pickles or jalapenos over the weekend", the police would like a word with hi.. http://fk.cm/4696493
Man arrested for threatening Options Exchange guard with can of beer; cops say he was armed with a Colt .45 [Strange] http://fk.cm/4695877
Hots: Lesbian gets so drunk she gets it on with a guy. Scots: They're both so drunk they don't realize they're in th.. http://fk.cm/4695597
Manager of rodeo at Fort Worth Stockyards has problems with planned public "queer kiss-in" demonstration. "If they d.. http://fk.cm/4695375
Monday, October 12, 2009
Problem: chicken wings now sell for more than chicken breasts. Solution: Blinky's Nuclear Chicken Breeder Reactor Fa.. http://fk.cm/4695169
Students have to learn that you must suffer for your art. This girl gets an "A" in the class after she puts her hand.. http://fk.cm/4694902
If, after a night of partying, you misplaced your 100 lb. vagina sculpture, the Richland, WA police may have a lead .. http://fk.cm/4694035
Some people can sleep through anything, like your house burning down and collapsing around you [Strange] http://fk.cm/4693391
Your kid may be a genius when: 1) He teaches you about the reproductive cycle of penguins. B) He says "Mummy, sausag.. http://fk.cm/4693103
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Soon your kitchen will be able to grow its own salads and ... seafood? (pic) [Strange] http://fk.cm/4692589
"Alexander Hamilton served as president, the Superior Court is California's highest court, and citizens 'must' vote... http://fk.cm/4692003
FCC unclear on concept that some local telephone companies still charge a surcharge for service, and that its own ru.. http://fk.cm/4692069
April Fools joke becomes reality... and the perfect gift for that young Star Wars fan on your holiday shopping list .. http://fk.cm/4691585
Article: chainsaw carved art is challenging, fun and sometimes remarkably beautiful. Photo: dude with a crossbow [We.. http://fk.cm/4691419
Obama reaffirms end to 'don't ask, don't tell'. Don't ask when he'll end it and he won't tell [Followup] http://fk.cm/4691049
Saturday, October 10, 2009
"We would say every teacher owns a Porsche, the average age of teachers is 105, everybody's religion is Russian Orth.. http://fk.cm/4691220
Man who received $16,000 reward for helping catch rapist gives all the money to the victim. Subby has something in h.. http://fk.cm/4690634
At the "Mystery Café" you get whatever the person before you ordered. Your order goes to the person after you. What .. http://fk.cm/4690374
As if people carrying around tiny dogs weren't annoying enough, the Brits are working on carrying around tiny, flu-i.. http://fk.cm/4690077
Students are being given free alcohol if they agree to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases, which is probabl.. http://fk.cm/4689231
The Baltimore Sun kindly shows you where you may get shot along the city's marathon route this weekend [PSA] http://fk.cm/4689353
Friday, October 9, 2009
Obit of the month: "He was in the habit of mowing the lawn in the middle of the night, wearing only long johns or ev.. http://fk.cm/4689293
Highway deaths at record low in first half of 2009 thanks to submitter doing you all a favor by driving slow in the .. http://fk.cm/4688807
It's scheduled to rain for another week in Atlanta. Was Mos Def being prophetic with New World Water? hmm...http://bit.ly/4BQGk6
Who are the most hated people to share a plane flight with? Hint: It is not a screaming baby [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4687077
Only in Oklahoma. Man beaten in bathroom with mouth organ. Roommate charged with attempted harmonicide (w/mugshot) [.. http://fk.cm/4687044
Thursday, October 8, 2009
"When the speed limit was raised from 55 mph to 70 mph, incidents of aggressive driving dropped to zero." [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4686874
9 out of 10 zebras agree that the zebras at the zoo in the Gaza Strip are total asses [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4686294
Woman kicked off Delta flight for breastfeeding plans to sue the airline until they go tits up [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4685518
Research into the ancestry of the First Lady of the United States, an African-American, has found that her ancestors.. http://fk.cm/4685581
Dalai Lama says he's a feminist. So, broads have that going for them. Which is nice [Misc] http://fk.cm/4685154
Foreign foods like cappuccino, panini and French fries arrive in Dublin and the locals are going insane: "Do we real.. http://fk.cm/4684699
Judge rules 55-year-old Speedo Man can no longer wear thongs while riding bicycle around town. Thank the Lord for ac.. http://fk.cm/4684267
Group calling for public ban on burqas is a) Conservative, b) Feminist, or c) Muslim [Strange] http://fk.cm/4684061
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Winner of Lakefront Marathon disqualified because she: A) went out of bounds, B) took water outside of an official s.. http://fk.cm/4683919
You failed three classes. Do you A) study harder, 2) transfer to a less demanding college, or D) sue the university?.. http://fk.cm/4683802
The bacon Manhattan, made with bacon-infused bourbon and candied bacon bits. Has bacon finally jumped the shark? ..... http://fk.cm/4683037
Louisiana Attorney general announce criminal investigation of ACORN for embezzlement, for an incident which happened.. http://fk.cm/4682067
You know times are tough when students are being asked to bring their own toilet paper to school [Strange] http://fk.cm/4681098
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Hundreds of thousands of Chinese march on Tiannamen Square to celebrate 60 years of Communism. Say what you will abo.. http://fk.cm/4681502
Picture of Iran test firing a missile shows UFO tracking the weapon. I want to believe aliens are going to protect u.. http://fk.cm/4680409
Farmer sprays milk on policemen during a protest against falling milk prices. Fark: With a cow (yes, there's a pic) .. http://fk.cm/4679852
Scottish police chief notes all the women raped last week in his town were drunk. Fails to realize all the women not.. http://fk.cm/4679409
RT @elena_lopez: RT @mashable: Monitor Your Electricity Usage in Real-Time With Google PowerMeter - http://bit.ly/NGZG9
Monday, October 5, 2009
For some inexplicable reason, the Supreme Court has declined to hear the case of Ernie Young, aka "Jason Presley", w.. http://fk.cm/4677681
The best pictures of a hungry polar bear sticking its head through a porthole you'll see today [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4677235
Alabama Judge accused of letting defendants off if they got him off first [Sad] http://fk.cm/4677169
"Mi Suk Yang" arrested for prostitution. Wonder what tipped them off? [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4676730
SHOCK REPORT: women's gossip magazine wants to reinvent itself as "credible news source", with EXCLUSIVE WEIGHT LOSS.. http://fk.cm/4676634
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Public college surprised to learn that students have rights that are protected by the First Amendment [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4676113
So you've got a problem with contraband tobacco coming from reservations in your province. Do you: c) sue the compan.. http://fk.cm/4675903
Governor Paterson opens world's longest pedestrian bridge, says the view's great [Cool] http://fk.cm/4675874
You knew it had to happen sooner or later - Chicago Sun-Times blames Bush for their town not getting the Olympics [D.. http://fk.cm/4675376
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Tomorrow is International Pickle Day, so quit your brining, and go out and dill with it [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4675424
Latest issue of Glamour magazine finally honors fat women as beautiful too. Next issue, back to the anorexia parade .. http://fk.cm/4674850
Britain's NHS conducts the world's first census on autism. Much to Jenny McCarthy's dismay, they didn't just count e.. http://fk.cm/4675014
One year after marijuana was decriminalized, people are smoking no more or less than they ever did but we need tough.. http://fk.cm/4674811
"Architecturally, Toronto is a city for people who can't stand Venice. There are large parts of Toronto that you can.. http://fk.cm/4674656
Ranger dies in Afghanistan saving 6 lives, donates organs and tissue to 75 people. Superhero tag wouldn't suffice [H.. http://fk.cm/4674164
When emptying your pockets before going through a metal detector at a courthouse it is best to not toss a bag of wee.. http://fk.cm/4674269
Friday, October 2, 2009
The evolution of a white crackhead, courtesy of this week's TSG mugshot roundup [Cool] http://fk.cm/4674065
Like father, like son. And to think all you got from your dad was a genetic tendency for alcoholism and this uncomfo.. http://fk.cm/4673257
Monty Python fan tells judge to "get on with it" during his sentencing. It turns out that the judge is not fond of B.. http://fk.cm/4672856
"Rifle and pistol-packing pilots of dirigibles, balloons, gliders, flying trikes, gyroplanes and powered parachutes .. http://fk.cm/4672716
While hiding in a refrigerator may save you from an atomic blast, it isn't going to hide you from the cops [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4672652
Thursday, October 1, 2009
The mattress has been removed. We repeat, the mattress has been removed. You are now all safe to return to your dail.. http://fk.cm/4672490
Lame: You're on parole, driving on a suspended license and a cop pulls up next to you and smells the 100 lbs of pot .. http://fk.cm/4672414
Real estate company sues Steve McNair's widow for back rent on mistress' apartment [Asinine] http://bit.ly/12zl7U
Happy 60th birthday Red China. Hope your next 60 years is even better. Love, The rest of the World [Hero] http://bit.ly/18PPIf
It's not every day you come home to find some strange police officer passed-out drunk in your bed [Strange] http://bit.ly/1517ck
Bill Maher to receive award for contributions to atheism and science. The fact that he's not an atheist and is .. http://bit.ly/AZHif
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