Thursday, December 31, 2009
Home invaders take pants from 11 people, suspects described as appearing Haggard [Weird] http://fk.cm/4897801
Celebrities aren't the only ones who enjoy inflicting challenging names on their children, just ask Crystal Sunshine .. http://fk.cm/4897935
If one half of conjoined twins murdered a person, would the courts have to punish both of them? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4897815
Mugging victim knows that her iPhone is being sent to Apple for replacement by the mugger. Apple care? Not much [Asin.. http://fk.cm/4897248
Family visits relative's grave, discover she has really bad case of athlete's foot [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4897265
Government discovers couple in 70s have access to free heat, orders them to buy fuel like everyone else [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4896712
Today's weather forecast: De-icing trucks spraying vodak on the streets to melt the snow, followed by scattered Farke.. http://fk.cm/4895708
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
The TSA is hard at work at correcting the problems the arose on the flight to Detroit. Hahahaha....just kidding, they.. http://fk.cm/4895947
Great Moments in Socialized Medicine #2,739: Cut off your ring finger? No problem: The nearest hospital will let you .. http://fk.cm/4895831
Transportation employee who sent out pics of Obama shining Palin's shoes may soon be hitting the road [Ironic] http://fk.cm/4895340
How the Grinch stole after Christmas the court decision regarding the giant fake penis he wore to a meeting on pot cl.. http://fk.cm/4895456
Rubbed the wrong way by rudderless American flight security guidelines, Dutch authorities plan to institute full-body.. http://fk.cm/4895114
Injured drunk woman treated at hospital after she conveniently crashed her car into it [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4894428
Woman goes into cardiac arrest during labor and dies on the table. Doctors perform emergency C-section only to find t.. http://fk.cm/4894198
Rural county citizens split over first stoplight, which sister is hotter [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4893949
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
If you steal a diesel truck, it's probably not a good idea to fill it with unleaded gas and then call the police when.. http://fk.cm/4893954
Company offers free trip to Mexico, if you take their anti-diarrhea drug. Should be defecation of a lifetime [Interes.. http://fk.cm/4893795
Woman school teacher going to prison for not being hot enough to get away with having sex with a student [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4893698
Women who get a whiff of a man's 'sexual' sweat experience heightened mood and sexual arousal. Those who smelled his .. http://fk.cm/4892983
Meet Christine, who lost 54 pounds from a steady diet at Taco Bell. Well, duh [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4892533
Original Homestar viewers are now all members of AARP. Why won't Homestar just go away? [Sad] http://fk.cm/4891952
Monday, December 28, 2009
Shooting your ______ in the ____ as a disciplinary measure. It's in Florida so I'm sure you can fill in the blanks [F.. http://fk.cm/4892081
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with th.. http://fk.cm/4891750
Two former Guantanamo detainees released in 2007 were Al Qaeda leaders who planned the attempted bombing of NWA 253. .. http://fk.cm/4891821
Debt in America: strategically default on your mortgage and downgrade from the SUV to a used Corolla. Debt in Egypt: .. http://fk.cm/4891352
CNN accused of "checkbook journalism" after paying the Dutch passenger who subdued the Dumbass Christmas Plane Would-.. http://fk.cm/4891615
The Belly Fat Cure: Discover the New Carb Swap System and Lose 4 to 9 lbs. Every Week http://bit.ly/4vzika
Obamacare won't make a difference because Americans are too drunk, lazy, fat and stupid to stay out of the hospital t.. http://fk.cm/4891199
The dazzling deductive skills of the Northhampton, MA police have led them to label as "suspicious", 9 fires that all.. http://fk.cm/4890886
College campuses are adding more and more "green majors" to their rosters, opening up a career path for those who can.. http://fk.cm/4890796
With Tiger Woods being dropped from sponsorships left and right, be a good sport and Photoshop him in some new sponso.. http://fk.cm/4878221
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a giant stainless steel Lenin with a feminised Chairman Mao on hi.. http://fk.cm/4890575
Czechs Hungary to Pole the Communist Party out of elections, which they claim is abSerb and could Croat a bad precede.. http://fk.cm/4890208
Sunday, December 27, 2009
"In a setback for U.S. interests in Central America, voters in Honduras elect, as their new president, Rod Blagojevic.. http://fk.cm/4890250
Not News: Student punished for sneaking out of school. News: Student's punishment is standing outside in the cold. Fa.. http://fk.cm/4890065
Police in Texas looking for murder suspect described as a white supremacist named Bubba who drives a pickup with Repu.. http://fk.cm/4889896
Roman Polanski is overwhelmed by the support since his arrest, makes him feel like a 13-year-old again [Misc] http://fk.cm/4890203
Ivana Trump taken off of plane for doing what we all wish we could do to homegrown terrorists [Florida] http://fk.cm/4889096
Awesome: scientists discover guaranteed fountain of youth, a way for everyone to live longer, cancer-free. Bad: by ea.. http://fk.cm/4888735
Police forced to drop 'Christmas' from poster advertising their increased public presence over holidays in case it up.. http://fk.cm/4888732
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Swedish researchers conclude there is probably no Santa. Here comes the science [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4888905
The latest beauty treatment which might possibly be bullshiat: human placenta [Weird] http://fk.cm/4888739
Flying to suck even harder - new restrictions after Nigerian bomber include not leaving one's seat for the last hour .. http://fk.cm/4888335
Female PhD student gets sick of hearing complaints about women parking, decides to do scientific study to prove them .. http://fk.cm/4888094
Couple wants to return adopted son who tried to burn down their house , leaving a note "sorry you have to die" [Scary] http://fk.cm/4888103
Not News: Cat goes missing. News: Cat is found. Fark: 12 years later. Welcome to the Christmas miracle edition of Cat.. http://fk.cm/4885688
Jesus appears on banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron come to adore Him [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4887366
Thomas the Tank Engine comes to life: English steam locomotive subs for electric trains delayed by snow and ice; Sir .. http://fk.cm/4887395
Friday, December 25, 2009
Actor Charlie Sheen was arrested early Friday and charged with second degree assault and menacing and criminal mischi.. http://fk.cm/4887238
Girl suspended for bringing peppermint oil to school. "The oil is an unregulated over-the-counter drug" [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4887149
Fool breaks into a police officer's home. The mugshot tells the rest of the story [Fail] http://fk.cm/4886635
58-year-old woman arrested for having sex with 14-year-old boy. W/pic of "dear god, what the hell was he thinking?" [.. http://fk.cm/4886556
If you're intoxicated and driving with a suspended license, don't call 911 to tell dispatchers that you've just been .. http://fk.cm/4886773
A tugboat put in service to help prevent another oil spill disaster runs aground on the same reef the Exxon Valdez di.. http://fk.cm/4886337
12-yr old takes a ride on his trail bike. Feels the wind in his hair, fence picket through his gut [Scary] http://fk.cm/4886451
Chickasaw Nation makes generous donation to OU Cancer Institute, will be renamed Chemosabe Research Center [Cool] http://fk.cm/4885934
You're drunk, you're hungry, and you think a dude stole your wallet at a diner. Do you: c) start stabbing people with.. http://fk.cm/4886183
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Finally: Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, and The Muppets performing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" [Video] http://fk.cm/4885669
"I wanna be Santa. My qualifications? I'm Jewish, a teacher, Fulbright scholar, Guggenheim fellow and author of 14 bo.. http://fk.cm/4885144
It's usually a good thing when you end up butt naked at the end of a date. But not this time [Scary] http://fk.cm/4884633
See a penny, pick it up. Good luck you'll have all day. Except when you do it in a Wal-Mart parking lot and a Toyota .. http://fk.cm/4884923
Old and busted: Crying over spilled milk. New hotness: Punching and holding the head of a woman under water in a road.. http://fk.cm/4884299
Woman who cried at sight of Krystal's restaurant named to Hall Of Fame; "You know you're a redneck when your sister's.. http://fk.cm/4883572
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
When the cops are following you and the hood of your car flips up smashing your windshield, just hang your head out t.. http://fk.cm/4883425
TSA agents discover the difficulty of conventional security measures on Santa's elves. "It was like a puzzle finding .. http://fk.cm/4883128
Craig Lynch is looking for an unmarked car, a hack-saw, and trash bags for mafia wars. [Comment] [Like] [Help Craig N.. http://fk.cm/4882920
The terrorists can not stop our freedom, not as long as we can order a 6-inch Italian B.M.T [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4882736
Local food isn't always better, the rainforest is a man-made creation, large farms are good for the enviroment, and o.. http://fk.cm/4882417
Woman claims she was strip-searched due to racial profiling, customs agents claim it's because she's hot [Strange] http://fk.cm/4882408
Pro tip: Don't piss off the gas station manager working 18 hour days by trying to rob him -- especially if he has a p.. http://fk.cm/4881444
Man murders neighbor for constantly playing same song at top volume for more than a week [Scary] http://fk.cm/4881229
On the ninth day of Christmas, a stranger gave to me, a hatchett through the window of my car [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4880789
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
There will be no New Years Eve fireworks over San Diego bay this year, thanks to environmentalists complaining about .. http://fk.cm/4880819
It's December 23rd, and you know what that means; it's time to put up the pole, prepare for the feats of strength. Ha.. http://fk.cm/4880408
Girls who have sex in their teens are at greater risk of developing cervical cancer, being popular [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4880107
Snoopy named top dog in US pop culture, narrowly eking out a win over Kathy Griffin, Progressive Flo, and Hayden Pane.. http://fk.cm/4879978
Libertarians need to rethink support for drug legalization because some guy choked on a plastic bag or something abou.. http://fk.cm/4879739
San Antonio River Walk to be more wheelchair friendly, hey that's great bec.... spalsh [Cool] http://fk.cm/4878977
Author's book receives unfavorable Amazon reviews. Does she: a) laugh graciously, b) shrug it off, c) call the FBI [A.. http://fk.cm/4878634
FBI investigates alleged hacking and online theft at Citigroup, who flatly denies that any of the $24.37, two rubber .. http://fk.cm/4878263
Air traffic control goes dark at the Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport as the entire series of power tubes .. http://fk.cm/4877825
"Stripping provides an opportunity for me to spread some holiday cheer the way I know best: with my big knockers" [Sp.. http://fk.cm/4877679
Monday, December 21, 2009
Usually when buildings shake in San Diego it's because of earthquakes or military testing, but this time nobody knows.. http://fk.cm/4877544
Nanny State bans town from bringing reindeer to a mall because it might snow and people looking at the reindeer could.. http://fk.cm/4876726
What happens when a foreclosure company makes a mistake? For this woman, her locks were changed, her condo was emptie.. http://fk.cm/4876288
Sacramento City Council learns that saying, "Yeah, sure, go ahead" to developers who want to build isn't exactly lega.. http://fk.cm/4876340
If you're running out of space to keep dozens of cats in your tiny apartment, don't overlook the storage capacity of .. http://fk.cm/4875302
Ahmadinejad says that Iran's nuclear bomb plans are fake. Adds that if someone has genuine ones, they'd gladly make a.. http://fk.cm/4874438
Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: January through March [Survey] http://fk.cm/4875211
Autism rates jump 60 percent in 4 years. Help us, Jenny McCarthy, you're our only hope [Scary] http://fk.cm/4874373
Sweet, sweet bourbon is found to give the worst hangovers in a study obviously bankrolled by the vodak industry [Obvi.. http://fk.cm/4873261
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Ugly assed ♬baby beluga, baby beluga in the deep blue sea♬ born at Shedd Aquarium [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4872813
Boy gets trapped in gun safe at Costco. Parents required to undergo background checks, licensing, and wait 7 days bef.. http://fk.cm/4873124
Genius goes hunting boar while dressed in animal skins. It ended pretty much the way you would expect [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4872465
Brittany Murphy, star of "Clueless" and "8 Mile," died last night after full cardiac arrest at 32 [Sad] http://fk.cm/4872491
Fly-covered goat and horse carcasses in uninspected, unlicensed slaughterhouses lacking basic sanitation. This is not.. http://fk.cm/4871997
Police are combing the streets for barber who stabbed two other barbers after a hairy altercation. Neither are expect.. http://fk.cm/4871019
Blizzard forces nude bicycle protestors to roll on Shabbos bundled up from head to toe through Hasidic neighborhood [.. http://fk.cm/4870720
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Mexico wants you to know Tijuana is not all about cheap tequila, diseased whores, and corrupt cops. There's a new, im.. http://fk.cm/4870371
6-year old girl saves her Mom's life by crawling through broken window of wrecked car, climbing back up the ravine th.. http://fk.cm/4870729
Should you ever find yourself likely to have to make a swift getaway from a farm, it helps to know the location of th.. http://fk.cm/4869855
Not news: man jumps from plane. News: parachute doesn't open and he survives the landing. Fark: he plans to jump agai.. http://fk.cm/4869774
Teacher tapes porn over educational video and accidentally shows it to sixth graders. Parents shocked -- not so much .. http://fk.cm/4869726
Dating? Without permission from the government? It's less likely than you think [Scary] http://fk.cm/4869482
Drunken idiot who stole bus and hit 50 other cars during a 30-mile joyride explains "he just wanted to get home" [Dum.. http://fk.cm/4869167
Tell Me Your LAW of ATTRACTION Rapid Manifesting Tips & Stories- john sandhu "Law of Attraction" http://bit.ly/5eaPkS
Friday, December 18, 2009
800 sheep and 40 cattle killed by Walla tip fire. BBQ trifecta is sick due to overeating [Sick] http://fk.cm/4867904
A tasty tragedy, 60 cows are killed in barn fire. Accidental BBQ trifecta now in play [Sad] http://fk.cm/4866823
Tens of thousands of Australian washing machines to be recalled after a series of shocking complaints. Generally you .. http://fk.cm/4866031
You know how it goes, you go to a party, go home drunk, have a smoke in your back yard and then try to have sex with .. http://fk.cm/4865643
Two-legged dog helps disabled vets make it on their own. Lil Brudder approves [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4864947
Truck hauling 4000 cases of beer ran off the road in Papua, New Guinea. Since this is Fark, you know what happened ne.. http://fk.cm/4865055
Fugitive doctor tries to avoid capture by performing impromtu surgery on own neck [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4865243
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Hurricanes, crime, and poverty notwithstanding, Louisiana is the happiest state in the nation [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4864889
Fortune picks top 10 dumbest things that happened in the financial world. It apparently took dozens of staffers worki.. http://fk.cm/4864753
Woman, 24, commits suicide by jumping off Mackinac Bridge in Michigan. "Apparently, she was depressed. That's the num.. http://fk.cm/4864373
After sticking A Fistful of Metal in his arm trying to attain A State of Euphoria, Scotsman is no longer Among the Li.. http://fk.cm/4864014
BlackBerry users dealing with network outage. This submission will greenlight at 1:30, but you won't see it until 6:0.. http://fk.cm/4863211
Computer hacker asks for a reduced sentence because he as Asperger Syndrome, but he'll have to convince the judge tha.. http://fk.cm/4863206
You think the woman you are driving behind is going too slow. Do you, c) pull alondside the car and threaten the pass.. http://fk.cm/4862355
Australian government internet filter expected to be 'great, glorious success' [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4861844
Protip: If you want to remain a member of your exclusive golf club, you might want to make sure the "modeling agency".. http://fk.cm/4861521
Woman jailed on $7,500 bond for not returning the 53 DVDs she borrowed from the public library. W/"whatever" mugshot .. http://fk.cm/4860491
City issues ban on smoking in all public parks, then agrees not to have police enforce it, opting istead for "peer en.. http://fk.cm/4860564
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 241: "White". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography] http://fk.cm/4860696
If you go see Aunt Gladys and see she's unconscious and not breathing, call 9-1-1. If you go see Aunt Gladys and see .. http://fk.cm/4859686
"I voted for medical marijuana, but I didn't expect it to be in my backyard," says dumbass who should probably just b.. http://fk.cm/4859523
Parents' Television Council files indecency complaint against "Family Guy" with the FCC. This is not a repeat from ev.. http://fk.cm/4858816
Real men of genius. Today we celebrate you, Mr "Why the hell shouldn't I mount a rocket launcher on my motorbike?" gu.. http://fk.cm/4858299
German quartet sensibly and efficiently chased into freezing shipping container by marauding wild pigs in the dead of.. http://fk.cm/4857906
Canadian healthcare still better than U.S., except for that little glitch where old people have to divorce in order t.. http://fk.cm/4857578
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
If you could bring a person (real or fictional) from the past to the present for 48 hours, who would you choose and w.. http://fk.cm/4857435
City commissioner is asked to put nativity scene on courthouse lawn, but decides a flashing T-Rex and Loch Ness monst.. http://fk.cm/4857214
NJ pharmacist charged with stealing 3,670 Valium. Asked to comment, he said, "Mmmrrrphhlll" and lolled his head aroun.. http://fk.cm/4856924
Oral Roberts killed by God at 91 for not raising enough money, having provocative name [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/4856572
Illinois prison to take Gitmo detainees, making this the second time that an Illinois inmate is on a mission from God.. http://fk.cm/4855054
You get into a dispute with another gym member over first dibs on the elliptical machine. Do you, c) call your two pa.. http://fk.cm/4854831
Monday, December 14, 2009
If you MUST rob a bank, don't make your getaway in your BMW with personalized plates bearing your name [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4853325
The Gin And Titonic Ice Tray lets you make four icebergs and one ice-replica of the Titanic. "Sick and distasteful." .. http://fk.cm/4852961
Let's see now, √((r²-l²)+(l+k)² - (√(r²-l²)-w)²)-l-... GOD DAMMIT, Get out of my parking spot [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4852221
Pair of shadey characters robbing optometry stores last seen driving away in a 20/10 Cataract. Police are focusing in.. http://fk.cm/4851983
Merry Christmas arrested; doesn't have presents of mind to beat the wrap [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4851232
Judge rules cyberbullies still have First Amendment rights. "If all cruel teasing led to suicide, the human race woul.. http://fk.cm/4851291
Stephen King pays $12,999 to bus 150 National Guardsmen home to Maine for the holidays, because $13,000 would have be.. http://fk.cm/4850834
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Wisconsin town installs power-saving LED traffic lights, which really are great, except in winter, because they don't.. http://fk.cm/4850817
Side jobs that doctors have: 1) Public Speakers; 2) Authors; 3) Researchers; 4) Punk Rockers. Huh, ...WTF? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4850357
Dominee, the Farker laid up in a coma because of pneumonia is finally awake, and yes - the first thing he asked for w.. http://fk.cm/4850184
Photoshop this preliminary Large Hadron Collider collision (while there's still time) [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4838845
"Hi, you've reached the Department of Justice. We're building a file on Joe Arpaio, and if you have anything to share.. http://fk.cm/4849940
Just in time for the ball drop: two glasses of Champagne each day is good for you, thanks to several unnamed French s.. http://fk.cm/4849934
Cash starved schools may soon have your kids going to a McLecture in the Nike Gymnasium. Tomorrows math test will be .. http://fk.cm/4849648
Man has crush on woman and wants to get her to notice him. Does he a) send her flowers, b) buy her candy or c) urinat.. http://fk.cm/4849285
The coolest family photographs you'll see all day: family portraits of all 56 ethnic groups in China [Cool] http://fk.cm/4849027
Saturday, December 12, 2009
US and Japan agree on open air policy. You would too if your diet consisted of rice, sprouts, and seaweed [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4848878
For the second time in weeks Detroit police mistake a movie crew filming a crime scene for the real thing. "Talk abou.. http://fk.cm/4848994
Harvard, Dartmouth, Cornell and Boston College reduced to making Hogwarts comparison to pimp themselves out. Cornell .. http://fk.cm/4848748
Put on some soft music, dim the lights, and mix a batch of banana daiquiris. The Buffalo Zoo is getting back into the.. http://fk.cm/4848826
Flash mob at library goes south in a hurry: "It was all positive until the pepper spray" [Fail] http://fk.cm/4848588
New energy-efficient traffic lights in Wisconsin cause accidents because they don't generate enough heat to melt the .. http://fk.cm/4848334
Actual Headline: Christmas tree farmer expects pre-holiday rush. Quick, to the Romerocopter [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4848382
12 year-old boy suspended for dealing on campus. He was selling potato chips [Fail] http://fk.cm/4848100
Man who plays Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting. He'll never be able to show his face again [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4847819
An 85-year old Israeli man recently went to a doctor for the first time in 65 years after having a heart attack. Whic.. http://fk.cm/4847000
Friday, December 11, 2009
What is best in life? To break into Dad's museum and steal $20M worth of paintings. Fark: with a backhoe [Weird] http://fk.cm/4846161
Town that is $8 million in debt: "You guys want a Christmas tree? Fine, there's one in the park that needs cutting do.. http://fk.cm/4846750
Sitters vs. Standers: Who knew there was more than one way, and what's wrong with the 50% of you out there doing it w.. http://fk.cm/4845773
Today: China offers $1,465 for each link to porn. Tomorrow before breakfast: Pretty much the entire world economy is .. http://fk.cm/4845843
You've decided to drill a borehole to install geothermal heating in your hotel. That's good, but you might want to ju.. http://fk.cm/4844169
Shelbyville woman arrested for riding horse in Christmas parade while drunk. Duff cans have not been located [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4844031
Does your private school have a different holiday schedule than the public schools? The DC Police would like you to h.. http://fk.cm/4844015
Swine flu is far less dangerous than originally feared. EVERYBODY UN-PANIC [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4843448
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Knowing the average Farker, I'd say about half of you will try this at work [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4843447
And so it begins: Tiger Woods mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, is in talks to pose for Playboy [PSA] http://fk.cm/4843555
Slow news day in Seattle upgraded from "It's farking cold outside" to "Bovine trapped in frozen creek" [Silly] http://fk.cm/4842224
It's not my fault this article is terrible. Take it up with the author. Or better yet, let's go after Drew, since he .. http://fk.cm/4842137
Knoxville teen, found in exploded house, thought to have been killed by house exploding [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4841998
7 foods experts won't eat. Scrapple mysteriously missing from the list [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4841670
Smith also admitted to police that she sodomized the victim, saying, "that she did this as a joke." [Sick] http://fk.cm/4840806
UPS truck skids on snowy road - into the path of an oncoming train. Fortunately, uniform pants were already brown [Sc.. http://fk.cm/4840668
Dartmouth's obscene heckling of Harvard at a recent squash match is wrinkling up sweater vests throughout the Ivy Lea.. http://fk.cm/4840067
A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, merciless to POWs, obedient, cheerful, brave, .. http://fk.cm/4839923
Ric Romero: Tattoos could destroy your chance at getting a job. 1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4839805
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Chemical compound found in hops may prevent prostate cancer. It probably doesn't, but drink your beer, just to be on .. http://fk.cm/4839933
Religion in America is now similar to a mix 'n match value menu. You can order a crispy ranch melt, three cheezapeno .. http://fk.cm/4839401
Spend trillions of dollars to combat climate change, or face "extinction of the human race". OOGABOOGA ARE YOU SCARED.. http://fk.cm/4838728
Neighbors beg a woman to stop feeding the vultures. Wish she would just carrion with her life [Strange] http://fk.cm/4838138
Ever wonder just what protocol the TSA uses to ruin your flight? ABC news provides a handy link to an easily uncensor.. http://fk.cm/4836602
Michigan police on the hunt for "Bad Breath Bandit." The Scope of his crime wave? He a-Certs himself, hints that ther.. http://fk.cm/4836171
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
"Food swaps" catching on among groups whose members enjoy cooking large batches of food and swapping them with other .. http://fk.cm/4835430
New study finds that casual sex does not lead to low self-esteem. Burning pee and syphilis, yes, but not low self-est.. http://fk.cm/4834647
Squirrel knocks out power to 9,000 people in Ohio (w/ pic of what squirrels celebrating a major power outage in Ohio .. http://fk.cm/4834543
The only thing worse than having to rescue a swimming cow from Darwin harbor is finding the cow doesn't particularly .. http://fk.cm/4833785
If you're going to throw tomatoes at Sarah Palin, work on your aim first, or you might hit a cop [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4832078
Monday, December 7, 2009
Blind foreign exchange students celebrate 20 years of coming to Worcester, or so they've been led to believe [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4831973
Teens who get The Talk from their parents wait longer before having sex, since it takes time for the creeped out feel.. http://fk.cm/4831232
Sheriff Joe Arpaio must be doing something right because he's managed to rack up $7 million in legal fees in the past.. http://fk.cm/4830925
You want to see your incarcerated boyfriend. Do you a) wait for visiting hours? b) wait for him to do his time? c) ge.. http://fk.cm/4830408
"There are certain things a suspect expects a cop to say and 'always blow on the pie' is not one of them" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4829997
If you don't remember why December 7 is an important day, this guy remembers [Hero] http://fk.cm/4829192
Sunday, December 6, 2009
After closed meeting on openness, Obama talks up the downside of the left being right about looking backward on forwa.. http://fk.cm/4828497
U.S. Air Force ends ban on recruits with tattoos on their saluting arms, admitting yeah, they'll pretty much take wha.. http://fk.cm/4828100
Here's some asshat writing how peeps online don't mind their p's and q's. Asshat, I tell ya' [Fail] http://fk.cm/4828030
Teacher did not inappropriately touch students. In other news, students will lie about lots of things [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4827402
BASE* jumper dies in Arizona. (Building, Antenna, oh SHIAT - ELECTRICITY) [Scary] http://fk.cm/4826730
Chicken Cordon Blow case means yet another thing we won't be able to take on planes anymore [Weird] http://fk.cm/4826355
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Bar owner commits crimes against humanity. Specifically, he decieved people into drinking Milwaukee's Best [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4826703
Cambridge University discovers that some condoms on campus contain little pricks [Scary] http://fk.cm/4826458
MIT team wins DARPA balloon challenge. Thanks for all of your effort, Farkers. We put up a good fight [Followup] http://fk.cm/4826766
College's "dispel-a-stereotype" event wants you to know that yes, all atheists are goths with chalk-white makeup and .. http://fk.cm/4825966
And here's your WTF story of the week: Minneapolis theater extends its run of "A Klingon Christmas Carol" [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4825704
Britain's crappiest Christmas tree, compared to a giant traffic cone, to be replaced for - you guessed it - health an.. http://fk.cm/4825091
If you notice an eight-foot red weather balloon today while you're driving around, please let Fark know (Last reminde.. http://fk.cm/4825527
Your cat spends 22% of it's time looking out windows, 4% hiding dead animals in your bedroom [Cool] http://fk.cm/4820667
Overweight, 57-year-old teacher strips during class: "I was trying to be cool" [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4824386
Friday, December 4, 2009
Media whipping up fears that burglars are now chalking some sort of weird hobo code around houses to let fellow crimi.. http://fk.cm/4824741
Whether you believe in global warming or not there will definitely be some bed warming in Copenhagen as prostitutes o.. http://fk.cm/4824069
For the fourteenth straight day, the three broadcast networks have failed to report on the great and growing ClimateG.. http://fk.cm/4824544
[Kremlin] reports that a [US gov't] airplane piloted by [CIA agents] and carrying a cargo of [mutated swine flu virus.. http://fk.cm/4823141
A list of top paying US jobs. Anesthesiologist is at #1 cause everyone wants to get paid to pass gas [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4822429
Ric Romero reports that HDTVs might be big sellers this holiday season...and reveals you can hook certain TVs up to t.. http://fk.cm/4821496
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Woman charged with a felony for taping four minutes of "New Moon." If she'd videotaped the whole thing, they would ha.. http://fk.cm/4820428
Man faces cyberstalking charges after sending 27 in less than an hour to a blogger. "I probably frightened her" [Inte.. http://fk.cm/4820051
The state of Nebraska wants to remind you to voluntarily claim sales tax on your internet purchases [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4819704
New Reagan app for your iReagan lets you Reagan all Reagan, whether you're sitting in your Reagan or driving your Rea.. http://fk.cm/4819658
If there was any doubt as to which list William C. Caldwell III of Georgia is on, it was eliminated when he dressed a.. http://fk.cm/4819659
Southerners have a higher risk of stroke, especially with their sister [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4818549
One of the world's leading dog photographers has died at age 13. With links to portfolio of his favorite subjects, in.. http://fk.cm/4816772
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted" [A.. http://fk.cm/4817768
Denver School Board gets into a spat on Monday, decide the best use of taxpayer dollars is to talk to a marriage coun.. http://fk.cm/4817213
We're going to need a lot more popcorn: Sickout and bomb threat after MSCO officer goes to jail [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4816448
Sardine juice, condoms, lubricant, rival teachers, and a seventh grader. Yes, there's a mugshot [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4816566
If you pay handsomely for hand sanitizers, you'll be happy to know they sort of work -- if you wash your hands vigoro.. http://fk.cm/4815624
"It's hard to see your wife in the same way after you have watched her shoot a revolver and learn body combat. It pro.. http://fk.cm/4815660
Cocktail waitress claims Tiger Woods scored another hole in one (w/pic) [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4814832
Woman suffers from mysterious disorder that turns her into a sex addict while she's asleep. Well, "suffers" might be .. http://fk.cm/4815017
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
"In 1872, the NY Times published two dozen letters on the subject of scrapple, a steampunk prototype for online food .. http://fk.cm/4814189
There is only one response when your neighbor is chasing you with a lawnmower blade and asking you if you've ever see.. http://fk.cm/4813210
Apparently, Charles Dickens left us with one, and only one, manuscript of "A Christmas Carol", and he edited that so .. http://fk.cm/4813050
If you live in Maricopa County, you may want to get stocked up on popcorn. The Arizona cop ordered to apologize to th.. http://fk.cm/4812842
"Russia has fallen behind the United States in the race to arm sea mammals" [Strange] http://fk.cm/4811422
Man watching football on TV is surprised when a deer bursts into his home for a rousing game of "pursue and sack" [Am.. http://fk.cm/4811342
Dancing queen attending the "World's Largest Disco" Saturday night spills his beer on a man. Tries to hustle away but.. http://fk.cm/4810873
North Korea sharply revalues currency. With the new exchange rate, it will now take two wons to make a wight [Interes.. http://fk.cm/4810486
Italian police turn their £150,000 Lamborghini Gallardo into a jump ramp for mini cars. (pics) [Fail] http://fk.cm/4810549
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