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Thursday, April 29, 2010
Remember the racist guy with the 9/11 pickup truck who said he's not racist? Yeah, he's definitely racist. Here's his.. http://fk.cm/5256975
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NYC drivers crossing the city's most dangerous intersections will soon be getting help from countdown clocks to deter.. http://fk.cm/5255599
Whatever, try, maybe I don't know. I'll get back to you. Yes, but if...I guess we'll see [Strange] http://fk.cm/5255362
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Apparently, Farkers have more in common with readers of The Economist than either thought [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5249485
Arizona's cops want the federal government to pay for them to be trained to enforce the state's new immigration law [.. http://fk.cm/5248408
A woman holding a baby fretted that potential clients with brain damage probably led lives of daring and danger [Asin.. http://fk.cm/5248505
"Sheen visible in Gulf." Must have followed the wrecked cars and lines of coke [Followup] http://fk.cm/5247636
Five ways the new "Obama Club" in Shanghai stacks up against the Obama administration. Forgot to mention #6: No matte.. http://fk.cm/5247965
"The plants were seedlings ranging in size from three inches to one foot tall and were worth $80,000, according to th.. http://fk.cm/5247521
Michigan man duct-tapes 9,000 Ecstasy tablets to his legs and tries to get into Ontario. Hilarity ensues [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5247196
Government sources say there are aliens who have assumed human form and are living in the US, including one that was .. http://fk.cm/5246906
Monday, April 26, 2010
An autopsy has failed to conclusively determine the cause of death of a man shot by the police. Here's a clue for you.. http://fk.cm/5246635
Greece decides the best way to increase tourism is by not allowing visitors to leave [Scary] http://fk.cm/5245861
Man sues convenience store for refusing to sell him a winning lotto ticket. I smell class action [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5245704
Everybody loves this pet store diaper-wearing monkey, except for one woman. That leads to a criminal probe [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5245472
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In today's "almost like the Holocaust" sample of human suffering, American travelers stranded in Europe by volcano ar.. http://fk.cm/5244257
Nanny State takes grandmother to court for... *spins the Wheel of Disproportionate Justice* ... putting cardboard box.. http://fk.cm/5244179
Can't get a taxi when trying to leave a nightclub? Obviously this is an emergency, so call 911 to get a ride. Over an.. http://fk.cm/5243513
"The British government has apologized to Pope Benedict for a government memo suggesting that he could launch Benedic.. http://fk.cm/5243883
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Not News: Two towns argue over boundary. Fark: Towns used old maps, not GPS to solve the issue [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5243171
Not news: A teacher gets her stolen car back. Fark: It was a hell of a lot better than when it was stolen [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5243040
For over 17,544 hours, Dragonfly Forest has offered a traditional 7200 minute summer camp experience for autistic chi.. http://fk.cm/5242912
Good news everyone. New regulations kicking in Thursday mean that airlines will no longer be able to hold you hostage.. http://fk.cm/5241886
Our brains have been hardwired to immediately crave food when we see the McDonald's logo. Well, I think that's just p.. http://fk.cm/5242112
One in five Britons believes the elusive wild haggis still roams free in Scotland. Mmm... haggis [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5241915
A cuddle is better than sex, according to a survey of men who wanted to get the survey taker in the sack [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5241395
Gallant shows respect for the dead and adheres to cemetery rules. Goofus steals brass vases from headstones and gets .. http://fk.cm/5241679
Joey Chestnut downs 8 pounds, 7 ounces of asparagus in under 12 minutes, peels wallpaper in bathroom after contest [S.. http://fk.cm/5241171
Woman loses eye in bathroom from another woman's stiletto. Now that's what I call a wide stance [Scary] http://fk.cm/5241193
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Australia's homeless community receives $3 million worth of pineapple. For those of you playing along at home, that's.. http://fk.cm/5241039
Workers at a Massachusetts shellfish plant were surprised to discover their haul contained wooden crates of undetonat.. http://fk.cm/5240937
Hu Jintao's personal limo is part Rolls Royce, part Cadillac, part retro-futurism and whole lot of crazy [Cool] http://fk.cm/5240241
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Close to 950,000 Facebook users have "liked" a page hoping for President Obama to join Michael Jackson and a host of .. http://fk.cm/5240295
Not news: Woman fired from department store. Still not news: she only worked 8 hours a week. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE: she .. http://fk.cm/5240032
Los Angeles inserts 0.6 second red light between yellow and green to boost revenue from drivers who blink [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5239757
Swim coach pleads guilty to having sex with underage swimmer. With reasonably hittable pic ... wait, that's a MAN. [i.. http://fk.cm/5239704
Shake and bake mobile meth labs--when you absolutely, positively, have to get there high [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5239230
It's been 25 years since Coca-Cola inflicted an unspeakable atrocity upon the American population [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5239288
If you're a teacher, it's understandable that your hands may get covered in chalk dust. However, offering extra credi.. http://fk.cm/5239204
Friday, April 23, 2010
You are called to your son's school because his classmate cut off his Steven Seagal ponytail in art class. Do you (C).. http://fk.cm/5238601
Saskatchewan bank robber turns out to be a worse ninja than Chris Farley [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5238987
Nails guns are powerful. People are stupid. X-rays reveal what happens when these two fundamental truths come togethe.. http://fk.cm/5238065
Nabisco responds to Revolution Muslim leader's attack on Triscuits after "South Park" fans hacked his web site [Follo.. http://fk.cm/5238284
Arizona Governor signs immigration law, more Mexicans to celebrate Cinco de Mayo at home this year [News] http://fk.cm/5238324
And now for your viewing pleasure, a compilation of the staggering morons on infomercials who can't perform simple ta.. http://fk.cm/5237499
"In a 2009 lab study researchers soaked one cigarette butt in less than a gallon of water for 24 hours, then added mi.. http://fk.cm/5236379
Causes of the 2008 financial crisis: CDOs, subprime mortgages, porn surfing at the SEC, housing bubble. Wait, what? [.. http://fk.cm/5236626
You may have a meth problem if cops find you hiding out in a vat of manure [Sick] http://fk.cm/5236185
Side effects may include dizzyness, dry mouth, constipation, and the desire to steal $400 worth of crosses, solar lig.. http://fk.cm/5235593
Note to North Korea: If you use Babelfish to translate your state-run news stories into English, the results could be.. http://fk.cm/5235754
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Doctors in Spain perform world's first full face transplant. Patient expected to remain in hospital for two months, u.. http://fk.cm/5235572
A man sentenced to death for raping and strangling a 15-year-old girl will get a new trial after it was discovered th.. http://fk.cm/5235232
Man beats up girlfriend over soda. Hopefully you other pop drinkers will get the message [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5235298
"Officer, I'm sorry I ran the lady over, but she was old. So, we're cool right?" [Fail] http://fk.cm/5234741
FEC shuts down a brokerage firm accused of selling investors unregistered debt and the re-investing the money in high.. http://fk.cm/5233251
*Ring* "Hello?" "This is the Zambian Ambassador and I need to..." "Dude, shut up, I'm in class." "Sir, I really am th.. http://fk.cm/5233458
Airlines are demanding European governments pay for their losses caused by the Icelandic volcano eruption, because..b.. http://fk.cm/5233121
Man throws cheeseballs at woman and discovers a whole new meaning of lactose intolerant [Scary] http://fk.cm/5232546
US General: The only way to keep Iran from getting the bomb is to invade and occupy the country [Scary] http://fk.cm/5231290
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Not news: Father won't allow ex-wife visitation rights with her three children. News: she's paralyzed with severe bra.. http://fk.cm/5231335
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Altercation leading to shooting." "Altercation leading to--" BLAM [Scary] http://fk.cm/5231278
Food and Drug Administration says you shouldn't let pets chew on bones from your meals. Your dog wants less governmen.. http://fk.cm/5231168
Iran is increasing the number of paramilitary troops it sends to Venezuela in order to help that country defend itsel.. http://fk.cm/5229987
Nepal is the land of Mount Everest, the birth place of Lord Buddha, and soon-to-be top destination for gay honeymoon .. http://fk.cm/5229200
We have red light cameras, speed cameras, and stop sign cameras, so why not green light cameras? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5228894
If you're drunk and stealing sand from the beach, make sure that you can actually drive it away. In related news: Ste.. http://fk.cm/5227986
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Top ten paying jobs for women. Stripper surprisingly absent from the list [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5227984
If you are going to ground your sixteen year-old daughter and revoke her cell phone priviliges, make sure you take aw.. http://fk.cm/5227463
It's one thing to sweep your landlord's death under the sofa to keep from getting evicted. It's something else altoge.. http://fk.cm/5226797
Angry because the woman on Craigslist who wanted to have videotaped sex in a bear suit backed out and stopped respond.. http://fk.cm/5225524
Desperate for lost sales tax revenue, North Carolina demands Amazon.com turn over all consumer records. Amazon.com de.. http://fk.cm/5225180
Fark's favorite state to start using crime prevention software to predict crimes before they happen. What can possibl.. http://fk.cm/5224883
Queensland police are not amused by Facebook page showing all their unmarked cars [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5224848
Man arrested after following woman around a Target store, exposing his buttocks and 'shaking it'. In other news, Wal-.. http://fk.cm/5224198
Man banned from driving after getting behind the wheel of a toy Barbie car while drunk [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5224096
New ash cloud appears headed toward Britain, threatens to improve weather [Followup] http://fk.cm/5223264
Monday, April 19, 2010
Seagal can avoid any testimony about his allegedly "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal" by settling the .. http://fk.cm/5222476
Three things are certain in life: death, taxes and over due book fines, even for a dead president [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5222461
Man getting testicular cyst removed accidentally gets the volume discount [Scary] http://fk.cm/5221700
Some things you should never ask your parents to do for you. 1) Ask mom to call your work and tell them you're sick. .. http://fk.cm/5220918
How much does a passenger-laden 767 with seized engines at 35,000 feet cost? Apparently not as much as the European e.. http://fk.cm/5220684
UN reports India has more cellular phones than toilets. Somehow priorities really went to pot there [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5220103
Authorities fighting spread of new drug "Sparkle" hampered by fact that they don't know what it is [Strange] http://fk.cm/5220107
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Despite a $900,000 federal grant, state fails to capture its most wanted sex offender. Online journalist, using Googl.. http://fk.cm/5219617
Youngest person to row across Atlantic ate 300 candy bars, listened to 100 books on tape and is smokin' hot [Hero] http://fk.cm/5219670
If you see a bunch of armed men in a national park within sight of the Capitol building tomorrow, don't be alarmed. T.. http://fk.cm/5219203
You've been up all night drinking with your friends. Do you (a) make a fool of yourself in front of the opposite sex .. http://fk.cm/5218950
Here's a questionnaire to let you know what sort of unpowered superhero you are [Silly] http://fk.cm/5218536
Now that the feds may indict him, Sheriff Arpaio might run for governor of Arizona. "These left-wing groups and their.. http://fk.cm/5218462
Colbert: "this is the warped creation of a syphilitic brain." (w/video) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5218266
Mayor compares himself to Jesus after getting caught peeing on a tree. "Yes two blokes got crucified this week ...and.. http://fk.cm/5217585
Tuxedo rental: $125. Limosine rental: $200/hr. Having to call your mom for a ride home because your rented limo was r.. http://fk.cm/5217002
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Boy brings rabid bat to elementary school for show-and-tell, orders round of shots for all his friends [Florida] http://fk.cm/5217312
There's a right way and a wrong way to clean your bong. This is the wrong way [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5217148
President Obama cancels trip to Poland over concerns with plowing his presidential plane through miles of hot Iceland.. http://fk.cm/5216580
Okay, got the pasta done. What's next in the recipe..."add salt and freshly ground black people." WHAT? [Fail] http://fk.cm/5216360
China quake death toll rises to 1339, frustrating submitters everywhere at missed chance for geeky pun [Followup] http://fk.cm/5216152
Tire-shop man, Tire-shop man, Tire-shop man hates Barbershop man. They have a fight. Tire-shop wins. Tire-shop man [M.. http://fk.cm/5215694
TSA says there are no children under 12 on No Fly list. Except, of course, for those on the list [Fail] http://fk.cm/5215798
Not News: Dog plays doting dad to four kittens rejected by their mother. News: Dog was shot in the head three times a.. http://fk.cm/5211573
Catholic church goes too far, now blames porn for child abuse scandal [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5215134
Friday, April 16, 2010
Dieting increases your chances of getting heart disease and cancer. But you'll leave behind a great looking corpse [I.. http://fk.cm/5214682
Russian pilot gets lost and crashes before he could ask for directions from the driver of the tractor he hit [Weird] http://fk.cm/5214165
The truth is that fluoridation and the proclaimed benefit of fluoride as a way of preventing dental decay is perhaps .. http://fk.cm/5214095
Best Daily Show Clip EVAR, featuring the only guy out there that can make Jon Stewart beg for mercy [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5214130
Twenty-year-old woman becomes first person ever to be banned from every pub and club in Britain [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5211802
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Underoos were great when you were a kid. But now, Target will be carrying a large assortment of licensed underwear, w.. http://fk.cm/5211349
When Jennifer Nicholas sees television shows or movies where characters "hook up" or have sex with "friends with bene.. http://fk.cm/5211111
Dear Tenant, we just raised your rent as insurance in the event you die [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5210949
An iPhone. An air conditioner. Dirty underpants. A sock-wearing mannequin. Thousands of cigarette butts. A pregnancy .. http://fk.cm/5210183
Military completing test or of drigibles they believe will give them a decisive advantage in furture conflicts. No, t.. http://fk.cm/5209340
It goes without saying not to use a loaded gun as a sex toy during foreplay [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5208020
Good news: Somebody comes up with something original for Hollywood. Bad news: Building mansions around the Hollywood .. http://fk.cm/5208216
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Homeowner gets upset when neighbors complain about his new deck, so he decides to really give them something to whine.. http://fk.cm/5208095
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 258: "One is the Loneliest Number". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week'.. http://fk.cm/5207804
Man arrested for exposing himself to young girls is also known to throw stones at passing cars. Clearly, this guy lik.. http://fk.cm/5207036
Icelandic authorities evacuated about sadkjnueriuanj people early Wednesday when a vanjfjfnfnekenfn erupted beneath t.. http://fk.cm/5207383
Can The Rank Decoding Engine Software Guarantee Top Search Engine Placement? http://bit.ly/9n28oE #business #marketing
New York dating coach teaches nice guys how pick up chicks, score an 8.9 on Hot or Not, and have enough time to hit t.. http://fk.cm/5206226
Police bust 3rd grader for suspected heroin dealing. Next, on Thomas the Trainspotter [Weird] http://fk.cm/5205472
Old and busted: Wonder Bra. New and bottoms up: Wonder Pants. Fark: For men [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5205214
"Health Reform is a BFD" wins the official T-shirt contest - and they actually admit it and put it on sale [Cool] http://fk.cm/5204352
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Today: Parents hire "evil clown" to stalk, harass kids at birthday parties. Next week: Traumatized precious snowflake.. http://fk.cm/5204414
Bettie Page, FBI Consultant. Offered expert guidance on whips, paddles, rawhide, ropes. Giggety [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5203200
NJ Gov Christie is demanding the teacher's union fire an official because he wrote a memo that referred to Christie a.. http://fk.cm/5202126
Ouch: Police shoot man with 50,000-volt Taser. Farkin Ouch: after he suffers epileptic seizure on the floor in a gym .. http://fk.cm/5202375
Iranian official: We'll be nuclear in a month. But we'll only use it for electricity and food irradiation. And maybe .. http://fk.cm/5201909
What happens when a Christian morals-first pharmacy doesn't sell birth control, condoms, porn, tobacco or makeup? Wel.. http://fk.cm/5201478
For perhaps the first time in history, police are clueless as to whether a spraypainted goat has been attacked by com.. http://fk.cm/5200632
Fugitives on the run try to pull the wool over the eyes of the cops by pulling the wool over their eyes and hiding in.. http://fk.cm/5200918
If you're gonna steal someone's ID in order to steal unemployment benefits, make sure that person isn't on trial for .. http://fk.cm/5200506
Monday, April 12, 2010
Pens to erect big screen outside arena for playoffs. Yeah, I read that wrong the first time too [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5199969
Catholic bishop fingers the Jews for the child molestation scandal. With oddly literal graphic of what "fingering the.. http://fk.cm/5199710
Tips on how to fight an IRS audit. Attempted bribery (especially with pizza) notably absent [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5198838
Mom always said, "Just because you're preparing for the apocalyptic End Times war, doesn't mean you can't get a job.".. http://fk.cm/5198788
Abraham - Its not what you eat, its your alignment with what you are eating (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/bNTw4m
Chinese scientists find cure for cancer. Of course, since it's China, it involves tainting your blood with toxic meta.. http://fk.cm/5197641
What Does Cell Phone GPS Tracking Have To Do With Mobile Phone Advertising With Ad Pods? http://bit.ly/bKboC3
Don't worry Virginia, if you want to recognize April as "Confederate History Month", you go ahead. Mississippi's got .. http://fk.cm/5197844
America's real religion: The belief that everything is someone else's fault [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5197677
Idi Amin's son charged with grievous bodily harm. Prosecutors will probably offer him a deal, but they aren't sure if.. http://fk.cm/5197337
Cow skips the step in the food chain called "Taco Bell", goes straight for the Sewer Pipe instead. Bonus: Beefy Pic g.. http://fk.cm/5197108
Sunday, April 11, 2010
New York's latest annoying item is a) homeless beggars? b) lack of services? or c) tip jars? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5196822
There is cross-dressing, trash-eating homeless man in Berkeley who hates you [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5196221
New York hipsters too busy growing neckbeards and listening to godawful indie music to fill out census form [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5196301
In a rare occurrence for Fark, a story about stalking and a big snake ends with the survival of kittens [Florida] http://fk.cm/5196041
In order to feel less stressed in the classroom, teachers are now using microphones to get kids' attention. "Hey, goo.. http://fk.cm/5195758
When trying to bring mowers across the border, one should clean the grass from them first [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5195150
The five most awesome jailbreaks you've never heard of (bonus: not a slideshow) [Cool] http://fk.cm/5194721
Since no one else feels like doing it, Richard Dawkins to charge the leader of an international child prostitution ri.. http://fk.cm/5194687
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Judge spares repeat drunk driver jail time in 1998. Eleven years later, same drunk driver veers into oncoming traffic.. http://fk.cm/5194022
Jehovah's Witness knocked on the wrong door, gets a haymaker to the face from, wait for it, a Catholic priest [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5194298
"Atheism is not a belief system any more than not liking chess is a hobby." Now if you'll excuse me, subby has to go .. http://fk.cm/5193619
Man escapes fiery crash, says "40,000 pounds of frozen chicken saved my life." Truckers say the darnedest things [Spi.. http://fk.cm/5193417
Federal stimulus includes $2 million to set Massachusetts on fire [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5193197
Co-founder of the American Restroom Association says airline's decision to use coin-operated toilets in airplanes may.. http://fk.cm/5193169
If you're going to let your kids play outside in nothing but their diapers, you probably shouldn't be wearing a t-shi.. http://fk.cm/5192187
Four missing West Virginia miners found dead, final death toll at 29 [Followup] http://fk.cm/5192761
Friday, April 9, 2010
The brave man's solution to baldness - with a photo that will probably cause underpants to be drenched from uncontrol.. http://fk.cm/5192145
The house next door is on fire. Do you: a) Call 911, b) alert other neighbors, or c) get the gorilla suit on? [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5192070
Soliciting sex from someone you think is a 13-year old girl is a very bad idea, just ask this former assistant police.. http://fk.cm/5191118
"It's 106 miles to the Chicago Fark Party AWpocalypse, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dar.. http://fk.cm/5190925
When trying to win back your ex, it's probably not a good idea to have a friend "mug" her so that you can save the da.. http://fk.cm/5189624
Not news: Drunk driver veers off the road. News: Onto a practice driving track. Fark: That was currently in use by co.. http://fk.cm/5189206
Sixth grader gives some of his mom's jewelry to a girl in his class. Mom finds out and says, "Awww." Just kidding,... http://fk.cm/5188681
Author recounts the last days of Hitler's favorite little girl. And, no, she did Nazi it coming [Sad] http://fk.cm/5188950
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Man falls 30' saving suicidal woman, cushions her impact with his body, huge brass balls [Hero] http://fk.cm/5188674
California approves "Reagan Day", a holiday where we'll max out our credit cards, give guns to the local mosque, fark.. http://fk.cm/5188211
"Obama Eyes Interns." First he repeats all of Bush's mistakes; now he's imitating Clinton [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5188308
"Keep Pot Illegal." Who has that bumper sticker: (a) Republicans, (b) your dad, or (c) Northern California pot grower.. http://fk.cm/5187431
World's dumbest man calls police after finding crop of marijuana growing in his own backyard [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5187017
If you can tell the difference between human bones and a piece of wood, then you're already overqualified for the Swe.. http://fk.cm/5185837
So the Qatari diplomatic isn't a suicide bomber; he's just an asshat who thinks his diplomatic credentials allow him .. http://fk.cm/5185339
Women spend two years and 10 months of their lives shopping, according to a study conducted by Sinbad [Scary] http://fk.cm/5185203
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
What's the point of assigning your security force submachine guns and then altering them to be semi-automatic only? B.. http://fk.cm/5184816
Rare blue diamond sells for 6.4 million dollars. Would you like that in paper or plastic, Mrs. Woods? [Cool] http://fk.cm/5184013
Phuket landlord electrocuted. If only there was an exclamation for him to express his dismay [Sad] http://fk.cm/5184026
41 years ago, the Supreme Court struck down laws banning private possession of obscenity, paving the way for the inte.. http://fk.cm/5182790
With nothing else left on their agenda, local city council bans feeding of ducks in parks. I feel safer already [Asin.. http://fk.cm/5183081
County commissioners openly invite Hollywood to blow up the old Tampa Bay bridge [Florida] http://fk.cm/5182011
Appeals court reinstates murder charges against drive-in bookstore trucker saying he should have read warning signs t.. http://fk.cm/5182051
Old and busted: earthquakes caused by government satellites. New hotness: earthquakes caused by Deepak Chopra [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5181594
Man convicted of $1 million Medicaid fraud involving adult diapers. Will he do hard time or be pampered? Depends [Dum.. http://fk.cm/5181216
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Latest research shows that eating fruits and veggies does NOT prevent cancer. Fark it, I'm going back to my bacon and.. http://fk.cm/5180743
Veterans Affairs to Veteran: You have PTSD. Veteran: Can I haz my benefits then? Veterans Affairs: Prove you have PTS.. http://fk.cm/5180368
♫ It's time to put on makeup ♫ It's time to dress up right ♫ I said, it's time to dress up right ♫ DAMMIT, DRESS UP R.. http://fk.cm/5180826
Mine operator had 57 safety violations last month & refused a legally required ventilation system upgrade that would .. http://fk.cm/5180212
Farker's friend is battling liver cancer; please Photoshop her dog (DIT) [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5170187
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