Sunday, January 31, 2010
Finally, we know what can be blamed for global warming: water. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT [Followup] http://fk.cm/4986315
TSA worker arrested for recruiting underage sex slave. Oh yes, then it gets weird [Florida] http://fk.cm/4986131
Teen crashes into bowling alley. While car does not strike anyone, front of building is split open. Owners say timing.. http://fk.cm/4986104
England is basically the pathetic stalky "friend" of America who will one day snap, threaten America with a knife and.. http://fk.cm/4986007
You would think with 238 pounds of pot in the trunk he would have had better traction. Weekend drugged driving trifec.. http://fk.cm/4985672
Finally, there a good reason to spend $500 for two tickets to a hockey game [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4985214
Abraham Hicks - Perfect Health Part 2 - What are the healthiest things we can do for our body? http://bit.ly/b99RTb
At least 5.4 million civilians have died over the last 3 years in a deadly ci... Oh, it's in Africa? Sorry, go read a.. http://fk.cm/4985613
One of the biggest donations to the Haitian earthquake relief fund totals just $14.64 [Hero] http://fk.cm/4985379
Good Samaritan stops to help injured people after taxi flips over. Just kidding, he robbed it while the people were t.. http://fk.cm/4984906
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Scientists discover that if a dog is truly happy, he will wag his tail to the left. Your dog wants a cure for cancer .. http://fk.cm/4985187
NYPD leaves his marked highway patrol vehicle with a loaded shotgun inside running while he runs into a diner. What c.. http://fk.cm/4984525
Women's Studies programs removed from Canadian universities: "These courses has done untold damage to families, our c.. http://fk.cm/4984745
Throw out your Monopoly board, it's for squares and your old man. The NEW Monopoly is where it's at. It's CIRCULAR, p.. http://fk.cm/4984256
Ex-Edwards flunky says sex tape is "somewhere safe." Expect it on YouTube before the weekend is over [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4984493
The world's largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island in a slideshow [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4983995
If you're going to talk to your terrorist buddies on your cell phone, make sure no one can overhear you... especially.. http://fk.cm/4983957
Global warming just jumped the shark. Either that, or Bin Laden wants the Liberals to get behind the war on terrorism.. http://fk.cm/4983979
"Parents who drink with their underage kids are either misguided, making a pathetic attempt to be cool or a sad effor.. http://fk.cm/4983974
What begins with "f" ends in "uck" and kills little old ladies with a big hose? [Scary] http://fk.cm/4983264
Obama meets with congressional Republicans; Fark political thread breaks out [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4983235
Friday, January 29, 2010
You think it's cold today? In 1780 it was so cold that the British were able to drag cannons from Manhattan to Staten.. http://fk.cm/4983136
Let's start off this week's TSG round-up by giving all of our contestants a big hand [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4983021
Sexting isn't just for 12 year olds anymore, says AARP. "It's quick. It's right there. And nobody can hear you," says.. http://fk.cm/4982909
Federal officials stop bringing Haitian earthquake victims to Florida because they don't want to interfere with the S.. http://fk.cm/4981582
163 MPH test drive ends just as you would expect - with smashy smashy photo [Florida] http://fk.cm/4980963
Australia found to be the most sinful country in the world. Well, they did give us Hitler and all [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4980240
Woman spends a decade fighting the phone company for a 14-cent refund [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4980159
Disabled woman successfuly tackles and subdues raider, completely failing to amaze anyone living in Oakland [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4980286
Thursday, January 28, 2010
First, it was the dictionary for containing the definition of oral sex. This time, it's The Diary Of A Young Girl for.. http://fk.cm/4979573
University of Florida has created a shark bite severity scale, ranging from "Just a flesh wound" up to "You stupid ba.. http://fk.cm/4978974
Driver pulled over and fined for blowing nose in van. "This is snot happening." [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4978846
Six Steps Authoritative Public Speakers Use After Picking Persuasive Speech Topics http://bit.ly/av9iNw #business #platformchat
"I am a free woman of color" declares preacher busted for soliciting a five dollar prostitute [Weird] http://fk.cm/4978601
How many times must the fire department respond to you house fire before the home is totally engulfed in flames? Appa.. http://fk.cm/4978090
Here is your monthly slideshow dose of misspelled tattoos. Come for the exreme tradgedy, stay for the awsome [Fail] http://fk.cm/4977703
"Investigators tell us the two argued over who would use the restroom first. Zachariah Hooper allegedly grabbed a gun.. http://fk.cm/4977176
"Douglas told the Vail Daily newspaper that his religion is similar to Christianity and that the use of pot is sacred.. http://fk.cm/4976771
Quick, someone post that "Oh Snap" flow chart, because Mr. JH Todd of 1212 Webster St. just got TOLD [Cool] http://fk.cm/4976657
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Having solved the budget crisis and allowing beer to be sold in supermarkets, the PA legislature wants to be the firs.. http://fk.cm/4976618
Pro-tip: If you're in the military and decide to go AWOL, don't steal an identifiable military Humvee. Pro-tip Bonus:.. http://fk.cm/4976296
Your State of the Union discussion/drinking game thread. LGT pre-game and live stream, get out your bingo cards [Misc] http://fk.cm/4976438
Woman kicked out of home for failing to keep a standard of living. She now lives in her car [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4975581
Manchester School District has decided only "economically disadvantaged students" will be allowed to go on holiday fi.. http://fk.cm/4974931
British death toll in Afghanistan may have reached 250, but it is tough to keep accurate count because of the tally b.. http://fk.cm/4974648
Not so happy cows. Prepare to switch to soy milk after reading this. Not safe for cereal [Sick] http://fk.cm/4974468
Man arrested after trying to crawl through the ceiling to spy on the dancers' dressing room at a strip club. What was.. http://fk.cm/4974340
High school officials vow to fight suggestive dancing by videotaping offending students. Giggety [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4973343
Born in August? Then flipping burgers and pushing brooms for a living are more likely then you think. Suck it Leo [St.. http://fk.cm/4973352
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Man fails to abide by the old "Never bring a butcher knife-pool cue axe on your bicycle to a gunfight" adage [Weird] http://fk.cm/4973214
After four years spent trying to adopt a pair of Haitian orphans, one Montana family finally gets their wish. Bonus: .. http://fk.cm/4972988
Tired of people getting their news for free, Newsday puts its web site behind a pay wall for $5 a week. After three m.. http://fk.cm/4972310
Mulching program brings increase of 50% over previous year's mulch. This is a re-peat from 2009 [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4971506
Psychic Readings with Yvonne O’Brien at Horizon Center for Intuitive Awareness http://bit.ly/9dnLRG #psychic
If you work at Whole Foods, you get a 20% discount. If you work at Whole Foods and are not overweight, you get a 30% .. http://fk.cm/4971393
Contraband seized at Dulles includes a dead fruit bat and a smoked monkey [Weird] http://fk.cm/4970757
Immigration attorney to spend 8 months in prison for her efforts in finding new clients [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4970963
Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn. D'oh [Strange] http://fk.cm/4970366
Class - Pronunciation: \ˈklas\ Function: noun Usage: often attributive 1: See this link. (pics) [Fail] http://fk.cm/4970147
Two crocodiles, named Paleo and Suchus, have been taught to listen for their names being called. This could come in h.. http://fk.cm/4969866
Nancy Grace asked a judge to seal her videotaped pretrial deposition. Is worried that a media leak would result in th.. http://fk.cm/4968972
Monday, January 25, 2010
D&D banned in WI prisons putting an end to wandering gangs of halfling thieves [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4968600
Scientists say it's biologically possible for humans to run 40mph. Just keep telling yourself that the next time you .. http://fk.cm/4969091
Bill Gates says that it will take the U.S. years to recover from the Bush Administration, and it's going to cost you .. http://fk.cm/4968281
The shrimp we eat are a cocktail of chemicals such as urea, superphosphate, diesel, chlorine, rotenone, sodium tripol.. http://fk.cm/4968357
New advanced prostheses making amputees stronger than normal humans. Now we have to worry if they are going to make t.. http://fk.cm/4967462
A high class call girl plus some unexpected positions = Monday night. (Sponsored link) [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4967975
Your honor, if the FBI had warned me I was a suspect I would have told more convincing lies so could I have a do-over.. http://fk.cm/4967444
75-year old man dragged by stagecoach after barking dog spooks horses; last heard muttering, "well, that's the end of.. http://fk.cm/4967141
Police discover that drugs are being smuggled into prison in cans. No, not like that, in tin cans [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4966727
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Mendocino County sheriff using imaging software to show kids what their faces would look like on meth, unintentionall.. http://fk.cm/4966363
Playboy's Miss April 1989, 40, found dead in her mobile home. Another black eye for the Playmate Retirement Plan [Sad] http://fk.cm/4966185
BBC reports that haggis may soon be coming to the U.S., but it's unclear as to what this entrails [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4965796
Haitian man survives for eleven days buried under rubble by eating cookies and drinking pop and beer. Beer, is there .. http://fk.cm/4965859
"Since the smoking ban, no one has given up cigarettes. They've just given up buying them, and this is the most annoy.. http://fk.cm/4965479
Iranian passenger plane crashes, injuring 46. Investigators aren't sure of the exact cause yet, but it suspected that.. http://fk.cm/4965738
Finally fed up with flying coach, passenger attempts unaided paragliding [Silly] http://fk.cm/4965119
"Oral sex is the new goodnight kiss," according to teenagers who lie and documentary makers who like to scare parents.. http://fk.cm/4964644
Ship collision causes 450,000 gallons of stinking slimy sulfurous crude oil to spill onto water in Port Arthur, Texas.. http://fk.cm/4964991
Saturday, January 23, 2010
The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The o.. http://fk.cm/4964710
Porn star Alexia Moore to offer a 'lesbian defense' when and you've already clicked the link haven't you? Well I gues.. http://fk.cm/4963958
Crack open a cold one and celebrate: Sunday is the 75th birthday of canned beer [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4963938
Never, EVER bring Pop Rocks to your job at the Coca-Cola bottling plant. Bad things can happen [Scary] http://fk.cm/4963195
Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia on two felony counts of sexual abuse, leaving many to wonder, what the hell was h.. http://fk.cm/4963275
Five days stuck in a chimney should be enough to make Tiger the tabby think twice about breaking into any more houses.. http://fk.cm/4959398
Tarpon Fire Chief under investigation. Which is good, because we should know why fish need a fire chief [Florida] http://fk.cm/4962571
Man dies after drinking poisoned margarita. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame [Strange] http://fk.cm/4961997
It's not a UFO. It's a streetlight. Or maybe 68 daredevil skydivers coming together in a near-perfect diamond [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4962125
Friday, January 22, 2010
Vikings fans respond to the awe-inspiring Prince "fight" song (with nice fark.com attribution.) [Followup] http://fk.cm/4962677
British comedy sensation Marc Wootton goes undercover as an average talentless filmmaker in Hollywood. And it's even .. http://fk.cm/4960141
Rule 34 about to be validated for ursine-maiesiophilia fetishists [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4960377
More US troops withdrawn due to joint and muscle pain than combat injury; army no longer gellin' like McClellan [Inte.. http://fk.cm/4959906
For sale: One plane. Minor water damage, a few feathers embedded. Great for use as a boat [Followup] http://fk.cm/4959363
Denver police alertly evacuate school and save hundreds of children from a ghastly death by Kermit the Frog [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4959534
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Newborn snatched from mother in maternity ward by social workers because she was "not clever enough to raise a child... http://fk.cm/4959093
Muslims and Christians clash in violent riots in the city of Jos, Nigeria. Yeah, it's always the Jos behind it [Inter.. http://fk.cm/4958052
TSA agent: I found cocaine in your bag. Just kidding, I planted it. Have a nice day [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4958139
How did the SEC drop the ball so badly on Madoff and other scammers? Maybe because their system for managing whistleb.. http://fk.cm/4957427
The Gary Busey Defense and six other police myths that television taught us [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4957729
Season 3 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl is out, featuring the girl you love to watch sexing it up. No, not her. Not h.. http://fk.cm/4956723
Supreme Court rejects judicial activism, ruggedly overturns 100 years established law in favor of plaintiffs who were.. http://fk.cm/4957355
After being grounded for five weeks, teen girl turns to Facebook to overturn her unjust sentence. Grounded, with inte.. http://fk.cm/4956607
Topless bar to open soon next door to home for unwed mothers. Florida tag beats out Spiffy, Obvious tags [Florida] http://fk.cm/4955854
Royal Caribbean defends its decision to continue docking cruise ships at a Haitian resort by saying it's important to.. http://fk.cm/4956073
Abraham Hicks - W świecie niefizycznym manifestacja jest natychmistowa napisy PL http://bit.ly/7QQUnY
Richard Winters, Commander of Easy Company during World War II, turns 92 today. Here's a clip from "Band of Brothers".. http://fk.cm/4955718
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Fleeing suspect jumps off NJ Turnpike overpass, resulting in two broken legs, charges of resisting arrest, eluding po.. http://fk.cm/4955707
New, state-of-the-art high school features solar panels, electronic whiteboards, and two off-duty police officers to .. http://fk.cm/4954862
Apparently the TSA can now take files off your computers and cell phones and turn them over to "unknown third parties.. http://fk.cm/4954293
America's Gayest City? Well, that peach can symbolize a lot of things, I guess [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4953864
Dating bloggers write a list of signs that a man is an egomaniac, with items like "Begins 75% of sentences with 'I'"... http://fk.cm/4953869
Subby shocked to learn that his 18 year old nubile, pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded Swedish cheerleader on-line .. http://fk.cm/4953218
If you're thinking of making a donation to help the Haitians in their time of need, make sure it's not really going t.. http://fk.cm/4953009
Today's Ready for Fark Headline: Man bites off cop's nipple during fight outside bar [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4952509
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Soul Asylum is selling all their gear on craigslist. It's expected to sell quickly to people who want to prevent Soul.. http://fk.cm/4952307
Benefits Of The Concept2 Model D Indoor Rowing Machine That Aids In The Exercise Experience http://ping.fm/oLhE6
Man suffocates wife and lives happily ever after. Nah, just kidding he then cut off his own legs with circular saw an.. http://fk.cm/4951903
In the last 22 months, a man's ashes have been taken to Nepal, the Australian Outback, the Chinese-Mongolian border, .. http://fk.cm/4948919
What's worse than being shot and having to drive yourself to the hospital? Getting pulled over and charged with DUI o.. http://fk.cm/4949014
Monday, January 18, 2010
16 awesome fictional firearms: You can have your blasters, phasers and sonic shotguns, but none holds a candle agains.. http://fk.cm/4948761
Man with a weiner hoping to give Prince William a sizzler crashes charity barbecue. "We do believe there were some ro.. http://fk.cm/4948548
It's all fun and games at the strip bar until a customer gets unhappy about a dance, grabs a gun, tries to rob the pl.. http://fk.cm/4948441
Woman jailed for false rape claim after police prove alleged rapist Derek Cummings didn't [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4947597
News cameraman misses money-shot of a child being rescued from rubble in Haiti because he put the camera down in orde.. http://fk.cm/4946359
Old and busted: placing bouquets of flowers at a grave site. New hotness: Leaving a severed head to gaily adorn your .. http://fk.cm/4945672
Haiti continues to be plagued by dela-OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? PRINCE WILLIAM IS GOING BALD [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4946096
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Shipping container company starts research into eventually helping Haitians make housing out of shipping containers. .. http://fk.cm/4945233
Typical liberal apologist blames humans for turning sharks into maneaters (w/ "I'm a shark" mugshot) [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4945390
RT hugonelson: RT @ppenzini: RT @Twitter_Tips: Jack Bauer will use Twitter this season on "24" to capture the bad guy! http://su.pr/2iuuDU
Air New Zealand criticized for multimedia "cougar campaign" in which images of desperate Auckland older women chasing.. http://fk.cm/4945369
Let's collectively welcome Senor Jacques Bauer back into our homes! Welcome back Jack! http://su.pr/5On1uo
Odds of having same name, same birthday as someone else? About 2 to 5 years [Florida] http://fk.cm/4944851
Today's Deep Thought by Jack Handy: "It's a good idea to keep a nice, sharp steak knife around, just in case you need.. http://fk.cm/4944738
In this corner, it is the "your dog wants" meme. In the other corner, it's the lol cat. In which corner do you stand?.. http://fk.cm/4944593
82-year-old snowmobiler prepares for 3700 mile trip. Seeing as how he is from MI, it is probably for a job interview .. http://fk.cm/4944613
There were health problems for veterans from Agent Orange in Vietnam, then Gulf War Syndrome after the first Gulf War.. http://fk.cm/4944033
Alyssa Milano donates $50,000 to UNICEF, challenges any corporation to match it. Oh it is SO on [Cool] http://fk.cm/4944193
High school student expelled for bird hunting before school, leaving his rifle in his truck that he parked off-campus.. http://fk.cm/4943616
Texting 90999 to donate to the American Red Cross to support Haiti operations? You could probably swim there with a t.. http://fk.cm/4943427
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Manitoba government tells teachers they can no longer penalize students for turning work in late. Good thing there ar.. http://fk.cm/4943695
Driver changing lanes causes milk truck to crash, but it's nothing to cry over [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4942919
FBI uses picture of Spanish MP to create aged likeness of Osama Bin Laden ... probably because the two had never been.. http://fk.cm/4942709
Wall Street bankers confirm they have no clue about anything except how to line their own pockets [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4942530
"You couldn't get a better compliment as a director." - Oliver Hirschbiegel, director of "Downfall", on YouTube Hitle.. http://fk.cm/4942287
The most pathetic internet argument techniques ever. It's not news, it's the Fark politics tab [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4941826
If you run a red light with a deputy right behind you, trying to hide in the back seat probably won't help [Florida] http://fk.cm/4942045
Lucille Rembert started to cry as she looked down at her husband's grave; another woman had been buried next to him -.. http://fk.cm/4941385
Man accused of murdering girlfriend at tattoo parlor tells police he got tired of her needling him [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4941606
World Health Organization official denies H1N1 flu threat was exaggerated, says they were only yelling "Bring out you.. http://fk.cm/4941315
Friday, January 15, 2010
Ugly-arse baby Asian elephant born at Melbourne Zoo. No really, it's ug... who am I kidding? That thing's adorable [C.. http://fk.cm/4941022
Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return fligh.. http://fk.cm/4940838
Two hunters try to quack into America's only nuclear weapons assembly and disassembly plant, hilarity enthues [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4940919
Get a Fast/Tasty Cup of Coffee with the BUNN BTX-B ThermoFresh 10-Cup Thermal-Carafe Home Coffee Brewer http://ping.fm/92GEn
Google to its China employees, "Thanks to your government you may soon be unemployed. So here is a free pass to see A.. http://fk.cm/4939103
Both Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson are learning that there IS actually a limit to how stupid and/or hateful you can.. http://fk.cm/4939156
This Photoshop theme challenge is to take famous sci-fi heroes out of their element, and to drop them into another fr.. http://fk.cm/4921683
Oh, the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, except when the bus, is underground. Then it's used for pot that's so.. http://fk.cm/4938362
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak proclaims Google phone as his favorite gadget as the iPhone fangirl inside me starts t.. http://fk.cm/4938089
Thursday, January 14, 2010
11-year-old turns mother and her boyfriend in to cops for selling drugs. "Man, you are so grounded." [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4937338
Scott Ritter, former UN weapons inspector and Iraq War critic, accused of trying to play "Hide the WMDs" with underag.. http://fk.cm/4937923
First the FDA came for our clove cigarettes, and we did not speak out. Next the FDA came for our e-cigarettes, and we.. http://fk.cm/4937541
Because flying didn't suck enough with fears of terrorism, TSA, flight delays, security lines, bagged liquids, weight.. http://fk.cm/4937188
Attended the Robert Winn Soul Breathing Workshop last nite. It was awe inspiring. Check out his freebies. http://su.pr/1ah0uF
Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic. Oh IRONIC tag, you were born for this [Ironic] http://fk.cm/4935835
Future school dances may be canceled due to inappropriate behavior, kicking off of Sunday shoes [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4935981
Dangerous things you should let your kid do or how to kick helicopter parenting in it's sandy vagina [Cool] http://fk.cm/4935620
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Pregnant women can boost the intelligence of their babies by eating bacon and eggs. Oh bacon, is there ANYTHING you c.. http://fk.cm/4935452
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 245: "Silent Decay". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farkto.. http://fk.cm/4935075
NYC cabbie returns $21k that a fare left in the back seat, mostly because he's a Muslim [Hero] http://fk.cm/4935008
You know how Google (and pretty much everyone) provides information to US law enforcement? Yeah, that's what the Chin.. http://fk.cm/4934329
Despite being #36 in the nation in high school graduation rates and #49 in SAT scores, Texas's school system is appar.. http://fk.cm/4934670
Most hairdressers use a mirror to let you check out the back of your new weave. Most [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4933452
Minute hand of the Doomsday Clock set to move again this Thursday, getting us ever closer to a giant psychic space sq.. http://fk.cm/4933296
American aid worker trapped in the rubble of her house after the Haitian earthquake has been saved-by her husband. Wh.. http://fk.cm/4933011
Company creates "sarcasm" punctuation mark. Oh sure, that's really helpful [Silly] http://fk.cm/4931922
Woman keeps snowball in her freezer for 33 years. "It's just like a little pet" [Florida] http://fk.cm/4932142
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Woman trashes McDonalds when she isn't satisfied with their food; this being planet Earth, Subby doubts she never had.. http://fk.cm/4931841
Like everyone else in the country, the porno business has to bend over and take it. But they like it that way, yeah, .. http://fk.cm/4930336
Jews are only 0.2 percent of the world population, but make up large percentages of Nobel prize winners, chess champi.. http://fk.cm/4930431
If you get involved in a car accident, it's always worth checking the front of your vehicle for scratches, minor dent.. http://fk.cm/4928800
Wife rewires her husbands power tools so they will electrocute him because he is leaving her. I'm not sure "you're do.. http://fk.cm/4928882
Man 1: "Where are we going for lunch?" Man 2: "How about that burger shack?" Man 1: "Sweet. Let's land the planes on .. http://fk.cm/4928355
Dumbass tag trumps fail tag as 3 men use a stun gun to kidnap a man and take him 1200 miles, only to find out they ki.. http://fk.cm/4928362
Monday, January 11, 2010
British moms upset over "career women make bad mothers" billboard their nannies told them about [Strange] http://fk.cm/4927986
The letter Kurt Vonnegut sent to his parents informing them he was still alive after the bombing of Dresden... so it .. http://fk.cm/4928012
Study claims watching TV increases your risk of heart disease by 18 percent. If you're watching a reality TV show abo.. http://fk.cm/4927551
Study shows heavy metal damages kids brains, causes cancer, infuriates parents [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4926577
The face of Jesus appears on some naan bread at India Dining in Esher, Surrey. Or it might be a gob of hair cooked in.. http://fk.cm/4926228
General McChrystal says the tide is turning in Afghanistan, which is good since we'll need all of our resources soon .. http://fk.cm/4925812
Heavy metal found in children's jewelry. Levels of POISON deemed BIOHAZARD to kids. May cause MEGADETH in large doses.. http://fk.cm/4925507
New study says teens today only use 800 different words (w/ pic of what an 800-word-using teen may look like) [Cool] http://fk.cm/4924937
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Honey, it's cold in here. Could you please put the grill in the living room and fire it up? [Florida] http://fk.cm/4924996
Woman shot during a screening of Avatar. Considering what she was watching, it's highly likely she shot herself [Scary] http://fk.cm/4924422
"People are not facing the fact that porn is dangerous to the core. It sucks every bit of truth, contentment, honesty.. http://fk.cm/4924058
Weird: Columnist argues the National Enquirer should win the Pulitzer Prize. Fark: She kinda has a point [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4923883
Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime http://bit.ly/7ecG6s
Marine biologists argue that dolphins deserve equal rights, just like humans. Looks like someone's been listening to .. http://fk.cm/4923764
San Diego has spent thousands of dollars on tsunami warning signs and are upset because the signs are keeping the tsu.. http://fk.cm/4923617
You think your job sucks? Here are the worst jobs of 2010, and your sucky job will be clicking through the slideshow .. http://fk.cm/4923404
101-year-old man must say goodbye to his beloved elm tree that he's been taking care of for the last 50 years. Excuse.. http://fk.cm/4920069
Funeral home gets early start on cremation thanks to drunken hearse driver [Fail] http://fk.cm/4923131
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Superbear terrorizing Tahoe region is twice the size of a normal bear, bulletproof, evades traps and enters houses at.. http://fk.cm/4922672
McDonalds looks to cut cows' gas, presumably by feeding them some other company's food [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4922128
Hippies trembling as 6.5 magnitude quake stikes Humboldt County, California [News] http://fk.cm/4922093
The American Dialect Society has voted "tweet" the 2009 word of the year and "google" the word of the decade. Now if .. http://fk.cm/4921523
Occasionally a fashion magazine will "break the mold" and feature plus size models. Here's to V magazine, who have va.. http://fk.cm/4920969
Horrified reporters find some people drive as fast as 70 mph in a 55 zone on the freeway. It's like the country is fu.. http://fk.cm/4920785
In case you're wondering how long it would take for you to become infected from a zombie bite, this handy calculator .. http://fk.cm/4920774
It's snowing in Orlando. It's not news, it's---well, yeah, that is news [Florida] http://fk.cm/4920529
News: Frosty feline found frozen. Fark: Kitteh recovers in time for Caturday [Caturday] http://fk.cm/4915153
Foreign criminals be warned: if you commit a serious crime in Norway, you'll never escape the lifetime of free pensio.. http://fk.cm/4918859
Friday, January 8, 2010
DC cops can arrest women for carrying more than two condoms. Like your mom [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4919066
Having sex twice a week reduces chance of heart attack by half - unless her husband walks in on you [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4918892
Va. Civil War dispute ends in courtroom stalemate. The combatants vow to fight on, with one saying, "If at first you .. http://fk.cm/4918309
Man arrested for fondling himself at a Chicago Starbucks. Frap frap frap [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4918563
Teenage Scottish girl accuses two others of attacking her in the locker room, and calling her a slut, and pulling her.. http://fk.cm/4918317
RT @TechCrunch
The FBI Adds New Widgets And Facebook Quizzes To Its Social Media Arsenal http://tcrn.ch/4mJOqU by @jasonkincaid
The FBI Adds New Widgets And Facebook Quizzes To Its Social Media Arsenal http://tcrn.ch/4mJOqU by @jasonkincaid
Not News: Car crashes into home. News: Driver is reporter for local TV station. FARK: It's their traffic guy [Fail] http://fk.cm/4917129
RT @wordcampatl #wcatl, @BellaWebDesign is announcing a cool, new, hot chocolatey contest! http://bit.ly/5LgIfv
Boy is let off with a warning after stabbing a teacher in the chest with a pencil. Teachers union insists that there .. http://fk.cm/4916607
San Francisco city supervisor kicks off city meeting by using 'F' word, vows to use it at every public gathering for .. http://fk.cm/4916485
Man charged with attempted murder after he "tried to shoot urinating Indian" with an airgun [Strange] http://fk.cm/4916443
Thursday, January 7, 2010
85 people get sick from salmonella linked to pet frogs. Fortunately none of them croaked [Scary] http://fk.cm/4915730
Apparently cops aren't allowed to detain a lactating woman and fondle her until she squirts milk into a glove [Florida] http://fk.cm/4915628
In honor of the plucky Mars rovers' 7th year on the Red Planet, photoshop these rover tracks [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4900428
Ohio police looking for two bank robbers, possibly under five feet tall and jamming out to Hannah Montana [Strange] http://fk.cm/4914138
Step 1: Vote. Step 2: ? Step 3: Go to the Super Bowl. Wait what? (Sponsored link) [Cool] http://fk.cm/4910603
Four out of five detainees released from Gitmo don't go on to join militant groups [Scary] http://fk.cm/4913629
Judge sentences man to 10 years in prison for 'massaging the meat' in the supermarket. To the cop on steakout: well d.. http://fk.cm/4913243
Romanian woman didn't know that her husband hid $57,768 in some old footwear. Hilarity in shoes [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4913054
Cops press charges against Dad for puting his seven year old in dryer. Police claim the kid's tag clearly states dry .. http://fk.cm/4912412
Broke, dead-beat dad presumed dead after vanishing. Oh, did we mention he won $16.9 million in the lottery and wanted.. http://fk.cm/4911858
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Nagging your husband is not a crime - or at least that's what my wife tells me over and over and over again [Sad] http://fk.cm/4911978
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 244: "Animals" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography] http://fk.cm/4911814
After a laundry room dispute, an elderly man goes for his slingshot. Other tenants say he's a real menace [Florida] http://fk.cm/4910939
Michelle Obama stimulating the economy in her own way by having 26 servants at her disposal at a cost of more than 1... http://fk.cm/4910098
Attacker kills man after sharing beers with him. Of Coors, the thug wasn't the victim's Bud, so what Foster's this ki.. http://fk.cm/4908172
Blowing a .15 apparently disqualifies you from driving a school bus in New York. Another chapter in the Nanny State D.. http://fk.cm/4907454
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Sophisticated networks of lights, computers, traffic cameras, sensors, and human observers work together to make sure.. http://fk.cm/4907459
Police investigation finds that cop who pretended to have cancer so he could collect more then $20,000 and 600 hours .. http://fk.cm/4907552
Bakersfield airport closed due to security incident. Surprisingly, no one notices [Scary] http://fk.cm/4906200
Bomb-sniffing dog detects snausages at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport [Scary] http://fk.cm/4906719
Monday, January 4, 2010
For the first time in seven years, Disneyland is draining the Rivers of America. Among the items expected to be found.. http://fk.cm/4903890
Utah is glowing with anticipation of getting everyone's radioactive waste [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4902999
In hindsight, perhaps going around table to table inside your local Applebees wasn't the greatest strategy in selling.. http://fk.cm/4902912
TSA to profile air travelers entering the US from countries that sponsor terror. Like Holland [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4902720
This is my gavel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My gavel is my best friend. It is my life. I must mast.. http://fk.cm/4902499
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