Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Man sentenced to beheading for sorcery. This is not a repeat from 1477 [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5164020
Protip: Before your militia plans the violent overthrow of the US government, you might want to check Snopes.com firs.. http://fk.cm/5163286
30 Things Every Man Should Have By 30, written by the nagging, needy wife you'll have by 31 [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5163160
Kenyan slum residents no longer have to put up with flying sacks of crap [Cool] http://fk.cm/5162617
There are good parties, awesome parties, and "cause $45,000 worth of damage" parties [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5161642
Nude woman arrested at Hilton Hotel Spa holding the elevator up with toy gun [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5161570
Man has a crush on a married colleague. Does he a) approach her and confess his love, b) send her flowers and charm h.. http://fk.cm/5161368
"They wanted to shut down the picketing so now they're going to finance it" [Sick] http://fk.cm/5160907
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Este Superpoderosa Brain Training Sistema. Dé rienda suelta a su genio interior. . .Garantizado! http://bit.ly/cax4eH
Councilman booted from office because he was addicted to Farmville. Councilman furious, threatens to come back with h.. http://fk.cm/5157955
States vying for education money dismayed to discover that $600M/2 = $300M, while 39*$0 = $0 [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5157948
Monday, March 29, 2010
Chinese child has 15 fingers and 16 toes, is naturally better at math (with pics) [Weird] http://fk.cm/5157148
Tim Horton's Doughnuts staff who worked in the Khandahar airport store are eligible for a war medal: the Chocolate Gl.. http://fk.cm/5156718
Workers injured after a three-story building being converted to a four-story building suddenly became a one-story bui.. http://fk.cm/5155959
Obama administration asks Israel not to build any more settlements in Jerusalem. Which is as likely to happen as Obam.. http://fk.cm/5156040
Comedian who quieted rowdy lesbian hecklers is now on trial before province human rights commission for violating Can.. http://fk.cm/5155263
Duke sucks, a new iPhone app for Fark, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/21 - 3/27 [FarkBlog] http://fk.cm/5155807
Shoemaker Doc Marten's celebrates it's 50th birthday, and if that name conjures up images of heavy black boots and yo.. http://fk.cm/5154917
German university approves plan to train twenty of its students as Gladiators [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5154685
Screenwriter writes apology for "Battlefield Earth" but admits he's strangely proud of it: "Because out of all the su.. http://fk.cm/5154206
14 year old's mother is too drunk to drive so naturally he a) takes her keys b) calls the cops or c) stabs her? [Fail] http://fk.cm/5154131
More than 120 miners trapped underground in China. This is not a repeat from 2009. 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, etc [Scary] http://fk.cm/5154262
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Some of the most analytical and logical people on the planet are Germans. The majority of Germans no longer believe i.. http://fk.cm/5154223
Good show old chap. This mugshot roundup is brought to you by the British Empire in the year of our Lord 1904 [Cool] http://fk.cm/5153481
75 years after its inception, Monopoly remains as fun as ever. Especially when it is played on a larger than life Mon.. http://fk.cm/5153123
Aide to the Pope on ever-widening sex abuse scandal: "We should not be too scandalised if some bishops knew about it .. http://fk.cm/5152954
Sad: Thieves stole nearly $11,000 from the VFW in a burglary last Sunday night. More sad: It had been collected to bu.. http://fk.cm/5152254
Not wanting to sentence crack dealer to decade in prison under mandatory sentencing law, judge decides to wait for Co.. http://fk.cm/5152180
The deadline is approaching for nominations for the state's list of 1,000 Great Places in Massachusetts. Last years w.. http://fk.cm/5152125
18-year old defecates in car thinking it belonged to his girlfriend and... yeah, you already figured out where it goe.. http://fk.cm/5151706
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Grocery store customer gives kidney to cashier. Why don't people use a debit card like everyone else [Hero] http://fk.cm/5151639
Today, lights around the world will go out for "Earth Hour" to help save the planet. The other 8759 hours are still o.. http://fk.cm/5150691
Step 2: Hide $100,000* worth of drugs in underpants. *Police estimated value; actual value $250 [Florida] http://fk.cm/5150486
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to the left of the plane, you'll see a volcano erupting. Oh, and the Sun is there,.. http://fk.cm/5150207
Public overwhelmingly supports requirement to make all airport passengers subject to whole-body scans that can see th.. http://fk.cm/5150143
There are so many medical marijuana applications that Colorado's health department will no longer review them before .. http://fk.cm/5149497
Friday, March 26, 2010
Man achieves flawless "WTF is wrong with you" victory, beats up quadruple amputee roommate when she blocked his view .. http://fk.cm/5149556
Russia bans Mein Kampf, saying it encourages extremist and violent behavior. You know who else banned books? [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5148979
Georgia bakery receives surprise marijuana shipment. Serves the best muffins EVER [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5148944
Applebee's new Double-Glazed™ ribs, Won Ton Tacos™, Steak Quesadilla Towers™, and Vagrant Pissing Outside the Windows.. http://fk.cm/5148498
Not sufficiently impressed with 47,000 miles of concrete, design chosen for yet another Eisenhower Memorial in D.C [C.. http://fk.cm/5148226
Cleveland AIDS Taskforce wants to reduce HIV's negative stigma. Their genius idea: distribute "HIV POSITIVE" shirts (.. http://fk.cm/5148196
Despite prison officials saying it's not really a problem, lawmaker wants to ban Playboy from Oregon prisons [Silly] http://fk.cm/5147525
Computer tech consultant in a small Montana town claims to be the Holy Ghost. He's a bit Waco [Weird] http://fk.cm/5147714
Protip: If you're going to brag about your XBox and plasma TV on Facebook, don't post updates saying exactly when you.. http://fk.cm/5147026
Surely the author of this article must have considered using a pseudonym [Followup] http://fk.cm/5146798
Swedish prisoner decides to reenact the Shawstank Redemption. Guards not amused [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5146232
Thursday, March 25, 2010
In what may be the worst cost-cutting idea in history, Wisconsin college changes font on their campus email, waits fo.. http://fk.cm/5146077
Man shooting at farmhouse wounds himself instead, he couldn't even hit the side of a barn [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5146080
How cool is Barack Obama? He stopped into an Iowa City bookstore, bought $37 worth of kids books, including a Star Wa.. http://fk.cm/5145378
UPDATE: Farker MisterSparkle's video contest entry is in 26th place. Help him get to #1 so he can donate all $250,000.. http://fk.cm/5143204
Mexico arrests "King of Heroin", is cooperating with US authorities. In a statement, the Rolling Stones said they wil.. http://fk.cm/5144049
Sony just bought the rights to Michael Jackson for a video game. Yeah, a Michael Jackson video game [Weird] http://fk.cm/5143968
Abraham - Are we the most advanced civilization? And is there life on other planets? http://bit.ly/aq3e4c
Well, there was at least one silver lining to the Haiti earthquake: All the drug lords moved out, leaving behind lots.. http://fk.cm/5143216
If you have yer' wedding at Bass Pro Shop, and yer' bride is wearing camouflage ....youuu might be a redneck (video) .. http://fk.cm/5142688
When attempting to rob a bank, it is suggested that you NOT call the bank first to make sure that your money will be .. http://fk.cm/5142232
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
If your house is foreclosed upon, here's a tip: don't make it seem like the cleaning crew just discovered the Well of.. http://fk.cm/5141991
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 255: "Pan Fried." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktogra.. http://fk.cm/5141597
He says he's sorry for throwing money at a man with Parkinson's disease. That makes it all better, right? [Followup] http://fk.cm/5140478
McNabb: I want to win a Super Bowl in Philadelphia http://bit.ly/94WuQE... Enuff heartache already! This is Truly a month of madness...
Old Bridge old bridge repair repairs fragment fragments, state State Police police speaker, speaking [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5140161
Proposed US law would single out cyber-crime havens such as Russia, Nigeria, and 4chan [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5139451
It's an age-old question. When foreclosing on homes, do you put the bodies to the curb with rest of the furniture? [Sad] http://fk.cm/5139028
In a world of "You're doing it wrong", this guy wins. (With "barbed wire really hurts" mugshot) [Florida] http://fk.cm/5138690
Teenager survives having 10 inch knife embedded all the way into his head. (w/ most awesome x-ray pic) [Scary] http://fk.cm/5138220
Off-duty college cop accidentally shoots himself. In the ass. Welcome to Fark, Officer Mallin [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5138236
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
New high-tech devices at airports will track how long people are stuck in security lines. This will be much more usef.. http://fk.cm/5138175
As the hobo sighs / On a cold and gray Philly mornin / Feelin the wrath of preteen scorn / In the ghetto / Fun and ga.. http://fk.cm/5137921
Utah's liquor monopoly makes cuts, sells hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, staggers past GO, collects $200 [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5137744
Reflecting on once-prosperous days along the now-shrinking Salton Sea, which in fact is not a natural feature at all,.. http://fk.cm/5136790
Joe Biden uses the f-word during the signing of the healthcare reform bill, which by law automatically revokes the bi.. http://fk.cm/5136667
Headline: "Nazi doctors' documents found in attic". Article: Food coupons. It's not news [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5135576
They have shark-fights at U.N. meetings? Now I totally want to join [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5135308
Monday, March 22, 2010
Drunk driving is never cool, especially if you're a state trooper on duty [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5134319
If you gash your leg with a chainsaw, maybe it's a good idea to finish trimming the tree after you stop bleeding to d.. http://fk.cm/5133924
Remember when your father told you that your had to live up to the family name? Well this guy took that advice litera.. http://fk.cm/5134045
Thanks to a large rock, 66-year-old woman is able to keep a would-be kidnapper, tigers at bay [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5133494
Rebuilding efforts in Haiti will focus on rapidly sheltering as many people as possible. No wait, that would make sen.. http://fk.cm/5133498
Cargo ships near California figure out best way to clean up the environment. Just burn their dirty air polluting fuel.. http://fk.cm/5133126
Bride arrested for baring her breasts at her own wedding party and hitting her doorman with a shoe [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5133179
Edmonton firefighters and police unable to catch peacock, although it should be easier today now that it's frozen [We.. http://fk.cm/5132388
If you ever get the urge to run into traffic and try and lift a taxi with your bare hands, make sure you strip naked .. http://fk.cm/5132031
You know Spring is officially here when the flowers start to bloom, college basketball is on tv, and a bunch of horse.. http://fk.cm/5131577
New Jersey legislation seeks to redefine "smoking" as "inhaling/exhaling smoke or any other substance or vapor that c.. http://fk.cm/5131205
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Former 1st Lieutenant in the Marines during WWII passes away at the age of 93. She was also a Hollywood dancer, colle.. http://fk.cm/5131323
Murderous editors, billionaires paying off underage prostitutes with cocaine, ties to the Church of Satan and illegal.. http://fk.cm/5130826
"Calm has returned to a northeastern B.C. school after a police investigation revealed that an alarming letter posted.. http://fk.cm/5130638
When installing 20 wind farms, "checking that the sites are windy" is the first step, not the last [PSA] http://fk.cm/5130613
Grandpa was right: they're all crooks and your doctor IS trying to kill you. ""The great majority of doctors have no .. http://fk.cm/5130285
Comic-Con could be threatened by: A)Too many geeks dressed as furries, B) Protestors who hate Star Wars fanatics, or .. http://fk.cm/5130250
Socialist California nearly killed Steve Jobs because he had to wait on the organ transplant list with everyone else,.. http://fk.cm/5130044
Houston area church prefers its "stations of the cross" themed art show entries to depict that part of the Passion wh.. http://fk.cm/5129772
4 - "La Legge dell'Attrazione" - Parte seconda - Legge dell'Attrazione: definizione http://bit.ly/c19xC6
You know it's going to be a bad year if it's only March and you've already been shot in the head twice [Strange] http://fk.cm/5129128
Actual headline--'Butt in mulch starts a fire at BIA hotel'. Apparently one should keep one's ass out of a compost pi.. http://fk.cm/5129361
Saturday, March 20, 2010
If you're going to do a carjacking, try not to pick the vehicle with the pit bull just resuced from a dogfighting rin.. http://fk.cm/5129409
Person shot while attending a Colorado gun show. If only there had been some way for them to protect themselves [Misc] http://fk.cm/5129012
Wondering if you'll survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Here's a handy-dandy flowchart for you to determine the s.. http://fk.cm/5128768
Officials change their mind, the Stripper Mobile - aka Skank Tank - is back on the streets after bannination. Tampa n.. http://fk.cm/5128146
U.S. Navy hospital ship Comfort returns to Baltimore after two months in Haiti. Obviously, all problems are solved th.. http://fk.cm/5128078
"Several passersby called Boulder police Wednesday afternoon when Catharine Pierce, 52, tended to her front yard wear.. http://fk.cm/5127784
Man puts on a suit, takes a taxi to an office, and goes completely unnoticed while spending the next 18 hours looting.. http://fk.cm/5127900
Hundreds of people lined up before a giant toilet prop to bring awareness to World Water Day. Participants were asked.. http://fk.cm/5127492
Fark-ready headline of the day: Shark-bitten crocodile poop fossils found [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5126816
Friday, March 19, 2010
If your name is Calvin and you live in the Sacramento area, go ahead and commit all the crimes you want, cause they'l.. http://fk.cm/5126864
If you're a lawyer, apparently you can be arrested for paying a homeless man to help find you clients [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5126729
When 18-year-old "Marinesniper" meets 18-year-old "tallhotblond" on the Internet, you know one of them is lying [Obvi.. http://fk.cm/5126534
Hero teacher Mrs Q eats the same food AS THE STUDENTS (with anti food-porn pics of what a student might eat) [Interes.. http://fk.cm/5125692
After a week of bad Publicity about found e-mails and federal grand juries, Sheriff Joe has apparently decided it's t.. http://fk.cm/5125358
Man arrested for attacking neighbors' door with hoe because he believed they stole his cookies. (w/ pic of hoe beater.. http://fk.cm/5124053
Bernie Madoff's dizziness and hypertension that sent him to a prison hospital last Dec. turned out to be a broken nos.. http://fk.cm/5124181
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Russia threatening to invade Canada of mineral and oil rights. Canada responds with a 'oh ya? Well my pants can kick .. http://fk.cm/5123430
The EPA wants to know if long-term fracking using massive hot injections could be harmful to your health [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5123554
Old and busted: finding an image of Jesus in your toast. The new hotness: finding the skeleton of Natalee Holloway in.. http://fk.cm/5122920
Working for the government comes with some great perks, like job stability, posh benefits packages, and in many cases.. http://fk.cm/5121937
A boardwalk is a lovely place to have a wedding... provided that the boardwalk can support all of your chunky asses [.. http://fk.cm/5120858
Cable glitch replaces children's TV with Playboy channel for the BEST TWO HOURS EVER [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5121374
Behold the horror that is the Steve Jobs cheese head. Good luck trying to get to sleep tonight [Scary] http://fk.cm/5121220
Cutest pics you'll see today of a Persian cat taking a dip in the family pool [Sappy] http://fk.cm/5120556
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Cracked presents the Cliffs Notes version of Drew's book for free: Six ways the media disguises BS as fact [Misc] http://fk.cm/5120695
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 254: "Farkitecture" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktog.. http://fk.cm/5120244
Dad leaps from a second story window and shoots his daughter's boyfriend in the groin when he sees him beating her up.. http://fk.cm/5119948
RT @mynewestbiz: RT@suziphillips - I got 739 extra free visitors to my web site in one day. Here's the free webinar howhttp://bit.ly/cXMEQ8
State's list of worst-at-math schools is retracted due to -- wait for it -- math error made by state [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5119908
Seems like no one comes to visit anymore? Maybe it's because you're behind on your HOA fees [Misc] http://fk.cm/5117989
Hello, this is Phil. We found your lost vehicle. You had crashed it in a different place than you thought. But it's s.. http://fk.cm/5117400
Pictured on the cover of a large Swiss daily while naked on a ledge outside a burning transsexual brothel is definite.. http://fk.cm/5116863
If you abandoned 15 pounds of cocaine at a Cincinnati airport bathroom, some very nice men in suits would like to tal.. http://fk.cm/5116830
Dentist is accused of using paper clips instead of stainless steel posts inside the teeth of root canal patients. He'.. http://fk.cm/5116890
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Tragedy today, as school teacher eating wolves were eaten by Alaskans. They were delicious [Followup] http://fk.cm/5116754
There's a push to make movie theater snacks more healthy. It sounds reasonable until you find out it's being helmed b.. http://fk.cm/5116438
300-pound "White Boy" calls Mom to tell her he left his coke stash at Spank's house. From jail [Florida] http://fk.cm/5116381
Life of US soldier in Baghdad saved, thanks to a concerned roommate and a stolen firing pin [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5115885
NTSB says 2008 helicopter crash that killed 4 in Aurora, IL was caused by "inadequate preflight planning", which appa.. http://fk.cm/5115646
Court rules that an ad depicting giant lawyers with superhuman speed who regularly defend space aliens is not likely .. http://fk.cm/5115634
Steve just joined "Making new friends on Facebook who I hope aren't narcs" [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5114304
13-year old killed with knife in the library. Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlet wanted for questioning as police have no .. http://fk.cm/5114242
After birthday party, parents accidentally leave the birthday boy behind at the restaurant. Realizing their mistake a.. http://fk.cm/5114037
Ugg boots aren't only the fashion equivalent of a train wreck, they're bad for your health, too. Here comes the scien.. http://fk.cm/5112980
Flight Attendants want Congress to limit carry-on bag size because people are not wanting to pay for baggage. If only.. http://fk.cm/5113347
It is a forward, assertive vintage, with dominant notes of oak, dark currant and tooth shards, the perfect bottle for.. http://fk.cm/5112847
Monday, March 15, 2010
If you don't have a driver's license and have been arrested for it 14 times already -- for the love of God, put on yo.. http://fk.cm/5113059
Three things you didn't know about Supreme Court Justice Stevens: he witnessed Babe Ruth's called shot, enlisted the .. http://fk.cm/5112880
"Hate speech infiltrates social networking sites," reports Jesse Soloman, who was recently revived from a 25 year cry.. http://fk.cm/5112657
GA Supreme court upholds portion of Sex Offender registration with this logic "it is of no consequence whether or not.. http://fk.cm/5112414
With the removal of Saddam Hussein, Iraqi women have lost their western-style rights and been placed under oppressive.. http://fk.cm/5111914
"Dear Mr. and Mrs." is sexist. "Dear Mrs. and Mr." is progressive. Whatever, that sandwich isn't going to make itself.. http://fk.cm/5110941
Florida vampire who claims to be the direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler announces his candidacy for president. Wou.. http://fk.cm/5110617
After moving the "cock soup" to top shelves over parents' complaints, supermarket now renaming their "fat balls" [Stu.. http://fk.cm/5109850
Visit beautiful Newcastle and come home with more luggage than you took [Scary] http://fk.cm/5109724
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Girls ordered to spend weekends with sex offender father. But it's okay... the judge said they could have a lock on t.. http://fk.cm/5108374
Mother Nature spins the earthquake wheel, and it comes up....wait for it....northern Japan, congratulations Japan, ha.. http://fk.cm/5108103
The typical traffic stop in Portland includes guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bo.. http://fk.cm/5108152
Guy gets arrested for trying to break into neighbor's house and steal her panties. Decides that going on local news a.. http://fk.cm/5107972
Besides being nuts, what did the Pentagon and Vegas courthouse shooters have in common? They got their guns from the .. http://fk.cm/5107472
WASP (Women Airforce Service Pilots) of World War 2 finally recognized after 60 years with the Congressional Medal of.. http://fk.cm/5107474
According to the World Health Organisation (WHO), the likelihood of a woman dying in childbirth in the US is five tim.. http://fk.cm/5106916
Saturday, March 13, 2010
When are you able to get three DUI's in one year and still get to keep your job? When you're a cop, that's when [Asin.. http://fk.cm/5106607
Walmart fires Associate of the Year, cancer patient for medical marijuana use [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5106248
Lesbian discharged from the Air Force under "Don't Ask Don't Tell" when a bigot cop in South Dakota saw her marriage .. http://fk.cm/5106368
What do Arkansas, Oklahoma, Idaho and Utah all have in common? They loves to marry their wimmenfolk off good an early.. http://fk.cm/5105843
Another blue-eyed, blonde haired "Jihad Jane" pops up, with a "yeah, I think I would, she has the crazy eyes" pic [Du.. http://fk.cm/5105842
At what point did this teacher think writing "Loser" on a sixth-grader's writing assignment was a good idea? [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5105443
Protip: When special ed students start giving up on your school district, you just might have a problem [Sad] http://fk.cm/5105423
Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5105344
Lawyer makes the case that CIA drone operators are unlawful combatants [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5104690
Britain has spent £190,000 in an unsuccessful twelve year battle to wipe out the country's only termite colony. Appar.. http://fk.cm/5104712
I'm sorry, since we don't charge a lot for this particular dish, you cannot take your leftovers home with you. Sincer.. http://fk.cm/5104316
Friday, March 12, 2010
US Court of Federal Claims rules that thimerosal-based vaccines could not have caused autism. States that claims are .. http://fk.cm/5104196
Why so serious? Because an experimental National Zoo bat colony was wiped out [Sad] http://fk.cm/5104094
It's the ultimate battle between Marvel and DC in this week's Smoking Gun mugshots [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5104285
Today's child stuck in a vending machine story comes to you from Perth, Australia [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5103315
Confessions of a redhead Las Vegas escort. (A 6'3", 247 pound, 47-year-old gay bear redhead Las Vegas escort.) [Inter.. http://fk.cm/5103130
Bad: You call the police to report a suspected burglar. Good: It was only your boyfriend, planning a romantic surpris.. http://fk.cm/5102368
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Not content with bad remakes of 80's movies, Hollywood looks to drop a house on The Wizard of Oz [Sad] http://fk.cm/5101476
In the battle between Glenn Beck, and a small poodle, that small poodle was on the verge of winning, and that's when .. http://fk.cm/5101128
"Holy s***. We just saw a gigantic shark eat what looked like a person in front of our house." [Scary] http://fk.cm/5100579
"ALL RIGHT THIS IS A ROBBERY HAND OVER ALL YOUR MONEY, JEWELRY, AND.....THAT COSMO" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5099854
Whoever said, "There's no harm in asking," clearly never submitted a request under the Indian government's Right to I.. http://fk.cm/5100129
Exploring one of California's most peculiar mysteries: Why do so many Chinese restaurants also sell donuts? [Strange] http://fk.cm/5099436
Kansas City closes half its schools, most of which it wasn't using anyway [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5098807
"America's billionaires have not rebounded from the recession as strongly as other countries' billionaires." Won't so.. http://fk.cm/5097924
Teen shoots himself in the testicles. Bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again [Fail] http://fk.cm/5098036
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its rad.. http://fk.cm/5097984
Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6 [Fail] http://fk.cm/5097591
Not news: Gunman prompts school lockdown. Fark: Gunman was wielding a Nerf gun [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5096621
More miracles from modern medicine: "They said there was a rare, but real chance that my bottom jaw would become infe.. http://fk.cm/5095998
Records show Ohio State shooter had complained his bosses were treating him unfairly, had taken his red stapler [Foll.. http://fk.cm/5095643
Just a tip: If you need to drive over to the police station for business, sober up first [PSA] http://fk.cm/5094787
Psycho killer...signs himself...out of the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hospital, then he...runs runs runs runs, runs runs runs awa.. http://fk.cm/5094753
The nicest nurse in the world fired for having sex with grieving men who just lost their wives to cancer [Sad] http://fk.cm/5094221
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Water consuption in Edmonton during the Gold Medal hockey game; the beer consumption chart would probably look the sa.. http://fk.cm/5093261
Windows kill up to 1 billion birds in North America each year. "I see no immediate reason why these figures would be .. http://fk.cm/5093144
Protip: If the Chevy conversion van is rocking (at 3:30 AM in the mall parking lot, under a lightpole), the cops will.. http://fk.cm/5092423
Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics o.. http://fk.cm/5091704
Due to low sales, Walmart discounts Black Barbie; obviously some people have a problem with this [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5091859
"Milking water out of a cow made of wood with rubber teats is a favorite activity there" [Strange] http://fk.cm/5091520
News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5091576
That giant puckering sound you heard was Sheriff Joe Arpaio's spinchter clenching after he found out the controversia.. http://fk.cm/5090733
Monday, March 8, 2010
Brtiain's MI5 monitored Hitler Youth cycling tour of England in 1937, despite their agent falling off near Budleigh S.. http://fk.cm/5089479
Tip Of The Day: Paying for hundreds of dollars of crack cocaine with Monopoly money will probably result in a fairly .. http://fk.cm/5089012
A group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis are kvetching that lox should no longer be considered kosher as the fish often conta.. http://fk.cm/5088852
On the internet, a female inmate squirting breast milk at her jailer falls under the Rule #34 clause. In real life, i.. http://fk.cm/5088055
Al Qaida calls on US muslims to attack America seeing as how they're a little too busy dodging predator strikes and m.. http://fk.cm/5088336
Lawmaker wants to give vegans, teetotallers and atheists the same protection under the law as Muslims and Jews [Inter.. http://fk.cm/5087491
You know what's better than a squirrel with a conconut on its head? Two squirrels with coconuts on their heads [Silly] http://fk.cm/5087099
Sunday, March 7, 2010
When stealing lottery tickets, resist the urge to redeem your winners at the same store you robbed [Florida] http://fk.cm/5086576
And now, for no particular reason, here are some photos of Caplin Rous -- the world's largest domesticated rodent [Sc.. http://fk.cm/5086806
Home-schooling parents are having a hard time finding science books that don't use the same explanation for everythin.. http://fk.cm/5085666
Too chicken to dump your significant other? This guy will call them, dump them for you, record the insuing hilarity, .. http://fk.cm/5085641
If your car is stolen Worcester police may or may not find it, but city meter maids definitely will [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5085275
You Farkers can keep resting easy. Exercise is useless. However, you might have to put down the bacon [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5085517
Man has a mountain of sand and hangs women's underwear outside his home. And then it gets weird. (w/video) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5084995
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Judge sues Wal-Mart and Sam's Club, claiming that their poor customer service caused him to be involuntarily institut.. http://fk.cm/5083782
Tractor trailer containing 30,000 pounds of yogurt rolls over on I-91 in Northampton. Culture comes to Western Massac.. http://fk.cm/5083896
~Abraham-Hicks~Setting Your Vibrational Tone
♥ Abraham Hicks ♥ Abraham explains the importance of deliberately setting your vibrational tone. ***************** We would focus on everything that mattered to us. It is so satisfying to hold a thought and to find the feeling place and then see the Universe conspire to help you receive it. Oh, co-creation at its best. -Abraham [...] http://bit.ly/bRRZqC
An Inspirational Video 1 – The Law Of Attraction
www.leadoutloud.ca A great inspirational video. If you know someone who is going through a difficult time, make sure you forward this video to them. It will brighten their day. By the way, due to the many requests to purchase this video, it is available for purchase for immediate download at www.leadoutloud.ca. ENJOY! : )
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http://bit.ly/94eQA6
Complementary/Alternative Medicine: Traditional Chinese
Nearly half the US populations turns to complementary, alternative and integrative practices to maintain or improve their health. Beverly Burns of ucsf’s Osher Center for Integrative Medicine explores traditional Chinese medicine including acupuncture, meridians and chi. Series: “UCSF Mini Medical School for the Public” [12/2007] [Health and Medicine] [Show ID: 13073]
http://bit.ly/cnHKRA
http://bit.ly/cnHKRA
Diabetes Overview
How diabetes occurs and how to treat it. Watch this and more health videos at: www.answerstv.com
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http://bit.ly/dxNFx7
Lifestyle Changes For Diabetes Type 2 Diet
Diabetes data is essential in patients who have either type 1 diabetes or type 2 diabetes. When diagnosed with diabetes, the health entailments can be damaging but realizing what the disease is and what modifications you can implement to assist in leading a healthy life is important in checking any ill effects. Getting a few [...] http://bit.ly/9GL4c2
Canada scraps plan to change national anthem from "O Canada" to "2112"; as a backup, organizers were willing to conce.. http://fk.cm/5083491
Psychotherapist charged with acting like there are a couple well-placed spaces in his title [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5083249
~Abraham-Hicks~Setting Your Vibrational Tone:
♥ Abraham Hicks ♥ Abraham explains the importance of .. http://bit.ly/bRRZqC
♥ Abraham Hicks ♥ Abraham explains the importance of .. http://bit.ly/bRRZqC
An Inspirational Video 1 – The Law Of Attraction:
www.leadoutloud.ca A great inspirational vi.. http://bit.ly/94eQA6
www.leadoutloud.ca A great inspirational vi.. http://bit.ly/94eQA6
Complementary/Alternative Medicine: Traditional Chinese:
Nearly half the US populations turns to co.. http://bit.ly/cnHKRA
Nearly half the US populations turns to co.. http://bit.ly/cnHKRA
Diabetes Overview:
How diabetes occurs and how to treat it. Watch this and more health videos at: w.. http://bit.ly/dxNFx7
How diabetes occurs and how to treat it. Watch this and more health videos at: w.. http://bit.ly/dxNFx7
Once again: You shouldn't be shaving your privates while driving, especially if you have a suspended license: "She wa.. http://fk.cm/5082146
Woman decapitated by a freak lawnmower accident as she heads off to work [Strange] http://fk.cm/5082155
"Wait, you're not an airline pilot?" "No. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" [Scary] http://fk.cm/5082453
Friday, March 5, 2010
41 year old female teacher sends nude photos of herself via text to a 15 year old boy. With "Yes I would hit that" pi.. http://fk.cm/5082301
If you're a woman who fancies the bad boy type, perhaps corrections officer isn't an optimal line of business (with s.. http://fk.cm/5082045
A group coined the Bling Ring burglarized celebrity homes. It was like Mission Impossible meets 90120 [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5081158
San Francisco has hit on a brilliant way to get rid of its sewage treatment byproducts: Call them "high-quality, nutr.. http://fk.cm/5080800
In a move sure to burnish its reputation as the toughest, most hardcore branch of America's armed forces, Navy fires .. http://fk.cm/5079949
Boy shoots dog (bad). Boy is sentenced to jail (good). Boy is allowed out for Hank Williams, Jr. concert because his .. http://fk.cm/5079899
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Nanny state strikes again. Kindergartener suspended from school for making his fingers into the shape of a gun and po.. http://fk.cm/5079699
In a wise use of manpower and resources, cops surround apartment for two hours to wait for a warrant to bust someone .. http://fk.cm/5078965
An American editor of an Italian journal is sued by an Israeli author for running a negative review by a German about.. http://fk.cm/5078810
If it's on Jersey Shore it's not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Excep.. http://fk.cm/5078572
If this Haitian family moves into your neighborhood, you might want to update your earthquake insurance policy [Scary] http://fk.cm/5077767
Pop singer Shakira given a medal by the UN for her her work helping impoverished children, and her achievements in th.. http://fk.cm/5077524
Sarah Palin Tonight Show standup review: Stewart liked it (with Palin standup goodness) [Weird] http://fk.cm/5077114
Not News: Man loses his job. News: He's a sheriff who improperly used his firearm. Fark: To shoot his way out of the .. http://fk.cm/5076909
Religious reasons may get you out of combat service, medical procedures and explain finicky diets but they won't get .. http://fk.cm/5075718
Watching "Survivorman" will provide you with everything you need to know in order to survive in the wilderness. Or ma.. http://fk.cm/5075838
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Just a normal day at the park; birds singing, people walking their dog, naked woman tied to a tree [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5075789
We arm the world/We arm the children/We want the world to be a deader place/So let's start killin' [Fail] http://fk.cm/5075453
British Teenager saves a 5 year old girl in North Carolina from being raped without even having to leave home [Hero] http://fk.cm/5074617
It may be acceptable to bring your child to work, but you shouldn't let your child actually perform your job. Especia.. http://fk.cm/5074102
Arizona governor urges people to volunteer. Would offer paid work, but Arizona is currently bankrupt [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5072708
When jumping into a plunge pool after a sauna, make sure it isn't boiling [Fail] http://fk.cm/5072178
If you're going to tell a guy the vivid details of how you had sex with his ex girlfriend, make sure he's not back to.. http://fk.cm/5071897
River overflows its banks, meter maid sees half-submerged cars. He immediately: (a) jumps in to rescue child, (b) don.. http://fk.cm/5071751
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Drunk cop shows badge to bouncer to demand entry..."I'm here to f------ boogie" [Fail] http://fk.cm/5071824
Drinking to forget can have the opposite effect and lead to more painful memories, jaws, ribs, eye sockets [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5071595
Small southern town seeks guidance from state AG in overturning Sunday alocohol ban. AG: "Uhh... your law banning Sun.. http://fk.cm/5070527
Abraham - Will he re-unite with his father who has passed when he himself passes? http://bit.ly/chb27W
Attempt to steal ATM with front loader fails. "There was no way that they came up with that sober" [Florida] http://fk.cm/5070451
"Can I see that $36K diamond ring? I'll be out in the parking lot with it where the light is better." [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5070351
Monday, March 1, 2010
Have disposable income and don't know the best way to spend it? How about some cashmere toilet paper [Silly] http://fk.cm/5065720
Guy gets six-figure book deal for (seriously) "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5065917
"Alright buddy, I saw you feeding that homeless guy over there. Where's your license? Don't have one? Well, you're ta.. http://fk.cm/5064910
Novelist says girls are ready to have children and run a household by age 14 [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5064889
There are now bacteria so powerful, the only antibiotics strong enough to kill them (maybe) will also shut down your .. http://fk.cm/5064772
Former homeless guy now a culinary star - mobs line up for his sandwiches [Hero] http://fk.cm/5064705
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