"Man Accused Of Having Sex With Underage Teen In Court." Next time, try a hotel room [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1idPEK

Police nab parrot on the lam. That's gonna make for some funky offspring [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1613sI

Erica Ariel Fox, "The Power of Presence at Omega Institute" http://bit.ly/7m4a7

If another motorist reports that you're driving erratically, mooning her will probably not help persuade the cop.. http://bit.ly/v8f25

Abraham Hicks (She has a general question about addictions) http://bit.ly/HNbwh

Protip: When preparing to commit robbery, it's a lot easier to buy a mask or stocking rather than spray painting.. http://bit.ly/DZeM7

Missouri legislature approves ban on tupperware instead of styrofoam, gets an F in chemistry [Fail] http://bit.ly/6E6qd